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marshmele
@michelegoo.bsky.social
I tell jokes onstage and in uncomfortable situations.
Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts.
No bigots 🚫. Any pronoun. AuDHD.
Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land

https://linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha
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This stage of capitalism feels like the end of a monopoly game that’s been going on for hours and you already know you lost but the dick winning won’t let you go to bed until they get all of your money or you die.
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I contain multitudes

Oh

Oh shit

My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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This is a very good and important thread
THREAD.

3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.

We decided to call him Jim.

This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Anywho, meowrning bsky 🧡
I was meant to go to the office but didn’t :p moar milo cuddles!
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This year went so fucking fast jfc! It seems like yesterday when i was at the beach in brasil bitching about my aunt 😂
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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i sense there’s something in the wind 🌀
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Are my broken headphones kermit the frog? Many users feel they’re looking at a real muppet. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Much of the transphobic rhetoric online is recycled homophobic rhetoric of old. I have seen the lazy bigots completing the circle lately. They’re back to ‘gay is mental illness’. 🙄

This was the plan the whole time, to concentrate on trans people then broaden it to all LGBTQIA people. 1/2
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Who thought shortening Frankston station to FKN was a good idea? 😂

www.instagram.com/p/DRYfzTNkpq...
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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If love were audible,
I'd still hear silence.

Eyes closed
Tongue stilled
Love is not meant
To be heard, seen, or spoken

No,
Love is the domain of touch
Of Quiet Reciprocity
Of soft lips, and gentle hands

If love were audible,
We would find ourselves deafened
By the agony
Of the overwhelming
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I love this guy as much he loves sunny spots 🧡
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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I think it’s pretty clear at this point that one of the main impacts of LLMs is to disrupt thinking: to make it so that far too many people never properly learn how to do it, and then to control the output so there are thoughts that people never learn how to think.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I drank too much coffee, tummy hurts 😖
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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post your warning label
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I showed you my assembled lego tallneck, please respond

(I can’t believe this is a current thought i’m having about someone, but here we are lol)
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Kaiser chiefs was so much fun! They played ramones! 🤘
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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A don’t know what I did in my past life to be a coeliac with italian heritage lol, but i hope i’m paying my dues 🙏
January 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ah the garlic smell at an italian restaurant ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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A good thing about the napkin holder is it lets you take out your preferred number of napkins so long as you want either 800 napkins or a 3cm shard of one napkin.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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explaining the success of 95% of white dude comedians:
"No no, you see, he's funny BECAUSE he's not funny. Don't you get it?"
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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The Last Jedi
Empire Strikes Back
Rogue One

all the others in no particular order
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Announcing a six-month CBD police state order two weeks after signing Treaty is a pretty good bit
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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American politics ✨
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM