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marshmele
@michelegoo.bsky.social
I tell jokes onstage and in uncomfortable situations.
Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts.
No bigots 🚫. Any pronoun. AuDHD.
Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land

https://linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha
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This stage of capitalism feels like the end of a monopoly game that’s been going on for hours and you already know you lost but the dick winning won’t let you go to bed until they get all of your money or you die.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Are my broken headphones kermit the frog? Many users feel they’re looking at a real muppet. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Much of the transphobic rhetoric online is recycled homophobic rhetoric of old. I have seen the lazy bigots completing the circle lately. They’re back to ‘gay is mental illness’. 🙄

This was the plan the whole time, to concentrate on trans people then broaden it to all LGBTQIA people. 1/2
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Who thought shortening Frankston station to FKN was a good idea? 😂

www.instagram.com/p/DRYfzTNkpq...
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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If love were audible,
I'd still hear silence.

Eyes closed
Tongue stilled
Love is not meant
To be heard, seen, or spoken

No,
Love is the domain of touch
Of Quiet Reciprocity
Of soft lips, and gentle hands

If love were audible,
We would find ourselves deafened
By the agony
Of the overwhelming
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I love this guy as much he loves sunny spots 🧡
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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I think it’s pretty clear at this point that one of the main impacts of LLMs is to disrupt thinking: to make it so that far too many people never properly learn how to do it, and then to control the output so there are thoughts that people never learn how to think.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I drank too much coffee, tummy hurts 😖
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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post your warning label
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I showed you my assembled lego tallneck, please respond

(I can’t believe this is a current thought i’m having about someone, but here we are lol)
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Kaiser chiefs was so much fun! They played ramones! 🤘
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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A don’t know what I did in my past life to be a coeliac with italian heritage lol, but i hope i’m paying my dues 🙏
January 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ah the garlic smell at an italian restaurant ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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A good thing about the napkin holder is it lets you take out your preferred number of napkins so long as you want either 800 napkins or a 3cm shard of one napkin.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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explaining the success of 95% of white dude comedians:
"No no, you see, he's funny BECAUSE he's not funny. Don't you get it?"
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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The Last Jedi
Empire Strikes Back
Rogue One

all the others in no particular order
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Announcing a six-month CBD police state order two weeks after signing Treaty is a pretty good bit
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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American politics ✨
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I am still on the job hunt.

I am looking for work as a Creative Director, focusing on branding and/or marketing. In-house, or agency, I have experience in both.

So if anyone knows anyone looking for a Creative Director, send them my way!

W: designerscott.net

LI: www.linkedin.com/in/scott-hus...
Designer Scott
A Branding and Marketing Focused Creative Director
designerscott.net
June 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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i don't work in resin but this seems pretty clever!
I invented this thing called The Utility Mat

It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it

I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com

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November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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please take care & remember:

diet culture is a form of fascism.

they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence

they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back

they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways

don’t give in 🖤.
EDs/heroin chic is back in fashion globally, as an elder millennial that lived through this all before take care of yourselves out there. Maybe enjoy music without the visuals or just start clicking away from all scary-thin pics the algo is serving up to everyone.

Take care of yourselves 🤍
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I went to the midsumma program launch last night. Drank some bubbles, made a new instagram friend, got asked to design a poster and took a cute selfie with @quietlylivid.bsky.social, who took me there as her plus 1. Very productive evening 💖
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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🐈women want me🐈

🐟fish fear me🐟

sticker available at mcapriglione.art
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Clara is a sweetheart and an online pal of mine from wayyy back. If you got some extra cash and can help her out, pls do. You can also commission her to do some cool art! ✨💜
My name is Clara, a black trans woman in Venezuela in a rly difficult situation, I need $400 this month to pay for at least some bills food and meds for myself and my family

Paypal: [email protected]

💸💕 🏳️‍⚧️🚨 Mutual aid, helpsky #mutualaid #MAboost #transmutualaid #trans #BIPOCMA #helpsky
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM