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michelegoo.bsky.social
the mich, the 🔪
@michelegoo.bsky.social
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I tell jokes onstage and in uncomfortable situations. Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts. No bigots 🚫. She/they. AuDHD. Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land https://linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · Nov 9
This stage of capitalism feels like the end of a monopoly game that’s been going on for hours and you already know you lost but the dick winning won’t let you go to bed until they get all of your money or you die.
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 14h
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 14h
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 14h
Obrigata! 😽
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 14h
Commander Michepard ready to flirt with my crew 🫡 (and fight some reapers or whatever i guess)
Full body mirror selfie. I’m wearing a black above the knee dress with red sides and red knee high boots Close up of my face, the N7 logo on the dress can be seen. I’m poking the tip of my tongue out
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
Yeesssss 💖
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
Someone pls explain to him i need to go back to my desk 🥺 #lunchtimecuddles
The front half of handsome ginger cat Milo stretched out across my lap
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
They don’t have anywhere to go yet 😢 but we’re definitely staying in touch; i hope they find something soon 🤞
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
I reply ‘viiiiibe coding 🫨’ every time my ex sends me a photo of his cat sitting on his laptop
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
Ooo nice, thank you! 😻 definitely prettier than the one i’m using but…. what about my stats? 🥺 Lol
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d
Big sad news at work yesterday. I’m still there as a contractor for a few more months but my manager, whom i adore, is leaving. 😭 it sucks. Work was the one thing i was happy with lately lol
Unrelated: i did 12 sudoku puzzles yesterday. I did one at 4am this morning. I’m doing fine. FINE i said :p
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 1d
Scale.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
Single frame. Scale. On one side of scale, weighing heavily, a small gold weight marked “OCT 7 2023”. On the other side, much lighter, a huge bag (of sand?) marked “EVERY DAY SINCE.”
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 2d
The bestest sound 💖
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 2d
I mean, i knew it would be but i’m not sure if i can deal with it rn lol
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 2d
That sounds lovely 🥰 i hope y’all have a great day 💖
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 2d
It’s going :p i can’t complain much though, in this economy. How are you, mischievous biscuit?
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 2d
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 2d
Thanks :) tbh i’m not sure if i’ll last long bc fuck it’s brutal :p
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 2d
Volta então, ué 😁
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the mich, the 🔪 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 2d
I’m watching the sopranos for the first time. Was carmela the original fleabag?
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