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I hope I get old enough to be interviewed about the secret to my longevity and answer, “I shoved a pine cone up my ass once a week.” Then I want live long enough to read about a new techbro trend of shoving a pine cone up the ass.
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Nuremberg 2026
October 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Nuremberg 2026
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I didn’t mention that after this is over, the ICE thugs should be put on trial in a Nuremberg type trial, and I assure you that “I was just following orders” will get the same response here as it did then. No one bought that defense.
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I didn’t mention that after this is over, the ICE thugs should be put on trial in a Nuremberg type trial, and I assure you that “I was just following orders” will get the same response here as it did then. No one bought that defense.
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Satire is dead.
September 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Satire is dead.
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The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
Cracker Barrel Changed Their Logo And MAGA Crackers Lost It
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
August 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
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RFKJR should be arrested and charged with Murder of every kid who died of the Measles! He is a worthless waste of Oxygen.
August 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
RFKJR should be arrested and charged with Murder of every kid who died of the Measles! He is a worthless waste of Oxygen.
c’mon, Scotland. You know what to do!
From The National, an actual daily newspaper in Scotland.
This is what President Shitshow means when he says the world "now respects us again."
This is what President Shitshow means when he says the world "now respects us again."
July 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
c’mon, Scotland. You know what to do!
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Obviously mental health issue but reading between the lines: this was a dumb “business idiot” guy before losing control. He didn’t know what the damn product was or could do. Literally doesn’t understand it despite being a “long running investor.” Absolute morons cursing our lives; rarely their own.
July 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Obviously mental health issue but reading between the lines: this was a dumb “business idiot” guy before losing control. He didn’t know what the damn product was or could do. Literally doesn’t understand it despite being a “long running investor.” Absolute morons cursing our lives; rarely their own.
Also “buy my snake oil”
Says a guy who can afford real food!
Mehmet Oz on Medicaid: "We'll be there for you, the American people, when you need help, but you gotta stay healthy yourself ... don't eat carrot cake. Eat real food."
July 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Also “buy my snake oil”
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Shout this!
July 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Shout this!
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Now and forever:
F*CK JACK WELCH
The late 20th century's most destructive fraud.
[I worked for GE during the JW years]
F*CK JACK WELCH
The late 20th century's most destructive fraud.
[I worked for GE during the JW years]
July 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Now and forever:
F*CK JACK WELCH
The late 20th century's most destructive fraud.
[I worked for GE during the JW years]
F*CK JACK WELCH
The late 20th century's most destructive fraud.
[I worked for GE during the JW years]
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There ain't no fucking way anyone is leaving Canada to sneak into the US.
Or, maybe they are going to prevent Americans from leaving.
Or, maybe they are going to prevent Americans from leaving.
June 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There ain't no fucking way anyone is leaving Canada to sneak into the US.
Or, maybe they are going to prevent Americans from leaving.
Or, maybe they are going to prevent Americans from leaving.
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As a Michigander, I'm personally not the least bit worried about the Canadian border, so she can just keep Michigan out of her mouth.
June 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
As a Michigander, I'm personally not the least bit worried about the Canadian border, so she can just keep Michigan out of her mouth.
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Why you should use the F-word too
May 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why you should use the F-word too
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That would be awful. Don’t share this.
May 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
That would be awful. Don’t share this.
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Elon musk is dumb. He is a conman like trump. They know how to sell and they know how to bluff.
If you think they are on the up and up, you, too, are dumb.
If you think they are on the up and up, you, too, are dumb.
May 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Elon musk is dumb. He is a conman like trump. They know how to sell and they know how to bluff.
If you think they are on the up and up, you, too, are dumb.
If you think they are on the up and up, you, too, are dumb.
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This ad is so good. Very very good. Everybody running should study this as a template
I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t.
Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...
Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...
Annie Andrews Launch Video: "Unafraid"
YouTube video by Annie Andrews
www.youtube.com
May 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This ad is so good. Very very good. Everybody running should study this as a template
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It's time to rename his department to the Department of Health and Human Sacrifice
May 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's time to rename his department to the Department of Health and Human Sacrifice
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Cardinal Pizzaballa defeated by Cardinal Deep dish
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Cardinal Pizzaballa defeated by Cardinal Deep dish
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Since cis het men who are natural born US citizens commit the most crimes, I think they should have markers on their IDs, restricted state to state travel, higher insurance and tax rates, separate restrooms, and state sanctioned vasectomies at 14 because they cause 100% of unwanted pregnancies.
May 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Since cis het men who are natural born US citizens commit the most crimes, I think they should have markers on their IDs, restricted state to state travel, higher insurance and tax rates, separate restrooms, and state sanctioned vasectomies at 14 because they cause 100% of unwanted pregnancies.
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JD Vance this month broke Ohio State’s trophy, made all of Greenland want to beat his ass, and killed the Pope. Frank Grimes is the VP.
a cartoon character is looking out of a car window
ALT: a cartoon character is looking out of a car window
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
JD Vance this month broke Ohio State’s trophy, made all of Greenland want to beat his ass, and killed the Pope. Frank Grimes is the VP.
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Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
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Trump could declare himself President-for-Life, announce that the Constitution is inoperative in its entirety, and begin mass public executions of all Democrats, and every news story about the subsequent court case would have to include the phrase "Justices Thomas and Alito dissented"
April 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Trump could declare himself President-for-Life, announce that the Constitution is inoperative in its entirety, and begin mass public executions of all Democrats, and every news story about the subsequent court case would have to include the phrase "Justices Thomas and Alito dissented"
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If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.
April 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.