Mike Crocker
@mikeandfriends.bsky.social
I make silly videos and that's honestly like my entire personality
YouTube.com/@mikecrocker
YouTube.com/@mikecrocker
Are the cheaper groceries in the room with us right now?
February 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Are the cheaper groceries in the room with us right now?
@sonsofliberty.bsky.social thanks for the shirt 🤘🏻✊🏻
February 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@sonsofliberty.bsky.social thanks for the shirt 🤘🏻✊🏻
It's nice out today
February 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's nice out today
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Staying informed in 2025:
January 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Staying informed in 2025:
I bought a Pixel 8 yesterday and like any Google phone it auto creates cute little albums that are things like "✨💖 Memories✨🥰" and "A grand adventure!🧗🏻♂️🌄"
Yeah h*ck all that. Generate a reacts folder. Organize memes by offensiveness. Cater to my silliest chronically online desires
Yeah h*ck all that. Generate a reacts folder. Organize memes by offensiveness. Cater to my silliest chronically online desires
January 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I bought a Pixel 8 yesterday and like any Google phone it auto creates cute little albums that are things like "✨💖 Memories✨🥰" and "A grand adventure!🧗🏻♂️🌄"
Yeah h*ck all that. Generate a reacts folder. Organize memes by offensiveness. Cater to my silliest chronically online desires
Yeah h*ck all that. Generate a reacts folder. Organize memes by offensiveness. Cater to my silliest chronically online desires
Fuck me the Nazi propaganda on Facebook is nuts right now. "Report your neighbors!" "At school! At supermarkets!" Now's a great time to remind people that snitches get stitches. Only thing I'm reporting is my fist to a Nazi face.
January 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fuck me the Nazi propaganda on Facebook is nuts right now. "Report your neighbors!" "At school! At supermarkets!" Now's a great time to remind people that snitches get stitches. Only thing I'm reporting is my fist to a Nazi face.
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Drip those faucets white boy
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Drip those faucets white boy
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True
January 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
True
"The road to fascism is paved by the people who told you to stop overreacting"
January 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"The road to fascism is paved by the people who told you to stop overreacting"
Picked up CyberPunk 2077 again to get a feel for what life will be like in case the fascists win. Really would hate to see a world where cars' headlights are asymmetrical
January 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Picked up CyberPunk 2077 again to get a feel for what life will be like in case the fascists win. Really would hate to see a world where cars' headlights are asymmetrical
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My washing machine plays an arrogant little song when it’s done cleaning my clothes. Be humble bro. You live next to a litter box
January 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My washing machine plays an arrogant little song when it’s done cleaning my clothes. Be humble bro. You live next to a litter box
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Multiple cities reporting that ICE raids have begun.
I'm an immigrant & human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, the actions each of us can take to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate.
No paywall. Please share widely.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
I'm an immigrant & human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, the actions each of us can take to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate.
No paywall. Please share widely.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
Trump's Mass Anti-Immigrant Raids to Begin
Here are action items to protect your immigrant neighbors, answers to common FAQs, and insights to debunk anti-immigrant propaganda
www.qasimrashid.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Multiple cities reporting that ICE raids have begun.
I'm an immigrant & human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, the actions each of us can take to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate.
No paywall. Please share widely.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
I'm an immigrant & human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, the actions each of us can take to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate.
No paywall. Please share widely.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
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I love being a smart guy: for instance the air in my apartment is very dry and when I thought of ways I could address that problem my literal thought was "I will melt some water"
January 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love being a smart guy: for instance the air in my apartment is very dry and when I thought of ways I could address that problem my literal thought was "I will melt some water"
Fuck the Zuck. This is my main social media presence now. What are the odds of us getting a short form video platform on here lol
January 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Fuck the Zuck. This is my main social media presence now. What are the odds of us getting a short form video platform on here lol
Everybody gangsta until the pet starts staring intently at the empty corner of the living room
November 30, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Everybody gangsta until the pet starts staring intently at the empty corner of the living room
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Global warming isn't killing the polar bears. It's all the Coke they drink.
November 30, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Global warming isn't killing the polar bears. It's all the Coke they drink.
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in canada we call today yankee thanky
November 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
in canada we call today yankee thanky
Here's the context:
I have some of a crypto called Solana (Sol for short), and lately it, along with all other crypto, has been up, so I've decided to sell it but I keep forgetting lately and I remembered today.
Here's what I said to my fiance: I need to sell my soul.
I have some of a crypto called Solana (Sol for short), and lately it, along with all other crypto, has been up, so I've decided to sell it but I keep forgetting lately and I remembered today.
Here's what I said to my fiance: I need to sell my soul.
November 27, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Here's the context:
I have some of a crypto called Solana (Sol for short), and lately it, along with all other crypto, has been up, so I've decided to sell it but I keep forgetting lately and I remembered today.
Here's what I said to my fiance: I need to sell my soul.
I have some of a crypto called Solana (Sol for short), and lately it, along with all other crypto, has been up, so I've decided to sell it but I keep forgetting lately and I remembered today.
Here's what I said to my fiance: I need to sell my soul.
There are few feelings better than you and your partner being obsessed with the same video game at the same time (Fortnite, if you were wondering (to be cringe is to be free))
November 26, 2024 at 10:50 PM
There are few feelings better than you and your partner being obsessed with the same video game at the same time (Fortnite, if you were wondering (to be cringe is to be free))
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There are two wolves inside you
webmd: wolf cancer
webmd: wolf cancer
November 23, 2024 at 12:04 AM
There are two wolves inside you
webmd: wolf cancer
webmd: wolf cancer
Company name in 1914:
The Goodman Brothers & Sons New England Standard Steel Production Manufacturers & Exporting Incorporated
Company name in 2024:
Metalful
The Goodman Brothers & Sons New England Standard Steel Production Manufacturers & Exporting Incorporated
Company name in 2024:
Metalful
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Company name in 1914:
The Goodman Brothers & Sons New England Standard Steel Production Manufacturers & Exporting Incorporated
Company name in 2024:
Metalful
The Goodman Brothers & Sons New England Standard Steel Production Manufacturers & Exporting Incorporated
Company name in 2024:
Metalful
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are those my only two choices?
November 13, 2024 at 2:10 AM
are those my only two choices?
And tomorrow, Visa will encourage its customers to start using cash
TikTok owner ByteDance to publish print books
TikTok owner ByteDance to publish print books
8th Note Press, an imprint launched by ByteDance, will print novels in genres popular on BookTok including YA and contemporary fiction and ‘romantasy’
ByteDance, the company that owns TikTok, will begin publishing print books in February.
The company…
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
And tomorrow, Visa will encourage its customers to start using cash
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[screaming from the trunk of my killer’s car] Omg turn it up I love this song
November 22, 2024 at 5:37 PM
[screaming from the trunk of my killer’s car] Omg turn it up I love this song