Matt
@minnesotayearning.bsky.social
Hi, nice to meet you. Be excellent to each other. Twin Cities, MN. PFP credit RiinaLoar.
$14,903.85/hour based on the standard 40-hour work week. The average Starbucks barista is paid between $15-$19/hour and is likely not scheduled 40 hours a week.
Launch him into the sun.
Launch him into the sun.
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol's total compensation was $31 million in fiscal 2025, a decline from the previous year when he received stock rewards and other incentives as part of a package to lure him over from Chipotle. bloom.bg/4pWiYqb
📷: Michael Reaves/Getty Images
📷: Michael Reaves/Getty Images
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 AM
$14,903.85/hour based on the standard 40-hour work week. The average Starbucks barista is paid between $15-$19/hour and is likely not scheduled 40 hours a week.
Launch him into the sun.
Launch him into the sun.
Deleting signal now that it's compromised.
Find me on two tin cans and a length of string.
Find me on two tin cans and a length of string.
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Barrens chat making Chuck Norris jokes.
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on the GameFAQs forums.
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Deleting signal now that it's compromised.
Find me on two tin cans and a length of string.
Find me on two tin cans and a length of string.
If you're a reply-guy and just post AI slop, enjoy the block.
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 AM
If you're a reply-guy and just post AI slop, enjoy the block.
Zero effort.
oh dear. add hennepin county sheriff dawanna witt to the pile of endorsements for angie craig for minnesota senate using the EXACT same quote as both brooklyn park mayor hollies i winston and sen judy seeberger
this is so lazy
this is so lazy
January 27, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Zero effort.
Picking nits, but Maple Grove Police (though MPD is by no means better). For those not from here, Maple Grove is a deep purple city roughly 17 miles north-west of Minneapolis.
Fuckbois watch while Minneapolis police do their dirty work
(My fingers are frozen, if somebody could do alt text I would be grateful to you forever)
(My fingers are frozen, if somebody could do alt text I would be grateful to you forever)
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Picking nits, but Maple Grove Police (though MPD is by no means better). For those not from here, Maple Grove is a deep purple city roughly 17 miles north-west of Minneapolis.
I hope somewhere Stephen Miller is having a really shitty evening.
January 27, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I hope somewhere Stephen Miller is having a really shitty evening.
Wherever Greg Cow is, I bet he is just SEETHING.
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Wherever Greg Cow is, I bet he is just SEETHING.
deleting signal now that it's cmpromised
find me scrawling graffiti in the bathroom stalls at the state fair
find me scrawling graffiti in the bathroom stalls at the state fair
deleting signal now that I know it's compromised
find me in my FF14 DMs
find me in my FF14 DMs
deleting signal now that i know that it's compromised
find me in War Thunder forums inquiring about specs
find me in War Thunder forums inquiring about specs
January 26, 2026 at 11:32 PM
deleting signal now that it's cmpromised
find me scrawling graffiti in the bathroom stalls at the state fair
find me scrawling graffiti in the bathroom stalls at the state fair
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Even if they leave here, the work doesn’t stop and the need for it doesn’t magically vanish.
Because while we don’t want this happening to our neighbors, it should never happen to anyone’s neighbors.
Because while we don’t want this happening to our neighbors, it should never happen to anyone’s neighbors.
January 26, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Even if they leave here, the work doesn’t stop and the need for it doesn’t magically vanish.
Because while we don’t want this happening to our neighbors, it should never happen to anyone’s neighbors.
Because while we don’t want this happening to our neighbors, it should never happen to anyone’s neighbors.
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FOLKS
January 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
FOLKS
Fancy Ray could accept on behalf.
Hahaha can you imagine how insufferable we’d be if the People of Minnesota won the Nobel peace prize
Some thoughts:
1. The deadline for nominating a person or group for the Nobel Peace Prize is Feb. 1.
2. History professors are qualified nominators.
3. The people of Minnesota have been awe-inspiringly peaceful in the face of state violence.
4. He would be so mad.
1. The deadline for nominating a person or group for the Nobel Peace Prize is Feb. 1.
2. History professors are qualified nominators.
3. The people of Minnesota have been awe-inspiringly peaceful in the face of state violence.
4. He would be so mad.
January 26, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Fancy Ray could accept on behalf.
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Another “crazy story” this guy heard was that Haitians were eating people’s pets.
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
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Minnesota will never forget.
And we will especially remember Lisa Demuth and the MN GOP’s role in summoning this terror.
And we will especially remember Lisa Demuth and the MN GOP’s role in summoning this terror.
The terror that ICE and CBP have inflicted on the children of the Twin Cities is, by itself, a crime of scandalous proportions that will forever stain this country's moral fabric, and all those responsible should never know another day of peace. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
January 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Minnesota will never forget.
And we will especially remember Lisa Demuth and the MN GOP’s role in summoning this terror.
And we will especially remember Lisa Demuth and the MN GOP’s role in summoning this terror.
I put $20 on this. Who's going to match me?
January 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I put $20 on this. Who's going to match me?
I'll bring the biggest bowl of Ambrosia Salad you ever saw.
The day all of these monsters finally leave MN I feel like the most Minnesotan thing to do is have the biggest potluck in state history. Bars as far as the eyes can see. The power grid being strained by the collective energy being used by a million slow cookers. A Hamm’s pony keg on every corner…
January 26, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I'll bring the biggest bowl of Ambrosia Salad you ever saw.
Keeping my fingers crossed that they don't cause some shit on the way out. Thugs like Greg Cow don't willingly tuck tail without making some kind of "statement".
January 26, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Keeping my fingers crossed that they don't cause some shit on the way out. Thugs like Greg Cow don't willingly tuck tail without making some kind of "statement".
Everything that has happened, and will continue to happen as long as there are still boots on the ground is Lisa Demuth's fault. She's bathed in blood and will never be able to wash it away.
Don’t get it twisted, this is trying to accomplish by misdirection what they couldn’t be frontal force. Demuth is the motherly face of fascists making our compatriots hide in their homes.
January 26, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Everything that has happened, and will continue to happen as long as there are still boots on the ground is Lisa Demuth's fault. She's bathed in blood and will never be able to wash it away.
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Hey Minnesotans. Have your bosses sent you a mealy-mouthed email about how to remain productive during these troubled times or some other example of non-committal, faux-concerned corporate-speak? We want to publish a bunch of these. Send examples to keith at racketmn.com. You will NOT be identified.
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Hey Minnesotans. Have your bosses sent you a mealy-mouthed email about how to remain productive during these troubled times or some other example of non-committal, faux-concerned corporate-speak? We want to publish a bunch of these. Send examples to keith at racketmn.com. You will NOT be identified.
Celebrate when you can, but remember it isn't over. Greg Cow and his thugs may be leaving, but there will still be many, many other agents and agencies here. Our friends and neighbors still need help. standwithminnesota.com is a fantastic resource to learn how you can do that:
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
standwithminnesota.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Celebrate when you can, but remember it isn't over. Greg Cow and his thugs may be leaving, but there will still be many, many other agents and agencies here. Our friends and neighbors still need help. standwithminnesota.com is a fantastic resource to learn how you can do that:
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Yep. CBP leaving is good, but keep the pressure up. Still plenty of other agents will still be here.
The goons who showed up to the hotel on Uni last night were Bureau of Prisons, for example.
Don’t let your guard down.
The goons who showed up to the hotel on Uni last night were Bureau of Prisons, for example.
Don’t let your guard down.
Not to be a killjoy, but as the news that all Border Patrol agents are being sent home circulates — and please God let that be true — a reminder that CBP and ICE are different agencies.
I don't know the relative proportions of people here, but we're not finished yet.
I don't know the relative proportions of people here, but we're not finished yet.
January 26, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Yep. CBP leaving is good, but keep the pressure up. Still plenty of other agents will still be here.
The goons who showed up to the hotel on Uni last night were Bureau of Prisons, for example.
Don’t let your guard down.
The goons who showed up to the hotel on Uni last night were Bureau of Prisons, for example.
Don’t let your guard down.
Being loved is such an awesome feeling.
oh no a student I was really proud of for turning her grade around midsemester last fall nominated me for a thing and now it's dusty in here.
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Being loved is such an awesome feeling.
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Sadly we need to be prepared for a while, they are still here, they will still be here even after pull out, and they are trying to get into our support and response networks. It feels like they are taking some of this personally. Sorry to be a downer, we need to remain vigilant.
January 26, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Sadly we need to be prepared for a while, they are still here, they will still be here even after pull out, and they are trying to get into our support and response networks. It feels like they are taking some of this personally. Sorry to be a downer, we need to remain vigilant.
What kind of evil are Greg Cow and his goons going to do on their way out?
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
What kind of evil are Greg Cow and his goons going to do on their way out?