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Nah, I’m good.
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December 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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😢 he did indeed make my favorite movie.

Between him and his Dad, I seriously doubt a day of my childhood went by without viewing something that they somehow had a hand in. Absolutely heart wrenching loss.
a man wearing a mask with the words " life is pain " below him
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December 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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thirteen years since the gop definitively said, "We are okay with dead children if it means we keep getting gun money"
A gunman shot and killed 26 people at Sandy Hook 13 years ago, marking the deadliest mass shooting at a U.S. elementary school.
Democrats Remember Sandy Hook Shooting and Renew Calls for Gun Reform
www.newsweek.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Warnock: "Any nation that tolerates this kind of violence year after year, decade after decade in random places, on our college and school campuses, without doing all that we can to stop it is broken and in need of moral repair."
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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re: WB-Netflix

physical media is more important than ever and it should be accessible to people everywhere. Baltimore has had a nonprofit video store for year’s now, and one of its co-founders @ericallenhatch.bsky.social wrote about how it can be replicated www.patreon.com/posts/24007106
How to Open a Volunteer-Run, Non-Profit Video Store in Your City (like we did in Bmore!) | [ON PATREON HIATUS] Eric Allen Hatch
Get more from [ON PATREON HIATUS] Eric Allen Hatch on Patreon
www.patreon.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Netflix Producer: Guillermo…

Del Toro: No.

Producer: Please. You know it needs to change…

Del Toro: IT SAYS HERE IN THE CONTRACT THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTE DIRECTORIAL FREEDOM!

Producer: AUDIENCES ARE TOO HORNY FOR THE ALBATROSS!!!!
guillermo del toro’s
“rime of the ancient mariner”

guillermo del toro’s “tintern abbey”

guillermo del toro’s “ode on a grecian urn”
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I used to be a fan of Richard Dawkins, JK Rowling, and Graham Linehan.

They can all go straight to hell.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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i strongly, strongly believe that good writing is downstream of clear thinking and a strong understanding of the subject matter at hand. without fail, tortured writing comes from writers who don’t know and can’t think clearly about anything.
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Ok, with this year being what it has, we all deserved and needed this today. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You deserve it.
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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you'll all be unsurprised to note that the header on this Medium post where I exhaustively analyzed and ranked the "Friends" holiday episodes is labeled "a 37-minute read"

I wrote this in 2019, but I stand by every word of it
The One With the Definitive Ranking of “Friends” Holiday Episodes
After Rachel’s Beef Trifle Season comes Red Nose On the White Dog Statue Season. Time for Christmas, New Year’s and Hanukkah, Geller-style.
medium.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Today, I’m just going to eat buttered toast, popcorn, jelly beans, and pretzel sticks.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The way I look at it is that ATTACK OF THE CLONES is a worse and clumsier movie, but RISE is so actively insulting that I hate watching it even more than CLONES
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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ok I read some of the Nuzzi piece and I am pleased to announce that I will never feel bad about my own writing ever again
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Reminder that you can delight in MTG splitting from Trump without giving her any cookies. She supports Nazi conspiracies, harassed school shooting survivors, & created such a hateful environment in the House that her colleagues of color hired security. She deserves nothing in the way of kudos, ever.
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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uh oh
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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two things can be true:
1) your physical appearance is not reflective of your soul, your morality, or your worth
2) kim davis has really gotten the face she deserves
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM