Miranda
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What is happening *gestures broadly* 😩🤭
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This has been happening everywhere. They go in and eat and the next day half the kitchen staff is gone.
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This has been happening everywhere. They go in and eat and the next day half the kitchen staff is gone.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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On Sunday I was eating ice cream sundaes with my son when he asked me and mom what ICE was. I stammered my way through an answer, not knowing that on the other side of town ICE was capturing people off the streets. Thanks to NJ.com for letting me write about it. www.nj.com/opinion/2026...
I told my blond 6-year-old he’d be OK. Down the street, ICE took away another 6-year-old’s ‘papi’
No one in New Jersey should spend any more time pretending ICE tearing families apart is far away.
www.nj.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
On Sunday I was eating ice cream sundaes with my son when he asked me and mom what ICE was. I stammered my way through an answer, not knowing that on the other side of town ICE was capturing people off the streets. Thanks to NJ.com for letting me write about it. www.nj.com/opinion/2026...
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases https://theonion.com/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases/
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases https://theonion.com/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases/
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Carmen de Lavallade, who helped lay the foundation for American modern dance, has died. She was 94.
Carmen de Lavallade, mesmerizing dancer and choreographer, dies at 94
She helped lay the foundation for modern dance in the U.S., collaborating with Alvin Ailey as well as her husband, Geoffrey Holder.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Carmen de Lavallade, who helped lay the foundation for American modern dance, has died. She was 94.
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Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers!
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers!
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)
Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.
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All that production work and it still looks like a Hallmark Channel film about a cowgirl who was stung to death by bees.
NEW: A company run by the husband of Kristi Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson (and that has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides) secretly got money from $220 million DHS ad contracts 👀 by @justinelliott.bsky.social @josh-kaplan.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the “emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rule...
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
All that production work and it still looks like a Hallmark Channel film about a cowgirl who was stung to death by bees.
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Bill Clinton had his first two nominees for attorney general fail because they hadn't paid Social Security taxes on their kids' nannies.
Donald Trump had his nominee for attorney general fail because he was raping homeless teenagers.
Donald Trump had his nominee for attorney general fail because he was raping homeless teenagers.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bill Clinton had his first two nominees for attorney general fail because they hadn't paid Social Security taxes on their kids' nannies.
Donald Trump had his nominee for attorney general fail because he was raping homeless teenagers.
Donald Trump had his nominee for attorney general fail because he was raping homeless teenagers.
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
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“records show these men need to be investigated!!! but those same records about me are a hoax.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“records show these men need to be investigated!!! but those same records about me are a hoax.”
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You could not torture this video out of me.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You could not torture this video out of me.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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Jeffrey Epstein originally got interested in Noam Chomsky because he heard he’d written a book on manufacturing consent
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Jeffrey Epstein originally got interested in Noam Chomsky because he heard he’d written a book on manufacturing consent
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“Hello, fellow kids. Are you also married and openly banging Corey Lewandowski? That’s cool. But you know what’s not cool? Brown people …”
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“Hello, fellow kids. Are you also married and openly banging Corey Lewandowski? That’s cool. But you know what’s not cool? Brown people …”
Saying every sports game has huge play off implications is like how in Glee they were always worried about making Regionals
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Saying every sports game has huge play off implications is like how in Glee they were always worried about making Regionals
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even if it takes time, even if it's slow, your life will keep finding ways to be beautiful again
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
even if it takes time, even if it's slow, your life will keep finding ways to be beautiful again
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USA Photo of the year
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
USA Photo of the year
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If you saw the election on Tuesday and now find yourself looking around your town wondering where your city’s Zohran Mamdani is, could it be because your town is looking for you?
You can either wait for the next person or you could be the next person. Just sayin’.
You can either wait for the next person or you could be the next person. Just sayin’.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you saw the election on Tuesday and now find yourself looking around your town wondering where your city’s Zohran Mamdani is, could it be because your town is looking for you?
You can either wait for the next person or you could be the next person. Just sayin’.
You can either wait for the next person or you could be the next person. Just sayin’.
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“It’s kind of a shocking number."
The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“It’s kind of a shocking number."
The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
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Super rich people love to threaten to leave if so-and-so gets elected as though they actually pay taxes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Super rich people love to threaten to leave if so-and-so gets elected as though they actually pay taxes.
I love him SO bad!! 😭🫶🏽
Zohran Mamdani, the mayor-elect of New York City, will turn to veterans of City Hall, nonprofit executives and a former chair of the Federal Trade Commission — all of them women — to lead his official transition effort, he said on Wednesday. nyti.ms/4nHdyOP
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I love him SO bad!! 😭🫶🏽
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y’all be mad at everyone else besides the government, the misguided aggression is weird af
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
y’all be mad at everyone else besides the government, the misguided aggression is weird af