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Missile Laneos
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You ever just sit down and play a good chunk of Borderlands 2?
December 18, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I love EBT
December 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
What do you mean I need a job? Being alive is a full-time job all by itself
December 10, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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People are disappointed that the guy was just doing it for weirdo reasons and not because of class consciousness but the class consciousness was literally the friends we made along the way. It was everyone in america saying that dickhead deserved it. It was us all along.
December 9, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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Ugh why can't killers ever just be normal like me
December 10, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Now that we know the guy watched Rogan, shooting CEOs is suddenly not sane I guess
December 9, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.
December 9, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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Counterpoint: Do
December 9, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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me: i’ve got something i want to say

brain: ok

me: and i need to know the dumbest way to say it

brain: (excited) OK
November 30, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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youre based or whatever but incredibly annoying and i hope you die
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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one of my first times in japan i was using an unfamiliar toilet and hit the wrong button and accidentally fired a powerful stream of ice cold water onto the back of my balls and i screamed like homer simpson
November 28, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."

Thomas Mann
November 28, 2024 at 12:38 PM
If you're feeling anxious on Thanksgiving, instead of smoking the devils lettuce (marihuana) smoke a nice wholesome cigarette instead!
A useful reminder for the day ahead.
November 28, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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ME: posts “i am going to overdose on gas station dick pills and use my boner to vault my body into a volcano”

SOME DIPSHIT WHO JUST STOPPED RIDING ELON MUSK’S BABYDICK IN THE PAST MONTH WITH NO LESS THAN 60 FLAG EMOJIS IN THEIR BIO: that’s not physically possible
November 27, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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homer simpson voice: i love my bitch wife
November 26, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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the elected politicians threatening to take away your civil rights are a distraction from the real threat to society: the college students who annoy me on the computer
November 25, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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listening to emo music at 14 years old: omg these guys understand me and my pain

listening to the same emo music at 30 years old, the same age as the band when they originally made the song: (i’m behind on my rent and my girlfriend is mad at me) oh, now i get it.
November 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Maybe I’ll be funny on the internet tomorrow.
November 22, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Toxic masculinity is the performative rejection of femininity
November 22, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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GUY WHO DOESN'T GET AS MANY LIKES HERE AS HE DID ON TWITTER: I'm happy to share my new preprint paper, "Bluesky as Epistemic Injustice"
November 20, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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it’s pretty funny whenever people talk about needing to have a “wider tent” for a political party they always mean people who are transphobic and not trans people
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 PM