@mister-van.bsky.social
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best thing about stealing candy from a baby is, as soon as this kid loses sight of it, he thinks it's just gone. forever. no need to look over your shoulder. nobody's coming
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
best thing about stealing candy from a baby is, as soon as this kid loses sight of it, he thinks it's just gone. forever. no need to look over your shoulder. nobody's coming
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There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
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i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time
January 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
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It's called Dilbert cause you Dil 360 degrees and Bert away.
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It's called Dilbert cause you Dil 360 degrees and Bert away.
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Going on a hike in mountain lion country but don’t worry I’m being responsible and smearing myself with beef fat first
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Going on a hike in mountain lion country but don’t worry I’m being responsible and smearing myself with beef fat first
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Boneless into kickflip to grind the balcony rail, transfer to right handrail and do a handstand special on the toilet, sticker plant to the left rail doing a grind special to maintain momentum upwards, sticker plant through the piss balcony and grind the urinal bank for a quick million point combo
January 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Boneless into kickflip to grind the balcony rail, transfer to right handrail and do a handstand special on the toilet, sticker plant to the left rail doing a grind special to maintain momentum upwards, sticker plant through the piss balcony and grind the urinal bank for a quick million point combo
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you can kill a man.....but you can't kill an idea (attached picture of dilbert porn fanart so nasty that i get banned at the ISP level)
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
you can kill a man.....but you can't kill an idea (attached picture of dilbert porn fanart so nasty that i get banned at the ISP level)
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(fiddling with an abacus for a long time) good lord... that's at least one godzilla
GODZILLA MINUS ZERO from Takashi Yamazaki
Coming to North American theatres November 6, 2026
brnw.ch/21wYXZw
Coming to North American theatres November 6, 2026
brnw.ch/21wYXZw
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
(fiddling with an abacus for a long time) good lord... that's at least one godzilla
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forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet
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they should make it the Undie 500, show a little skin out there. gentlemen, start MY engine for once
January 11, 2026 at 5:10 AM
they should make it the Undie 500, show a little skin out there. gentlemen, start MY engine for once
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[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
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beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
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Ernest Jerker
United States City and Business Directories, ca. 1749 - ca. 1990
United States City and Business Directories, ca. 1749 - ca. 1990
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Ernest Jerker
United States City and Business Directories, ca. 1749 - ca. 1990
United States City and Business Directories, ca. 1749 - ca. 1990
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no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
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wallace & gromit in: top dog
January 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
wallace & gromit in: top dog
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
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Bad week 2026 day 1 - z axis
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Bad week 2026 day 1 - z axis
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I'm sorry to say that LinkedIn has the juice.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm sorry to say that LinkedIn has the juice.
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We lackin on brazil postin
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
We lackin on brazil postin
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did the first guy in the werewolf chain just get bit by a particularly contagious wolf? caught a bad case of wolf? rare case of wolf to human transmission of wolf traits? and who figured out the silver bullets thing, Mr Fancy Bullets? and everyone had to say sorry for making fun of his gay bullets??
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
did the first guy in the werewolf chain just get bit by a particularly contagious wolf? caught a bad case of wolf? rare case of wolf to human transmission of wolf traits? and who figured out the silver bullets thing, Mr Fancy Bullets? and everyone had to say sorry for making fun of his gay bullets??
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ME: Our culture values experience, and so we apply the principles of gerontocracy to shepherd our society into the cosmos. It is my honor to introduce Earth’s champion: the Revered Elder Gregory.
GALACTIC EMPEROR: Very cool. Greg’s first opponent will be Bloodchugger the Brutal from the planet Kill
GALACTIC EMPEROR: Very cool. Greg’s first opponent will be Bloodchugger the Brutal from the planet Kill
February 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
ME: Our culture values experience, and so we apply the principles of gerontocracy to shepherd our society into the cosmos. It is my honor to introduce Earth’s champion: the Revered Elder Gregory.
GALACTIC EMPEROR: Very cool. Greg’s first opponent will be Bloodchugger the Brutal from the planet Kill
GALACTIC EMPEROR: Very cool. Greg’s first opponent will be Bloodchugger the Brutal from the planet Kill
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bird feeders must be kinda crazy at first if you're a bird. you've spent your life up till now mostly seeing one seed at a time. a hop or two between em if you're lucky. nothing has prepared you for this. and then they're everywhere? it's like finding el dorado and then finding another one next door
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
bird feeders must be kinda crazy at first if you're a bird. you've spent your life up till now mostly seeing one seed at a time. a hop or two between em if you're lucky. nothing has prepared you for this. and then they're everywhere? it's like finding el dorado and then finding another one next door