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Mister Shrewd
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Leather jacket. Sweater vest. Devastatingly handsome.
Just wait til these dingdongs find out about Loony Tunes.
It can't be as bad as the manifesto I just read about how Bluey is teaching children to be sociopaths who torment men for pleasure.
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
For more information, contact the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa
people are clowning on this, but the Canadian mind is cunning, pitiless, steeped in boreal perfidy
The Atlantic suggesting, without evidence, that Canada's Global TV broadcasting the '60 Minutes' segment on CECOT that CBS distributed to it may have been an act of "treachery."

🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you follow cricket, “That’s all you’re ever going to be remembered for” is kind of a funny thing to remember now.
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Teachers being mad that schools weren’t closed til an hour before start yesterday should take a second to think of all the folks for whom work being cancelled isn’t even on the radar. Lots of people got on the bus and went to work service jobs yesterday.
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Freep editorial posed this as a joke and a bad idea, but please sign me the hell up!
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Remember when The Beaverton had that headline about “Conservative figures out how to win - by running as a Liberal”?
BREAKING: Conservative MP Michael Ma is crossing the floor to sit as a Liberal.

Liberals are now just one seat short of a majority.
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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We’ve come a long way, baby 😬
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sounds about right
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We don’t have a @niseilounge.bsky.social in Winnipeg but somehow we muddle through…
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Disbarred lawyer thinks women shouldn’t venture into politics…
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Carney began his tenure by capitulating to El Cheeto, so should we be surprised by him keeping up the momentum by capitulating to Marlaina?
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Jay Farrar unbothered, in his lane, moisturized, singing with a voice Tweedy wished he had.
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If only anyone remotely interested in running a football team had been involved…
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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stop hitting yourself
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Remember the time George got blackout wasted on ether
May 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Gonna be amazing when he spot starts 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle to bean SO with a high heater on the first pitch.
Asked about the possibility of intentionally walking Shohei Ohtani to lead off the bottom of the first today, John Schneider said the Blue Jays haven’t decided yet
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I was doing a crossword earlier and the clue was “All-star ______ Tatum” and for about 15 minutes all I could rustle up was “Drederick”
October 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
“The guy on the right is looking for the jewel thieves” is the new “OJ is looking for the real killer”
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I want to go to there
Come over I have 3 Costco pizzas and 21 tecates we're gonna smoke cigarettes and listen to motley crue and watch das boot
October 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I thought that “Gwar really crossed a line” thing was gonna be hard to beat this week, but this one might just be a contender…
September 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“How was I supposed to know there’s an actual person out there named Joe Vigilante?!?!”

- Bill McNeal
September 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
@harvilla.bsky.social I was listening to the Amy Winehouse episode this morning and I gotta say, that sxsw show definitely happened, because if it didn’t then where did I take this photo?
September 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
People who say you can tell the crappiest drivers by their Jets plates obviously haven’t encountered any of those snowmobile plates
September 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Pogues tonight was the best rock and roll show in a considerably long time.
September 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM