Michael
@mjmgop.bsky.social
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four years of the same set (that hair growth though 👀)
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
four years of the same set (that hair growth though 👀)
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
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Candles gleaming
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Candles gleaming
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
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Merry Christmas with the yule logs and the chestnuts roasting on open fires and the reindeer games and whatnot and so forth and so on!
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Merry Christmas with the yule logs and the chestnuts roasting on open fires and the reindeer games and whatnot and so forth and so on!
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in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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I just wanted to say thank you for all your support.
🥰🎄🎁
Message me on any of my subscription sites,
AlexCoalxxx.com
for full details about everything that's on sale.
Lasts till January 1st ✨
🥰🎄🎁
Message me on any of my subscription sites,
AlexCoalxxx.com
for full details about everything that's on sale.
Lasts till January 1st ✨
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I just wanted to say thank you for all your support.
🥰🎄🎁
Message me on any of my subscription sites,
AlexCoalxxx.com
for full details about everything that's on sale.
Lasts till January 1st ✨
🥰🎄🎁
Message me on any of my subscription sites,
AlexCoalxxx.com
for full details about everything that's on sale.
Lasts till January 1st ✨
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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I have a feeling this will be the most controversial FIFA Peace Prize since 1938 when they awarded it to Adolf Hitler
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have a feeling this will be the most controversial FIFA Peace Prize since 1938 when they awarded it to Adolf Hitler
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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Bribing a FIFA official (he is wearing a shirt that says ‘FIFA Official’) by handing him a great big sack with a dollar sign and the word ‘BRIBE’ on it
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Bribing a FIFA official (he is wearing a shirt that says ‘FIFA Official’) by handing him a great big sack with a dollar sign and the word ‘BRIBE’ on it
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December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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With the traditional hanging of the Quint ornament, the Oswalt Family Christmas Season has begun.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
With the traditional hanging of the Quint ornament, the Oswalt Family Christmas Season has begun.
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🎄 We just have to find MELIA a forever home by Christmas 🎄
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
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24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🎄 We just have to find MELIA a forever home by Christmas 🎄
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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Time to decorate the tree!
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Time to decorate the tree!
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In a dangerous new trend, young Wizard of Oz fans are “Buddy Ebsening” - coating their bodies in toxic aluminum dust to get high
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
In a dangerous new trend, young Wizard of Oz fans are “Buddy Ebsening” - coating their bodies in toxic aluminum dust to get high
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I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"