Michael
@mjsp.bsky.social
So we bleat on, goats against the current, borne back fleecelessly into the past.
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There should be literally no circumstances, ever, where citizenship is can be revoked. If you literally sign up to fight for an opposing army in a war, then we should prosecute you for treason not revoke citizenship
Hell, I'm not convinced we should revoke citizenship at all.
But certainly not for being a twat online.
But certainly not for being a twat online.
December 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
There should be literally no circumstances, ever, where citizenship is can be revoked. If you literally sign up to fight for an opposing army in a war, then we should prosecute you for treason not revoke citizenship
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With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
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In the end she was French
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
In the end she was French
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I feel like the Framers were very specific about this not happening
🚨 New: “Presidency Boosts Trump’s Net Worth By $3 Billion In A Year”
“Vaulted him 118 spots on The Forbes 400, where he lands at No. 201 this year.”
@danalexander21.bsky.social for @forbes.com
“Vaulted him 118 spots on The Forbes 400, where he lands at No. 201 this year.”
@danalexander21.bsky.social for @forbes.com
Trump Jumps 118 Spots On The Forbes 400 List Thanks To Presidency
Donald Trump lost money during his first term. Out of office, he found a formula for profiting off politics—now he’s piling up billions.
www.forbes.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I feel like the Framers were very specific about this not happening
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We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
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I am supposed to be a 'words' guy, yet I find that I lack the words to fully express the sense of rage and betrayal that I feel, having been raised to believe in the beauty of the United States as an - imperfect - pluralistic republic, to see these quislings try to turn it into a boring ethnostate.
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I am supposed to be a 'words' guy, yet I find that I lack the words to fully express the sense of rage and betrayal that I feel, having been raised to believe in the beauty of the United States as an - imperfect - pluralistic republic, to see these quislings try to turn it into a boring ethnostate.
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I did not understand this: one of the five Europeans the US has barred from traveling to the United States...is a permanent resident who lives with his family in the US.
Now he is worried about being arrested and deported for the crime of monitoring online hate.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/25/u...
Now he is worried about being arrested and deported for the crime of monitoring online hate.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/25/u...
Judge Blocks Detention of British Researcher Who Scrutinizes Online Hate
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I did not understand this: one of the five Europeans the US has barred from traveling to the United States...is a permanent resident who lives with his family in the US.
Now he is worried about being arrested and deported for the crime of monitoring online hate.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/25/u...
Now he is worried about being arrested and deported for the crime of monitoring online hate.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/25/u...
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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BREAKING: unconfirmed reports from Christian theologians that God and sinners *may* have reconciled.
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
BREAKING: unconfirmed reports from Christian theologians that God and sinners *may* have reconciled.
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Unless Santa straps a green light to Rudolph's tail and has Rudolph fly sideways with his nose pointed to the left of the sled, he is technically in violation of 14 CFR 25.1385(b), SERA.3215, and ICAO Annex 2, 3.2.3.1 (b) requiring positional lights for all aircraft operating at night.
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Unless Santa straps a green light to Rudolph's tail and has Rudolph fly sideways with his nose pointed to the left of the sled, he is technically in violation of 14 CFR 25.1385(b), SERA.3215, and ICAO Annex 2, 3.2.3.1 (b) requiring positional lights for all aircraft operating at night.
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When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
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Of course, there’s a reason for this: The Trump administration and particularly DHS/ICE have handed over the keys to their social media accounts to a smirking pack of Groyper hyenas. The call is coming from inside the house.
globalextremism.org/post/dhs-rac...
globalextremism.org/post/dhs-rac...
DHS’ Racist Social Media Posts Beloved by Neo-Nazis and Other Extremists, and They Know It
The DHS has been posting recruitment content featuring explicitly racist and fascist imagery. Posts comparing migrants to monsters and depicting Black people have gone viral, drawing praise from Proud...
globalextremism.org
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Of course, there’s a reason for this: The Trump administration and particularly DHS/ICE have handed over the keys to their social media accounts to a smirking pack of Groyper hyenas. The call is coming from inside the house.
globalextremism.org/post/dhs-rac...
globalextremism.org/post/dhs-rac...
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They aren't mad their perspective isn't taught - it is still taught, it is still the *primary* perspective taught.
They're mad that any other perspectives are included at all.
And, you know, fuck them. The United States is *more* than a white ethnostate.
They're mad that any other perspectives are included at all.
And, you know, fuck them. The United States is *more* than a white ethnostate.
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They aren't mad their perspective isn't taught - it is still taught, it is still the *primary* perspective taught.
They're mad that any other perspectives are included at all.
And, you know, fuck them. The United States is *more* than a white ethnostate.
They're mad that any other perspectives are included at all.
And, you know, fuck them. The United States is *more* than a white ethnostate.
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He’s literally up there bearing false witness on the sabbath in defense of a thieving adulterer who covets more than any other human being alive.
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
He’s literally up there bearing false witness on the sabbath in defense of a thieving adulterer who covets more than any other human being alive.
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I think it's actually quite beautiful we live at the same time as a writer and orator whose style is so distinctive, and has pushed the boundaries of the English language so far, that you hear the phrase "her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties" and immediately know that's the President
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I think it's actually quite beautiful we live at the same time as a writer and orator whose style is so distinctive, and has pushed the boundaries of the English language so far, that you hear the phrase "her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties" and immediately know that's the President
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Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
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Trump is like when Mr. Burns from the simpsons has every disease but in his case it's every greek myth that's meant to teach you a lesson
December 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trump is like when Mr. Burns from the simpsons has every disease but in his case it's every greek myth that's meant to teach you a lesson
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my only three dialogue options when you talk to me
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
my only three dialogue options when you talk to me
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The unrealized promise of America is good, actually, and we should fight for it
i have been thinking a bit about how any political program that requires the premise of “america bad” is a dead end
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The unrealized promise of America is good, actually, and we should fight for it
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This is the funniest thing I've seen all week
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week
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the fae are really mailing it in these days
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
the fae are really mailing it in these days
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Honestly, it's AMAZING how thoroughly Elon has dedicated himself to psychological self-destruction. I cannot think of any way he could be more thorough about it, although no doubt he will find some way to surprise me.
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Honestly, it's AMAZING how thoroughly Elon has dedicated himself to psychological self-destruction. I cannot think of any way he could be more thorough about it, although no doubt he will find some way to surprise me.
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Kindly ignore the fact that this is a part of an extended whine about NORTH: Rob Reiner’s directorial hot streak was the hottest anyone ever had.
Two things worth pointing out:
One: Rob Reiner was a golden god at this point in his career so it's not unusual that he was handed a blank check for an ambitious family film.
Two: it's not *trying* to be a bad movie. It's got that JOE VS. THE VOLCANO kind of magical floatiness. It just sucks.
One: Rob Reiner was a golden god at this point in his career so it's not unusual that he was handed a blank check for an ambitious family film.
Two: it's not *trying* to be a bad movie. It's got that JOE VS. THE VOLCANO kind of magical floatiness. It just sucks.
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Kindly ignore the fact that this is a part of an extended whine about NORTH: Rob Reiner’s directorial hot streak was the hottest anyone ever had.