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Matt
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this world is a nightmare
For as long as I can remember I’ve dreamed of financializing everything and creating a tradable asset out of any difference of opinion
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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What if a business simply made useful things that worked and you could buy those things and keep them
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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You have to be hopelessly compromised to be paying for Stars Wars themed Destiny 2 content in 2025. Were you not around for the mass layoffs followed by Final Shape Death March followed by more layoffs? I feel for the remaining devs but Bungie is never coming back. Management made sure of that.
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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big day for people remembering that a lot of metroid games are notoriously "mixed bags" as the cliche goes. just kidding almost no one seems to be remembering this lmao
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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BTS: Threshold S2E15 Robert Duncan McNeil getting his salamander makeup.
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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If ever there was a time to use this meme, it's now:
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
grok is this true
girl what in the fuck is this
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The great thing is that this tier is called “Premium,” aka the thing most platforms call their ad-free plans
i’m being radicalized by peacock charging $10.99 per month and having A MILLION COMMERCIALS
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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"Why don't kids go outside anymore?!"

Kids outside:
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Huh I wonder which they’ll use more often
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

Businesses can use dynamic pricing to deliver better deals to customers. But they also are using the new technology to jack up prices.
Opinion | Goodbye, Price Tags. Hello Dynamic Pricing.
Shopping has always been a game. And now it’s being rigged against you.
nyti.ms
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
when a casual acquaintance from a decade ago you still follow on socials gets really into peptides 🤔🤔🤔
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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thinking about him today
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m not into unboxing videos but I like, understand the appeal, generally. That said I see a lot now that are “Unboxing [Standard Recent Video Game Release]” and I dont get it. “Okay so now we’re gonna open the case and see what’s - ah, look at that, it’s the disc.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Good theme song gets even better
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I can’t keep doing this. Please, listen to yourself. Get some help. We’re worried about you
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM