Joe Russell
@mojoerussell.bsky.social
If you think you can hurt my feelings
You’re right
You’re right
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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Tim: This is Tim from accounting
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
February 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Tim: This is Tim from accounting
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
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Cop: I'll let you off with a warning
Me: thanks!
Cop [eyes go black]: soon the planets will align with the galactic center, and the door to the realm between realms will open. He Who Slumbers in The Void will awaken and emerge into this universe at last
Me: th- that uhh, seems worse than a ticket
Me: thanks!
Cop [eyes go black]: soon the planets will align with the galactic center, and the door to the realm between realms will open. He Who Slumbers in The Void will awaken and emerge into this universe at last
Me: th- that uhh, seems worse than a ticket
February 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Cop: I'll let you off with a warning
Me: thanks!
Cop [eyes go black]: soon the planets will align with the galactic center, and the door to the realm between realms will open. He Who Slumbers in The Void will awaken and emerge into this universe at last
Me: th- that uhh, seems worse than a ticket
Me: thanks!
Cop [eyes go black]: soon the planets will align with the galactic center, and the door to the realm between realms will open. He Who Slumbers in The Void will awaken and emerge into this universe at last
Me: th- that uhh, seems worse than a ticket
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i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
🎶Can’t cut my steak in pieces
This is a plastic fork
It is well done
No bleeding
Don’t think this steak is one that I’ll be eating
Not with this plastic fork🎶
This is a plastic fork
It is well done
No bleeding
Don’t think this steak is one that I’ll be eating
Not with this plastic fork🎶
January 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
🎶Can’t cut my steak in pieces
This is a plastic fork
It is well done
No bleeding
Don’t think this steak is one that I’ll be eating
Not with this plastic fork🎶
This is a plastic fork
It is well done
No bleeding
Don’t think this steak is one that I’ll be eating
Not with this plastic fork🎶
Coulibaly, Coulibaly, golly what a day
January 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Coulibaly, Coulibaly, golly what a day
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Rudy Gobert plays offense like his hands are being controlled remotely by someone else.
January 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Rudy Gobert plays offense like his hands are being controlled remotely by someone else.
Reichard’s broken 😬
December 29, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Reichard’s broken 😬
The Jalen Nailor game™️
December 29, 2024 at 10:09 PM
The Jalen Nailor game™️
Your team: Timberwolves
Fave current player:
Ant
2nd Fave (not on my team):
Kevin Durant
Best player in NBA:
Jokic
Team you love to see lose:
LAL/OKC/DAL/GSW
Fave all time player: KG or Ricky Rubio. Or Nikola Pekovic. Maybe Mike Beasley
Fave current player:
Ant
2nd Fave (not on my team):
Kevin Durant
Best player in NBA:
Jokic
Team you love to see lose:
LAL/OKC/DAL/GSW
Fave all time player: KG or Ricky Rubio. Or Nikola Pekovic. Maybe Mike Beasley
NBA fans, let's get to know each other, Pt 1363
Your team: Celtics
Fave current player:
Jaylen Brown
2nd Fave (not on my team):
Amen Thompson
Best player in NBA:
Joker
Team you love to see lose:
MIL/MIA/LAL/GSW
Fave all time player: Scottie Pippen
Your team: Celtics
Fave current player:
Jaylen Brown
2nd Fave (not on my team):
Amen Thompson
Best player in NBA:
Joker
Team you love to see lose:
MIL/MIA/LAL/GSW
Fave all time player: Scottie Pippen
December 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Your team: Timberwolves
Fave current player:
Ant
2nd Fave (not on my team):
Kevin Durant
Best player in NBA:
Jokic
Team you love to see lose:
LAL/OKC/DAL/GSW
Fave all time player: KG or Ricky Rubio. Or Nikola Pekovic. Maybe Mike Beasley
Fave current player:
Ant
2nd Fave (not on my team):
Kevin Durant
Best player in NBA:
Jokic
Team you love to see lose:
LAL/OKC/DAL/GSW
Fave all time player: KG or Ricky Rubio. Or Nikola Pekovic. Maybe Mike Beasley
Life.
Taxes.
The Wolves giving up offensive rebounds.
(Honorable mention to “Finchy letting a run last too long before finally calling a timeout.”)
Taxes.
The Wolves giving up offensive rebounds.
(Honorable mention to “Finchy letting a run last too long before finally calling a timeout.”)
December 16, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Life.
Taxes.
The Wolves giving up offensive rebounds.
(Honorable mention to “Finchy letting a run last too long before finally calling a timeout.”)
Taxes.
The Wolves giving up offensive rebounds.
(Honorable mention to “Finchy letting a run last too long before finally calling a timeout.”)
Folks, that’s why his name isn’t Cooper Pass
December 10, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Folks, that’s why his name isn’t Cooper Pass
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Jeff Goldblum at the end of Jurassic Park:
What a great game
Respect to the Raptors
Respect to the Raptors
December 10, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Jeff Goldblum at the end of Jurassic Park:
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*Peyton Manning appears in a cloud of smoke and fire holding a still beating human heart*
I’m not just Peyton Manning…I’m also SATAN Manning
I’m not just Peyton Manning…I’m also SATAN Manning
December 10, 2024 at 2:51 AM
*Peyton Manning appears in a cloud of smoke and fire holding a still beating human heart*
I’m not just Peyton Manning…I’m also SATAN Manning
I’m not just Peyton Manning…I’m also SATAN Manning
That TD gave me big ‘98 vibes lol
December 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
That TD gave me big ‘98 vibes lol
When Rudy Gobert is catching less-than-perfect passes, all the other team can do is accept defeat
December 7, 2024 at 5:26 AM
When Rudy Gobert is catching less-than-perfect passes, all the other team can do is accept defeat
Grady: Draymond Green is still on the ground
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Grady: Draymond Green is still on the ground
Me:
Me:
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
I SEE YOU JOSH MINOTT
December 5, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I SEE YOU JOSH MINOTT
Rudy with great hands…?
December 5, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Rudy with great hands…?
Julius Randle is REALLY trying to win me over
December 5, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Julius Randle is REALLY trying to win me over
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thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event