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Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.
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This Peanuts comic strip was first published on December 26th 1964.
This Peanuts comic strip was first published on December 26th 1964.
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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This Peanuts comic strip was first published on December 26th 1964.
This Peanuts comic strip was first published on December 26th 1964.
Watching A Scanner Darkly and thinking about how it’s so relevant.
Sadly every Philip K Dick movie, TV show and movie seems more relevant lately…
Sadly every Philip K Dick movie, TV show and movie seems more relevant lately…
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Watching A Scanner Darkly and thinking about how it’s so relevant.
Sadly every Philip K Dick movie, TV show and movie seems more relevant lately…
Sadly every Philip K Dick movie, TV show and movie seems more relevant lately…
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And many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, remembered the day that his father took him to discover ice.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
December 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, remembered the day that his father took him to discover ice.
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A couple years ago I made a cartoon of Mel Tormé's vocal solo from his version of Sleigh Ride, as I have been obsessed with it for decades. Here it is again!
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A couple years ago I made a cartoon of Mel Tormé's vocal solo from his version of Sleigh Ride, as I have been obsessed with it for decades. Here it is again!
@diedrichbader.bsky.social happy birthday!
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
@diedrichbader.bsky.social happy birthday!
Trying to decide which one Santa would want…
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Trying to decide which one Santa would want…
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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December 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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This Peanuts Sunday comic strip was published on this day in 1952.
This Peanuts Sunday comic strip was published on this day in 1952.
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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This Peanuts Sunday comic strip was published on this day in 1952.
This Peanuts Sunday comic strip was published on this day in 1952.
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Edward R Murrow, Walter Cronkite, Douglas Edwards, and Eric Sevareid are spinning so fast in their graves tonight I’m afraid the earth is going to get knocked off its axis.
a black and white circle with an eye in it and the words this is cbs below it
Alt: a black and white circle with an eye in it and the words this is cbs below it
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Reposting as it's relevant again.
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December 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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This seemed to be a regular bug back then - they offset the shows by a week, for some undoubtedly fantastic reason
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I honestly didn’t know that Your Song was from 1970…#AT40
Such a perfect song.
Such a perfect song.
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I honestly didn’t know that Your Song was from 1970…#AT40
Such a perfect song.
Such a perfect song.
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when your plan was suicide by cop but then it turns out kash patel is in charge of the cops
An autopsy determined the suspect in the Brown University shooting and MIT professor's killing had been dead for two days when found.
Brown attack suspect died the two days before his body was found, autopsy finds
An autopsy has found that the man suspected in last weekend’s attack at Brown University and the fatal shooting of a Massachusetts Institute of Technology professor days later had been dead for two days when found.
bit.ly
December 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
when your plan was suicide by cop but then it turns out kash patel is in charge of the cops
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Crack the Sun, the first major supplement for the Draw Steel RPG, is a production doozy. If you're curious about MCDM's project, which might span the next two years, @crapstacular.bsky.social delved into what we know.
Draw Steel studio says Crack the Sun will be an epic campaign about a worldrending conquest
Five acts, two villains, and one gigantic campaign.
www.rascal.news
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Crack the Sun, the first major supplement for the Draw Steel RPG, is a production doozy. If you're curious about MCDM's project, which might span the next two years, @crapstacular.bsky.social delved into what we know.
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This isn't the first time she's done it, but I just can't get over Susie Wiles making a talking point of how she can run Trump because she's had to mollify an alcoholic father.
There is so much going on there very much including dramatic irony at a level you rarely see outside of Greek tragedy.
There is so much going on there very much including dramatic irony at a level you rarely see outside of Greek tragedy.
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This isn't the first time she's done it, but I just can't get over Susie Wiles making a talking point of how she can run Trump because she's had to mollify an alcoholic father.
There is so much going on there very much including dramatic irony at a level you rarely see outside of Greek tragedy.
There is so much going on there very much including dramatic irony at a level you rarely see outside of Greek tragedy.
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I was looking for an anniversary gift for @jsking.bsky.social, I was served a random ad for a Star Trek advent calendar which I bought without really thinking about it. On December 1, he *really* looked at it.
"What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)
"What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I was looking for an anniversary gift for @jsking.bsky.social, I was served a random ad for a Star Trek advent calendar which I bought without really thinking about it. On December 1, he *really* looked at it.
"What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)
"What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)
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Wishing you and yours a very happy 100th Dick Van Dyke-mas.
a man in a striped jacket is walking with three penguins behind him
Alt: Dick Van Dyke, dancing with penguins in Mary Poppins
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December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wishing you and yours a very happy 100th Dick Van Dyke-mas.
#AT40 from Wikipedia:
Derek Longmuir threw a dart at a map of the United States, landing first on Arkansas. This did not meet anyone's approval, so a second dart was thrown. It landed near Bay City, Michigan. The band agreed on the name, the Bay City Rollers.
Still an odd name for a Scottish band.
Derek Longmuir threw a dart at a map of the United States, landing first on Arkansas. This did not meet anyone's approval, so a second dart was thrown. It landed near Bay City, Michigan. The band agreed on the name, the Bay City Rollers.
Still an odd name for a Scottish band.
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
#AT40 from Wikipedia:
Derek Longmuir threw a dart at a map of the United States, landing first on Arkansas. This did not meet anyone's approval, so a second dart was thrown. It landed near Bay City, Michigan. The band agreed on the name, the Bay City Rollers.
Still an odd name for a Scottish band.
Derek Longmuir threw a dart at a map of the United States, landing first on Arkansas. This did not meet anyone's approval, so a second dart was thrown. It landed near Bay City, Michigan. The band agreed on the name, the Bay City Rollers.
Still an odd name for a Scottish band.
#AT40 Randy Newman came to hate this song, and how misunderstood it was.
It’s clearly satirical, which makes me wonder: does he really love LA?
It’s clearly satirical, which makes me wonder: does he really love LA?
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
#AT40 Randy Newman came to hate this song, and how misunderstood it was.
It’s clearly satirical, which makes me wonder: does he really love LA?
It’s clearly satirical, which makes me wonder: does he really love LA?