Not Joni Mitchell
@motherofplantss.bsky.social
gets up early▪️
stays up late▪️
uses a machete to cut through red tape ▪️
Does not own a short skirt or a long jacket
stays up late▪️
uses a machete to cut through red tape ▪️
Does not own a short skirt or a long jacket
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I have pretzel sticks and cheese and happy kids and the Gestapo are murdering people in the streets and I don't know how to feel so many different things at once.
If you grew up listening to punk, remember not to despair. This is what they were getting us ready for. This is the moment.
If you grew up listening to punk, remember not to despair. This is what they were getting us ready for. This is the moment.
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I have pretzel sticks and cheese and happy kids and the Gestapo are murdering people in the streets and I don't know how to feel so many different things at once.
If you grew up listening to punk, remember not to despair. This is what they were getting us ready for. This is the moment.
If you grew up listening to punk, remember not to despair. This is what they were getting us ready for. This is the moment.
Shoutout to anybody else still sober during this dry January. Feel like every day is a new unique test 💪
January 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Shoutout to anybody else still sober during this dry January. Feel like every day is a new unique test 💪
Also gotta say having a kiddo in this age is horrifying when so many people are pro pedo felon 47. Tell me you are pro him to my face and then expect me to trust you with my child 😐
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Also gotta say having a kiddo in this age is horrifying when so many people are pro pedo felon 47. Tell me you are pro him to my face and then expect me to trust you with my child 😐
I’ll never forget back in middle school when Obama gave the queen of England an iPod in the first 100 days. People said he was the worst president ever. All of his haters were just old racist white people that are completely fine with this btw 🤨🧐👀
Incredible things are happening. She traded her Nobel Peace Prize for some MAGA swag
"Venezuelan opposition leader and Nobel Peace Prize winner María Corina Machado carries a gift bag with President Donald Trump's signature on it outside the White House following a meeting with Trump on January 15, 2026 in Washington, DC."
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I’ll never forget back in middle school when Obama gave the queen of England an iPod in the first 100 days. People said he was the worst president ever. All of his haters were just old racist white people that are completely fine with this btw 🤨🧐👀
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I don’t know who this Minnesota man is, but he absolutely speaks for me.
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I don’t know who this Minnesota man is, but he absolutely speaks for me.
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Marshall Project reporting reveals widespread violations of protections for children in immigration detention. Since Trump took office, at least 3,800 children under 18 (including 20 infants) have been booked into ICE custody.
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Marshall Project reporting reveals widespread violations of protections for children in immigration detention. Since Trump took office, at least 3,800 children under 18 (including 20 infants) have been booked into ICE custody.
If you were looking for a like to measure how fucked we are I think it’s this 😞
so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.
insanity.
insanity.
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If you were looking for a like to measure how fucked we are I think it’s this 😞
It’s a sad world we live in 🌎 Eli Lilly is willing to lower the price of type 2 diabetes/ weight loss drugs but not the cost of the insulin that type 1 diabetics need to stay alive. Make it make sense 😞
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It’s a sad world we live in 🌎 Eli Lilly is willing to lower the price of type 2 diabetes/ weight loss drugs but not the cost of the insulin that type 1 diabetics need to stay alive. Make it make sense 😞
All I gotta say at this point is anytime I feel like MAGAt has stoped to a new low we bump down about 5 more clicks. Gross.
"Dear Hatemongers, We Aren't Going Back"
Trump, Stephen Miller, & MAGA have already lost. No matter how hard they try to send people of color "back" to our "third world countries," there are just too many of us. We're here & we're winning.
thelefthook.substack.com/p/dear-hatem...
Trump, Stephen Miller, & MAGA have already lost. No matter how hard they try to send people of color "back" to our "third world countries," there are just too many of us. We're here & we're winning.
thelefthook.substack.com/p/dear-hatem...
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
All I gotta say at this point is anytime I feel like MAGAt has stoped to a new low we bump down about 5 more clicks. Gross.
🧵Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a shred of the narcissism that makes you smarter than people who studied and researched for years
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
🧵Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a shred of the narcissism that makes you smarter than people who studied and researched for years
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I just tried to zoom in on actual photograph
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just tried to zoom in on actual photograph
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Novo Nordisk exec Gordon Findlay (by reports) had just collapsed in the Oval Office. Trump stands there waiting for this annoyance to pass.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Novo Nordisk exec Gordon Findlay (by reports) had just collapsed in the Oval Office. Trump stands there waiting for this annoyance to pass.
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I like presidents who aren’t forced by a federal judge to feed Americans
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I like presidents who aren’t forced by a federal judge to feed Americans
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
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Flesh and Blood is all about numbers? Well how about these numbers:
6 7
hahahah
6 7
hahahah
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Flesh and Blood is all about numbers? Well how about these numbers:
6 7
hahahah
6 7
hahahah
Maybe the whole reason he’s ripping Reaganomics is because his brain is the same level
October 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Maybe the whole reason he’s ripping Reaganomics is because his brain is the same level
It’s almost need coffee or have Covid o clock (2pm) IYKYK
October 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s almost need coffee or have Covid o clock (2pm) IYKYK
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Yorgos Lanthimos Figures He 3 Films Away From Hanging With Emma Stone Outside Work https://theonion.com/yorgos-lanthimos-figures-he-3-films-away-from-hanging-with-emma-stone-outside-work/
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yorgos Lanthimos Figures He 3 Films Away From Hanging With Emma Stone Outside Work https://theonion.com/yorgos-lanthimos-figures-he-3-films-away-from-hanging-with-emma-stone-outside-work/
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October 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My coping skills
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My coping skills
Actual footage of me reading that you hope this finds me well
October 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Actual footage of me reading that you hope this finds me well
Hey hey!
Ho ho!
Fascism has got to go!
Ho ho!
Fascism has got to go!
October 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hey hey!
Ho ho!
Fascism has got to go!
Ho ho!
Fascism has got to go!
👏👏👏👏
Reporter: “Do you support ICE?”
Mitch McConnell:
Mitch McConnell:
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
👏👏👏👏
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