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Mellow Corndog
@mrbs.bsky.social
Dogs, guns, left libertarian. Support your local dive bar.
March 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Trump when sitting in that #tesla for the first time

#elon #trump #musk
March 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Twitter: @EsportaFitness (not very active)
February 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Dot fuck em up
Trump is going to the Superbowl. Kendrick has the opportunity to do so many funny things.....

"CERTIFIED PRESIDENT? CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP"
February 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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There’s a particularly evil strain of liberal/progressivism that is rooting for things to get worse in Gaza simply so they can do an “I told you so.” At any point in time Biden could’ve actually flexed US muscle and said knock it the fuck off but he just kept adding fuel to the fire. Own it.
January 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
An important message for incels wanting to cement their legacy
December 6, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Bernie Sanders was wrong, it is ok for us to have billionaires we should just be allowed to gun them down in the streets without consequences
December 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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All day I've been thinking back to the 2020 primaries when we kept being told that people love their health insurance
December 5, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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🤔
December 5, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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I definitely agree that the guy who killed that healthcare CEO should be brought to justice and punished.

A small fine and a slap on the wrists should do it.
December 5, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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A photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them a health insurance CEO was killed
December 5, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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We can ID the guy, but will need the NYPD to prove that he’s not a pre-existing suspect. They can submit their petition to our central office between 9:00 AM EDT and 9:00 AM EDT by facsimile at 727-362-426.
December 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Solved it
December 5, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Limewire Wrapped:

1) gin-and-juice-phish-cover-(not-actually-phish).mp3
2) unplayable_file.wav
3) ignition-remix.flac (also unplayable)
4) of-mice-men-spark-notes-chp-4.txt
5) OARCRAZYGAMEOFPOKER.mp3
November 29, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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biden should pardon this guy to take the attention off of him pardoning his son
December 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Hmm read the room Blue Cross
December 4, 2024 at 6:43 PM
🤘
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Remember

"If years were seasons, this December would be the December of our December"
December 3, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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For sale: baby parachute, never used
December 3, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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Freedom's just another word for
November 15, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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I really think doomers should look to Ireland, which was a desperately poor wholly owned franchise of the Catholic Church with some of the most repressive laws in Western Europe until very recently, as proof that decline isn’t inevitable or irreversible
November 29, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Right here
November 29, 2024 at 12:33 PM