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Mr Scottch
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Culver's and Freddy's take the top spot. Y'all can fight over the rest. Though I will say the best budget burger is In-N-Out. Meanwhile Whataburger is being ruined by private equity ownership.
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NEWS: Tesla’s net income in Q1 plunges 71% as global backlash against Elon Musk takes its toll — and without selling $595 million in regulatory credits, the company would’ve posted a loss.

Brutal.
Tesla Q1 Earnings Miss Expectations with Steep Drop in Auto Revenue
More bad news for Elon Musk
meidasnews.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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ETTD
April 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Being able to drop a quarterly US GDP prediction by 5.1% from +2.3% to -2.8% in a single week is one of the most impressive economic developments in the history of the world.
March 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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You: Oh my god the house is on fire!

Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,
March 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.

It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.

They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.

I’m happy to invest and/or help
March 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I missed this part
March 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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if i text you this just know you’re cooked
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I voted for Trump. But when he said he wanted to let Netanyahu finish the job in Gaza, I didn't know that he meant he was going let Netanyahu finish the job in Gaza.
February 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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The Execution of the Doge, by Delacroix, 1825. He was beheaded for attempting a coup d'etat.
Apropos of, you know, absolutely nothing at all.
February 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Your regular reminder that the first known clinic to offer gender-affirming surgeries was … destroyed by Nazis.

In 1933.

(Magnus Hirschfeld’s Institut für Sexualwissenschaft.)

They always come for trans people first.
January 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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We kept saying Trump was going to do project 2025, now trump is doing project 2025.
January 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
theonion.com/trump-c...
January 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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um
January 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My face when TikTok died
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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This photo, shared by the Carter Center. 13/10.
January 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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Tokyo government gives workers 4-day workweek as part of bid to raise birthrates www.cnn.com/2024/12/06/a...
Tokyo government gives workers 4-day workweek to boost fertility, family time | CNN
The Japanese capital is set to introduce a four-day workweek for government employees, in its latest push to help working mothers and boost record-low fertility rates.
www.cnn.com
December 10, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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Of all of Elon Musks companies, the cheapest one he’s purchased is the Republican Party.
December 9, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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My thoughts on the insanity we’re witnessing: a shadow president, an unelected billionaire, working to dismantle our institutions with a fake, non-governmental agency, all while the media treats Musk's actions as if they’re perfectly normal.
Elon Musk: Shadow President of the United States (But Sure, Totally Normal, Right?)
In the wake of the 2024 election, two unelected billionaires, Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, have plans to reshape the United States government.
open.substack.com
December 6, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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Love that they didn’t report this shit while he was a democratic then independent presidential nominee, or when he dropped out and endorsed Trump. No, let’s wait until AFTER Election Day. Wouldn’t want people to have all the info.
November 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)
November 28, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM