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@mrshanks.bsky.social
Scottish guy who listens to too many podcasts. Used to be interesting before accounting rotted my brain.
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i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams
January 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM
i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams
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Sorry caleb williams, but it’ll take more than 4th quarter bullshit to win in January!
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
January 11, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Sorry caleb williams, but it’ll take more than 4th quarter bullshit to win in January!
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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Listening to MONSTER but shaking my head whenever Jay, Kanye and Nicki’s verses come up so that everyone knows I disagree with them
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Listening to MONSTER but shaking my head whenever Jay, Kanye and Nicki’s verses come up so that everyone knows I disagree with them
A truly beautiful sentence.
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A truly beautiful sentence.
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Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
November 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
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just remembered this and broke into laughter in front of a room of people
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM
just remembered this and broke into laughter in front of a room of people
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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That scene in A Man For All Seasons where St. Thomas More explains why it's still good to apply the law to someone you know is bad but it's explaining why social media death threats are bad even if you really really don't like the person being threatened.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
That scene in A Man For All Seasons where St. Thomas More explains why it's still good to apply the law to someone you know is bad but it's explaining why social media death threats are bad even if you really really don't like the person being threatened.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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Antoine de St. Exupéry-ass post.
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Antoine de St. Exupéry-ass post.
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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Let them live in tents. I’m going camping.
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Let them live in tents. I’m going camping.
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Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?
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This is a Pixar movie. The little moon (Sabrina Carpenter) comes in to work-shadow the veteran actual moon (Meryl Streep). Streep is grumpy about it for the film’s first thirty mins. But by the end they’re inseparable and when 2083 comes we cry. While also learning about the need to let someone go.
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This is a Pixar movie. The little moon (Sabrina Carpenter) comes in to work-shadow the veteran actual moon (Meryl Streep). Streep is grumpy about it for the film’s first thirty mins. But by the end they’re inseparable and when 2083 comes we cry. While also learning about the need to let someone go.
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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People are not ready for Taylor’s song about Travis’s ability to get open against zone coverage. Unfortunately the producers got the wrong idea about “My big man knows how to find the hole”.
Also- and I know this is a minority opinion, but one I'll stand on: when played well, football is art. There are so few sports that demand so many people do their exact job well, at the exact same time, for team success. And sometimes, it's even more entertaining when things fall apart.
October 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
People are not ready for Taylor’s song about Travis’s ability to get open against zone coverage. Unfortunately the producers got the wrong idea about “My big man knows how to find the hole”.
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