Mr Shazboto
@mrshazboto.bsky.social
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Mr Shazboto
@mrshazboto.bsky.social
· Jul 13
Blue gave us four amazing years of her life and had to be put down at the age of 9 due to aggressive lymphoma that was caught too late. We are devastated but are choosing to live in the good memories and not her final moments
She was our little dustbunny
How I will always choose to remember her <3
She was our little dustbunny
How I will always choose to remember her <3
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nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 AM
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
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i miss 2014 queer bitching discourse when we could just be like "idk i just don't like that there's no coordination between pride flags and they don't look good next to each other" and then someone at buzzfeed or jezebel would turn that into Something
now we have fascism
now we have fascism
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
i miss 2014 queer bitching discourse when we could just be like "idk i just don't like that there's no coordination between pride flags and they don't look good next to each other" and then someone at buzzfeed or jezebel would turn that into Something
now we have fascism
now we have fascism
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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the little henchmen in tim burton movies be like
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
the little henchmen in tim burton movies be like
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January 23, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 & KNUCKLES #SonictheHedgehog #Sonic
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 & KNUCKLES #SonictheHedgehog #Sonic
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Minimum wage job: a mistake can cost you a hand
Medium wage job: a mistake can cost a million dollars
CEO: You can set $70 billion on fire making a mistake, name your company after it, and barely even remember doing so the next day
Medium wage job: a mistake can cost a million dollars
CEO: You can set $70 billion on fire making a mistake, name your company after it, and barely even remember doing so the next day
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Minimum wage job: a mistake can cost you a hand
Medium wage job: a mistake can cost a million dollars
CEO: You can set $70 billion on fire making a mistake, name your company after it, and barely even remember doing so the next day
Medium wage job: a mistake can cost a million dollars
CEO: You can set $70 billion on fire making a mistake, name your company after it, and barely even remember doing so the next day
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Minimum wage job: takes training to do at all quickly and without losing a finger
Medium wage job: takes training to do at all quickly without making a million dollar mistake
CEO: doesn't need to be literate, can burn $70 billion on any stupid idea he wants, infinite ketamine
Medium wage job: takes training to do at all quickly without making a million dollar mistake
CEO: doesn't need to be literate, can burn $70 billion on any stupid idea he wants, infinite ketamine
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Minimum wage job: takes training to do at all quickly and without losing a finger
Medium wage job: takes training to do at all quickly without making a million dollar mistake
CEO: doesn't need to be literate, can burn $70 billion on any stupid idea he wants, infinite ketamine
Medium wage job: takes training to do at all quickly without making a million dollar mistake
CEO: doesn't need to be literate, can burn $70 billion on any stupid idea he wants, infinite ketamine
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Minimum wage job: 12 hours of delicate, finicky, painful hard work
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Minimum wage job: 12 hours of delicate, finicky, painful hard work
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
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There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
This reads like something a villain in a shitty James Bond parody would say
The letter that Donald Trump sent to Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre of Norway.
If this isn’t reason enough to impeach this asshole, I don’t know what it will take.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #FucktRump #Norway
If this isn’t reason enough to impeach this asshole, I don’t know what it will take.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #FucktRump #Norway
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 AM
This reads like something a villain in a shitty James Bond parody would say
MDSD Barbatos - This is the crispiest, lobster too buttery, steak too juicy level of 90 minutes I've ever spent putting together a kit.
Everything just works. Like I wouldn't recommend it to someone brand new but if you're comfortable with a pair of nippers you owe it to yourself to make this.
Everything just works. Like I wouldn't recommend it to someone brand new but if you're comfortable with a pair of nippers you owe it to yourself to make this.
January 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
MDSD Barbatos - This is the crispiest, lobster too buttery, steak too juicy level of 90 minutes I've ever spent putting together a kit.
Everything just works. Like I wouldn't recommend it to someone brand new but if you're comfortable with a pair of nippers you owe it to yourself to make this.
Everything just works. Like I wouldn't recommend it to someone brand new but if you're comfortable with a pair of nippers you owe it to yourself to make this.
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Billy Bat is finally getting an official release in English starting with Volume 1 on June 2nd
Pre-orders available here:
Pre-orders available here:
Billy Bat Volume 1
A highly requested title from Naoki Urasawa and Takashi Nagasaki, the in-demand manga Billy Bat is a historical conspiracy-thriller meta-manga spanning multiple millennia following a Japanese American...
www.abramsbooks.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Billy Bat is finally getting an official release in English starting with Volume 1 on June 2nd
Pre-orders available here:
Pre-orders available here:
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We've got something new to share with you all over on the LRRMTG YouTube channel. It's called "Hey, Deck This Out!" where Ben asks folks to share their favourite decks and talk about why they love them. Here's episode 1 with @sergeyager.bsky.social talking Hover Myr!
youtu.be/uVyGxoeALC8
youtu.be/uVyGxoeALC8
Hovermyr, My Beloved with Serge || Hey, Deck This Out!
YouTube video by LRRMTG
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
We've got something new to share with you all over on the LRRMTG YouTube channel. It's called "Hey, Deck This Out!" where Ben asks folks to share their favourite decks and talk about why they love them. Here's episode 1 with @sergeyager.bsky.social talking Hover Myr!
youtu.be/uVyGxoeALC8
youtu.be/uVyGxoeALC8
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No European can hate America in the same way Americans do. We have to fucking live here dog.
January 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
No European can hate America in the same way Americans do. We have to fucking live here dog.
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Sec. Marco Rubio freezes all visa processing indefinitely from 75 countries:
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Sec. Marco Rubio freezes all visa processing indefinitely from 75 countries:
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health care lawyer here:
CBS 'news' reports that: "Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident..."
Here's the thing, that can mean 'a bruise' — it just sounds much more dramatic to call it "internal bleeding to the torso"
CBS 'news' reports that: "Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident..."
Here's the thing, that can mean 'a bruise' — it just sounds much more dramatic to call it "internal bleeding to the torso"
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
health care lawyer here:
CBS 'news' reports that: "Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident..."
Here's the thing, that can mean 'a bruise' — it just sounds much more dramatic to call it "internal bleeding to the torso"
CBS 'news' reports that: "Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident..."
Here's the thing, that can mean 'a bruise' — it just sounds much more dramatic to call it "internal bleeding to the torso"
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Chasing an ICE officer across icy terrain to try to scan the QR code he's trying to cover with his hand while he runs so I know who is staking out my local preschool, taunting the parents, and kidnapping the teachers.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Chasing an ICE officer across icy terrain to try to scan the QR code he's trying to cover with his hand while he runs so I know who is staking out my local preschool, taunting the parents, and kidnapping the teachers.
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Good article on why this kind of thinking is BS actually bsky.app/profile/docs...
new article. it's about what cozy and wholesome games are, why shitty people like them, and why I really liked I Was A Teenage Exocolonist.
docseuss.medium.com/i-was-a-teen...
docseuss.medium.com/i-was-a-teen...
i was a teenage exocolonist (and so can you)
I’ve realized that I’m much better at discussing broad ranging theory than individual games, just because it’s easier to find ten games…
docseuss.medium.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Good article on why this kind of thinking is BS actually bsky.app/profile/docs...
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People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
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To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it.
Next week is what will break you.
Next week is what will break you.
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Arctic cold and snow return to Minnesota
A pattern change brings much colder temperatures with occasional snow Thursday into the upcoming weekend.
www.mprnews.org
January 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it.
Next week is what will break you.
Next week is what will break you.
I think I'm actually just done paying my federal taxes. At this point what's the worst that can happen.
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I think I'm actually just done paying my federal taxes. At this point what's the worst that can happen.