mr. snit
@mrsnit.bsky.social
fairly heavyset MAN; never convicted.
almost perfect IQ 😎👌🚬
almost perfect IQ 😎👌🚬
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mr. snit
@mrsnit.bsky.social
· Nov 16
When civilization crumbles and I emerge as the Warlord of the Isles, I will legalize all forms of nudity.
I'm starting to question the integrity of the FIFA Peace Prize
January 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I'm starting to question the integrity of the FIFA Peace Prize
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Soup of the day (submitted by @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com): Poutine
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Soup of the day (submitted by @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com): Poutine
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This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
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We need to bring back the old gods
December 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We need to bring back the old gods
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They’re replacing all banks with shrines to the Old Gods. People will be awarded or cursed after a series of trials designed to test one’s ability to writhe under pressure
December 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They’re replacing all banks with shrines to the Old Gods. People will be awarded or cursed after a series of trials designed to test one’s ability to writhe under pressure
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Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
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Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
hmm yes and which wine pairs best with my IBS medication?
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
hmm yes and which wine pairs best with my IBS medication?
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Masao Saito, 1980’s
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Masao Saito, 1980’s
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i have no ass and i must shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i have no ass and i must shit
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I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
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The key to understanding capitalism is that dog treats have shapes like "steak" even though that means nothing to the dog. The target audience isn't the dog, but the human, and the goal of the product is not to satisfy the dog, but to make the human feel like a good dog owner.
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The key to understanding capitalism is that dog treats have shapes like "steak" even though that means nothing to the dog. The target audience isn't the dog, but the human, and the goal of the product is not to satisfy the dog, but to make the human feel like a good dog owner.
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imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
the paranoiac is always right eventually
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the paranoiac is always right eventually
no one will fund my dark and gritty reboot of peek-a-boo
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
no one will fund my dark and gritty reboot of peek-a-boo
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oh that? that's just my slime. i secrete it whenever i feel safe
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
oh that? that's just my slime. i secrete it whenever i feel safe
