Michael Hawkins
@mshawkin.bsky.social
Hoosier in Seattle since 2021. Randy Newman once told me he liked the way I saw the world. I love all weird 70s and 80s music and movies, and video games. That's my cat. His name is Waffles
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"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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When he meets his end, I think we really have to do it up right. Imagine a combination of Thanksgiving, Christmas, Juneteenth, and Cinco de Mayo. Fireworks, presents, a turkey, a cookout, a taco bar, decorations, piñatas, mistletoe, bonfires, communion, and a fuckin wicker man.
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When he meets his end, I think we really have to do it up right. Imagine a combination of Thanksgiving, Christmas, Juneteenth, and Cinco de Mayo. Fireworks, presents, a turkey, a cookout, a taco bar, decorations, piñatas, mistletoe, bonfires, communion, and a fuckin wicker man.
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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Quentin Tarantino Changes Opinion of Paul Dano After Seeing Him Say the N-Word in 12 Years a Slave
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Quentin Tarantino Changes Opinion of Paul Dano After Seeing Him Say the N-Word in 12 Years a Slave - Hard Drive
HOLLYWOOD — Writer-director Quentin Tarantino has revised his earlier negative opinion of actor Paul Dano after seeing him say the N-word in... Get the full story
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December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Quentin Tarantino Changes Opinion of Paul Dano After Seeing Him Say the N-Word in 12 Years a Slave
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Rest In Power, Biquette.
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Rest In Power, Biquette.
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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Night night sweet dreamies
Self-love isn’t about becoming someone new; it’s about finally treating the person you already are with the kindness you’ve always deserved
Love yourself ♥️
Self-love isn’t about becoming someone new; it’s about finally treating the person you already are with the kindness you’ve always deserved
Love yourself ♥️
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Night night sweet dreamies
Self-love isn’t about becoming someone new; it’s about finally treating the person you already are with the kindness you’ve always deserved
Love yourself ♥️
Self-love isn’t about becoming someone new; it’s about finally treating the person you already are with the kindness you’ve always deserved
Love yourself ♥️
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Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
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December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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I think about this comic a lot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think about this comic a lot.
This is obscene to visitors from British Columbia to Washington State. I hate everything about this.
The National Park Service says it is going to start charging international tourists an extra $100 to enter popular parks. They will be left out of fee-free days, reserved for American residents. n.pr/48CbbII
National Parks to raise fees by $100 for international tourists to popular U.S. parks
The National Park Service says it is going to start charging international tourists an extra $100 to enter popular parks. They will be left out of fee-free days, reserved for American residents.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This is obscene to visitors from British Columbia to Washington State. I hate everything about this.
how im rolling up to thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
how im rolling up to thanksgiving
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy