Childish Man Dino
@mudgloves.bsky.social
...we are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984
January 8, 2026 at 9:45 AM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984
Me, getting into my tent at 1am, Friday morning at Kendal Calling.
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Me, getting into my tent at 1am, Friday morning at Kendal Calling.
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Confusion over who is going to take control of Man United after Amorim sacking, although Trump has posted that he will “run it until a safe proper and judicious transition can be ensured”
January 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Confusion over who is going to take control of Man United after Amorim sacking, although Trump has posted that he will “run it until a safe proper and judicious transition can be ensured”
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Grok read the Epstein files.
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Grok read the Epstein files.
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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It's called football because you throw it with your arms onto three dudes' heads and it bounces off the keeper's chest into somebody's groin and he knees it into a defender's elbow and there's like seven minutes of VAR and then you put the BALL down with your hands and kick it with your FOOT
December 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's called football because you throw it with your arms onto three dudes' heads and it bounces off the keeper's chest into somebody's groin and he knees it into a defender's elbow and there's like seven minutes of VAR and then you put the BALL down with your hands and kick it with your FOOT
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watch me catch this roadrunner
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
watch me catch this roadrunner
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
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Prince - Little Red Corvette (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Prince
www.youtube.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
‘Put cock in here’
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
‘Put cock in here’
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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after everyone leaves and it's just you and the leftovers
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
after everyone leaves and it's just you and the leftovers
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
Incredible
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Incredible
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merry christmas from roku city, carol
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
merry christmas from roku city, carol
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