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This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read.

The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@tombogert.bsky.social just announce it already.
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Loves Big Tech and Socialism basically the same amount, they’re really going wild with the new models down at the Median Voter Factory
Net Favorables of (X) Among 18-25 Year Old Men:

Teachers Unions: +51%
Socialism: +16%
Big Tech: +13%
AI: +7%
Big Business: +2%

Mainstream Media: -3%
Israel: -23%

TIPP / Oct 28, 2025

(Republican Commissioner)
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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So tomorrow when you see a small business and a podcast set up outside of Betty’s, remember that the Crew and the businesses that the Crew owners own did everything in their power to make your community a more boring and sterilized space, all in the name of just A LITTLE MORE t-shirt profit.
October 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I have posthumously given Charlie Kirk the highly coveted “Chud Sucker of the Month Medallion” but no mainstream news media will cover this story because they’re cowards.
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Pretty sure my cat just mogged me. What the hell
October 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
People realizing T Swift just now put out a bad album is like people being late to realizing we’re already in a recession
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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The part of Project 2025 that I’m responsible for is making it illegal & gay to apologize for putting wood in 58 million corn dogs. Clearly I still have work to do. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/b...
58 Million Pounds of Corn Dogs Are Recalled Because of Wood in the Batter
www.nytimes.com
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I'm really having trouble processing the relative silence from Barack Obama about a colleague who he'd hosted at the White House, the Minnesota State House Speaker, being assassinated, but rushing to get out a weepy statement about Charlie fucking Kirk.
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
In my backyard, making microplastics.
September 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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got that bog in me
September 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Walz: "It boggles my damn mind that in the midst of a military takeover of our cities, the flaunting of the rule of law, that the press finds the need to talk about, 'Oh, there's a division in the Dem Party.' There's a division in my damn house & we're still married and things are good. That's life"
August 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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MLS fans: we must use every DP spot. we get $400k in GAM for this players discovery rights. We need a new DP. We should align transfer windows with Europe. The u22 Initiative model fits for our club. This players not worth a DP we should buy him down to max TAM

Normal people: hey man hows it going
July 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Yesterday, after State Rep. Dontavius Jarrells grossly mischaracterized honest political debate about the insider endorsement of Tiara Ross, he pot-shotted my honkey ass by telling me to "write about the Randolph Freedpeople."

Well, alright, then.

www.rooster.info/p/what-coura...
On courage
In a wildly accusatory post, State Rep. Dontavius Jarrells (D-Columbus) told me to "write about the Randolph Freedpeople." Well, alright then.
www.rooster.info
July 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Boyle's Law to the OceanGate Titan:
about to absolutely destroy this sub
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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samurai get all the attention but plenty of other guys also live by a code. for instance, plumbers
March 21, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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bro stop violating GDPR you're scaring the hos
July 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
It was foretold.
July 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (AP) - Ferrero Group, maker of Nutella, agrees to buy breakfast cereal maker WK Kellogg for about $3.1 billion.

$KLG
July 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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now we're talking
Paramount just paid Trump a bribe for merger approval. When Democrats retake power, I’ll be first in line calling for federal charges. In the meantime, state prosecutors should make the corporate execs who sold out our democracy answer in court, today.
Paramount agrees to pay Trump $16 million, clearing way for multibillion-dollar merger
July 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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They're just televising the construction of concentration camps like it's a good thing. This is unimaginably dark.
Ron DeSantis on his new camp for migrants: "We've got showers. There you see the shower and bath facilities."
June 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM