Andrew Murphy
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FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: hey here's ur 2024 wrapped
ME: wait, this is just an income tax form
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: haha yeah do it right or we'll send you to jail
ME: wait, this is just an income tax form
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: haha yeah do it right or we'll send you to jail
December 30, 2024 at 5:24 PM
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: hey here's ur 2024 wrapped
ME: wait, this is just an income tax form
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: haha yeah do it right or we'll send you to jail
ME: wait, this is just an income tax form
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: haha yeah do it right or we'll send you to jail
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I like the term “loanword” because it implies the word will need to be returned at some point. “Café” is due back to the French in three days. The fines on “raccoon” have really been piling up with the Algonquin so make sure to return that this week
December 4, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I like the term “loanword” because it implies the word will need to be returned at some point. “Café” is due back to the French in three days. The fines on “raccoon” have really been piling up with the Algonquin so make sure to return that this week
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Here is Lady Gagâ’s name in cuneiform
December 1, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Here is Lady Gagâ’s name in cuneiform
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You either die an Ernie or live long enough to see yourself become a Bert.
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
You either die an Ernie or live long enough to see yourself become a Bert.
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In a recent trip to Sousse Museum (Tunisia), I was relieved that the designers had taken the safety of their visitors seriously with a clever mirror over this Medusa mosaic! Also love the swirling geometric pattern that does the opposite and pulls a viewer to look into her eyes... #mosaicmonday
November 18, 2024 at 9:09 AM
In a recent trip to Sousse Museum (Tunisia), I was relieved that the designers had taken the safety of their visitors seriously with a clever mirror over this Medusa mosaic! Also love the swirling geometric pattern that does the opposite and pulls a viewer to look into her eyes... #mosaicmonday
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Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
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Good morning.
Word of the Day is as beautiful as it is underused. ‘Confelicity’ is finding joy in the happiness and success of others.
Word of the Day is as beautiful as it is underused. ‘Confelicity’ is finding joy in the happiness and success of others.
November 14, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Good morning.
Word of the Day is as beautiful as it is underused. ‘Confelicity’ is finding joy in the happiness and success of others.
Word of the Day is as beautiful as it is underused. ‘Confelicity’ is finding joy in the happiness and success of others.
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ME: hell yeah I’m into Dune 2. Dune 2 others as you’d have them Dune 2 you!
JESUS: *descends from heaven* stop that
JESUS: *descends from heaven* stop that
February 28, 2024 at 8:50 PM
ME: hell yeah I’m into Dune 2. Dune 2 others as you’d have them Dune 2 you!
JESUS: *descends from heaven* stop that
JESUS: *descends from heaven* stop that
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it's 2002. I've just put a sick new skin on winamp and kazaa just finished downloading tool_lateralus_full_album.mp3 and I just got finished watching the new flash animation about counter strike. "uhoh" I hear from ICQ. my HP desktop has about 3000 viruses on it.
February 9, 2024 at 11:10 PM
it's 2002. I've just put a sick new skin on winamp and kazaa just finished downloading tool_lateralus_full_album.mp3 and I just got finished watching the new flash animation about counter strike. "uhoh" I hear from ICQ. my HP desktop has about 3000 viruses on it.
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The renewed volcanic eruption near Grindavik, on the Reykjanes peninsula of Iceland, in a cloudless Copernicus Sentinel 2A satellite image from mid-8 February.
Combined natural colour + SWIR.
The renewed volcanic eruption near Grindavik, on the Reykjanes peninsula of Iceland, in a cloudless Copernicus Sentinel 2A satellite image from mid-8 February.
Combined natural colour + SWIR.
February 9, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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The renewed volcanic eruption near Grindavik, on the Reykjanes peninsula of Iceland, in a cloudless Copernicus Sentinel 2A satellite image from mid-8 February.
Combined natural colour + SWIR.
The renewed volcanic eruption near Grindavik, on the Reykjanes peninsula of Iceland, in a cloudless Copernicus Sentinel 2A satellite image from mid-8 February.
Combined natural colour + SWIR.
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DOCTOR: The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, he'll cheer you right up.
INSURANCE COMPANY: most we can cover is a 10 minute telehealth call with Ronald McDonald
INSURANCE COMPANY: most we can cover is a 10 minute telehealth call with Ronald McDonald
February 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM
DOCTOR: The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, he'll cheer you right up.
INSURANCE COMPANY: most we can cover is a 10 minute telehealth call with Ronald McDonald
INSURANCE COMPANY: most we can cover is a 10 minute telehealth call with Ronald McDonald
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Cartoon: Mickey Muad'dib. An old sketchbook idea :) Enjoy!
January 28, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Cartoon: Mickey Muad'dib. An old sketchbook idea :) Enjoy!
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Some lawyers would argue that you should get started BEFORE the $83.3 million verdict and possibly even before trial.
January 27, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Some lawyers would argue that you should get started BEFORE the $83.3 million verdict and possibly even before trial.
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NEW: DOJ tells SCOTUS about the drowning of the migrant mother and two children in the Rio Grande the other day — but the story is slightly different than the one Henry Cuellar had told: the drowning had already happened when feds spoke with TX National Guardsmen. supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/23...
January 16, 2024 at 4:46 AM
NEW: DOJ tells SCOTUS about the drowning of the migrant mother and two children in the Rio Grande the other day — but the story is slightly different than the one Henry Cuellar had told: the drowning had already happened when feds spoke with TX National Guardsmen. supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/23...
I imported 27 friends from Twitter to Bluesky
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January 13, 2024 at 5:42 AM
I imported 27 friends from Twitter to Bluesky
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mfer is literally named "rob tombs" like what did they summon the spirit of the british museum into a column writer
January 13, 2024 at 1:12 AM
mfer is literally named "rob tombs" like what did they summon the spirit of the british museum into a column writer
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My most dissident opinion from standard Democratic party policy is open borders are a fucking no-brainer, they're what let America transform in the 19th century from a couple million English colonists to the largest economy in the world.
Normie Americans are always shocked when they encounter our immigration system for the first time, I had a co-worker go to Brazil for Jiu-Jitsu, meet a woman, and stupidly try to get her a visa to visit him here before talking to me.
January 11, 2024 at 3:17 AM
My most dissident opinion from standard Democratic party policy is open borders are a fucking no-brainer, they're what let America transform in the 19th century from a couple million English colonists to the largest economy in the world.
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the first draft of Rick Astley's lyrics were less catchy but more vivid
January 9, 2024 at 7:57 AM
the first draft of Rick Astley's lyrics were less catchy but more vivid
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Oh gosh, this embroidered piece by Narumi Takada is so so lovely. “Stepping on Fresh Snow”
January 7, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Oh gosh, this embroidered piece by Narumi Takada is so so lovely. “Stepping on Fresh Snow”
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“For the first time a majority of Americans report having a gun in the household.”
November 22, 2023 at 10:20 PM
“For the first time a majority of Americans report having a gun in the household.”
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I like how the 1822 Washington city directory just casually lists James Monroe, in alphabetical order, as the president of the United States, living at the president's house.
November 21, 2023 at 1:16 AM
I like how the 1822 Washington city directory just casually lists James Monroe, in alphabetical order, as the president of the United States, living at the president's house.