Mushroom
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Knight, 30, ceramic artist
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
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Nation Just Kinda Assumed Pacific Northwest Always Lived in Giant Puddle Like That: tinyurl.com/bdh393s4
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nation Just Kinda Assumed Pacific Northwest Always Lived in Giant Puddle Like That: tinyurl.com/bdh393s4
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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Maxfield Parrish (1870-1966), “At Close of Day” (1941), oil on board, 33 x 38.1 cm.
December 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Maxfield Parrish (1870-1966), “At Close of Day” (1941), oil on board, 33 x 38.1 cm.
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A second levee broke south of Seattle last night as our relentless parade of atmospheric rivers continues.
Thinking of the John Holdren quote that we have three options: mitigation, adaptation or suffering. The third is growing ever more apparent as progress lags on one and two.
Thinking of the John Holdren quote that we have three options: mitigation, adaptation or suffering. The third is growing ever more apparent as progress lags on one and two.
December 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A second levee broke south of Seattle last night as our relentless parade of atmospheric rivers continues.
Thinking of the John Holdren quote that we have three options: mitigation, adaptation or suffering. The third is growing ever more apparent as progress lags on one and two.
Thinking of the John Holdren quote that we have three options: mitigation, adaptation or suffering. The third is growing ever more apparent as progress lags on one and two.
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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We have to adopt new tech or else our game will fail, which is why all successful games from a few years ago included blockchain technology
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
We have to adopt new tech or else our game will fail, which is why all successful games from a few years ago included blockchain technology
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Also on "well isn't *spell checking* AI???" smug arguments: Every spell checker on every software I use to write has gotten worse and stupid as more and more ML features have been added. It literally cannot do better than a simple strict check for words not in a dictionary.
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Also on "well isn't *spell checking* AI???" smug arguments: Every spell checker on every software I use to write has gotten worse and stupid as more and more ML features have been added. It literally cannot do better than a simple strict check for words not in a dictionary.
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Baseball was invented because the balls needed bases to live on. But then the humans were like "actually we're going to stand here now"
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Baseball was invented because the balls needed bases to live on. But then the humans were like "actually we're going to stand here now"
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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If you are in the area and seeing this.
Leave.
Take your pets, your family, tell your neighbors, and make sure the have a way out.
And go.
Leave.
Take your pets, your family, tell your neighbors, and make sure the have a way out.
And go.
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Tukwilla, Washington:
The NWS Seattle is reporting that a levee on the Green River has failed, flash flooding is occurring. If you are in the area, move to higher ground immediately!
Tukwilla, Washington:
The NWS Seattle is reporting that a levee on the Green River has failed, flash flooding is occurring. If you are in the area, move to higher ground immediately!
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you are in the area and seeing this.
Leave.
Take your pets, your family, tell your neighbors, and make sure the have a way out.
And go.
Leave.
Take your pets, your family, tell your neighbors, and make sure the have a way out.
And go.
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Cuddle approved:
- Pets
- Stuffies
- Your significant other
Cuddle unapproved:
- Space heaters
Space heaters need space. Keep flammable items (blankets, pillows, curtains, yourself) at least 3 feet away from space heaters at all times.
- Pets
- Stuffies
- Your significant other
Cuddle unapproved:
- Space heaters
Space heaters need space. Keep flammable items (blankets, pillows, curtains, yourself) at least 3 feet away from space heaters at all times.
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Cuddle approved:
- Pets
- Stuffies
- Your significant other
Cuddle unapproved:
- Space heaters
Space heaters need space. Keep flammable items (blankets, pillows, curtains, yourself) at least 3 feet away from space heaters at all times.
- Pets
- Stuffies
- Your significant other
Cuddle unapproved:
- Space heaters
Space heaters need space. Keep flammable items (blankets, pillows, curtains, yourself) at least 3 feet away from space heaters at all times.
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"you're only saying this because YOU'RE trans" wrong again BITCH i'm just a cis woman with broad shoulders and a bad attitude and if you want to throw down in this public restroom i'm going to win
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"you're only saying this because YOU'RE trans" wrong again BITCH i'm just a cis woman with broad shoulders and a bad attitude and if you want to throw down in this public restroom i'm going to win
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I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
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BREAKING RAT NEWS
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
BREAKING RAT NEWS
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I'm gonna be real honest man, the fact that we have to keep constantly exhorting everyone to call their elected representatives every other day to say "please do not sign off on the Make Life Worse For Everyone Bill please" is intensely degrading, and also a pretty poor sign for a functional society
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm gonna be real honest man, the fact that we have to keep constantly exhorting everyone to call their elected representatives every other day to say "please do not sign off on the Make Life Worse For Everyone Bill please" is intensely degrading, and also a pretty poor sign for a functional society
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Domestic dispute in public
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Domestic dispute in public
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here's what it usually looks like
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
here's what it usually looks like
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That is the actual number and I had to check like 5 times because what the actual hell
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
That is the actual number and I had to check like 5 times because what the actual hell
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,