muttzi
@muttzi.bsky.social
pro-social smartass. harmonic dilettante. ludic dabbler. go birds. TL in infra automation by day. technology sans humanity is garbage. technocracy is the toolbox of freedom. ideologue of Woke 2. for a more perfect union.
gotta start referring to sparkling water as “Stella Blastoise”
you know it is weird how pokemon is like 30 years old and still gets the "unpronouncable thing the kids are into" treatment
Context:
January 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
gotta start referring to sparkling water as “Stella Blastoise”
BZPower, the internet’s number one source for discussing Bionicles
Okay, let's get nostalgic
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
BZPower, the internet’s number one source for discussing Bionicles
It’s like the world’s shittiest zen garden
Once again posting Plymouth Rock, the final boss of disappointing landmarks
January 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
It’s like the world’s shittiest zen garden
This is less than an hour after posting the exact opposite. Maybe be serious, and stop modeling your journalistic methodology on Shams Charania?
🚨BREAKING: DEMS DRAW RED LINE IN DHS APPROPS: NO FUNDING INCREASE FOR ICE. POLICY RIDERS GROWING. STORY COMING IN MIGRANT INSIDER
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
This is less than an hour after posting the exact opposite. Maybe be serious, and stop modeling your journalistic methodology on Shams Charania?
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They must be SO mad watching Renee Good become the murdered folk hero they wanted Charlie Kirk to be
January 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
They must be SO mad watching Renee Good become the murdered folk hero they wanted Charlie Kirk to be
overheard in D&D: “you are the world’s first square earther”
January 16, 2026 at 5:46 AM
overheard in D&D: “you are the world’s first square earther”
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four basic types of cop shows:
1. you won’t BELIEVE what kinds of crimes we solve
2. you won’t BELIEVE how we solve crimes
3. you won’t BELIEVE where we solve crimes
4. you won’t BELIEVE who we’re letting solve crimes
1. you won’t BELIEVE what kinds of crimes we solve
2. you won’t BELIEVE how we solve crimes
3. you won’t BELIEVE where we solve crimes
4. you won’t BELIEVE who we’re letting solve crimes
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
four basic types of cop shows:
1. you won’t BELIEVE what kinds of crimes we solve
2. you won’t BELIEVE how we solve crimes
3. you won’t BELIEVE where we solve crimes
4. you won’t BELIEVE who we’re letting solve crimes
1. you won’t BELIEVE what kinds of crimes we solve
2. you won’t BELIEVE how we solve crimes
3. you won’t BELIEVE where we solve crimes
4. you won’t BELIEVE who we’re letting solve crimes
jotting down “Board of Peace” on my band name list
What happens when the Board of Peace recommends renaming the Department of War, and the Department of War moves to rename the Board of Peace?
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
jotting down “Board of Peace” on my band name list
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been working on a open source replacement for bento.me (which is shutting down) using your bluesky pds to save your data.
still very much work in progress, but can be tried it out here (editing your blento currently desktop only): blento.app
source code (svelte ofc :P): github.com/flo-bit/blento
still very much work in progress, but can be tried it out here (editing your blento currently desktop only): blento.app
source code (svelte ofc :P): github.com/flo-bit/blento
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
been working on a open source replacement for bento.me (which is shutting down) using your bluesky pds to save your data.
still very much work in progress, but can be tried it out here (editing your blento currently desktop only): blento.app
source code (svelte ofc :P): github.com/flo-bit/blento
still very much work in progress, but can be tried it out here (editing your blento currently desktop only): blento.app
source code (svelte ofc :P): github.com/flo-bit/blento
dawg wut
Video: Sen. Tim Kaine Says There’s “Skittishness” Over a Virginia 10D-1R US House Map; “I think the maps just look more kind of logical [at 9D-2R]”; "my unsolicited advice to Abigail is tell the federal delegation & the General Assembly to get on the same page" bluevirginia.us/2026/01/vide...
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
dawg wut
We are going to win
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
We are going to win
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Twenty-five years ago, Wikipedia was an unlikely idea: a place where anyone could share free knowledge.
Today, it’s one of the most visited sites on Earth, not powered by corporate ads, but by people.
Today, it’s one of the most visited sites on Earth, not powered by corporate ads, but by people.
January 15, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Twenty-five years ago, Wikipedia was an unlikely idea: a place where anyone could share free knowledge.
Today, it’s one of the most visited sites on Earth, not powered by corporate ads, but by people.
Today, it’s one of the most visited sites on Earth, not powered by corporate ads, but by people.
Male: Hayden Thorpe
Female: Anita Baker
Female: Anita Baker
Fun question: Who has the sexiest singing voice? Not singer who is sexy physically? But whose voice alone is sexy.
January 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Male: Hayden Thorpe
Female: Anita Baker
Female: Anita Baker
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hesitant to step in on this but I think people pushing for armed resistance really need to think about the goals of armed resistance and the mechanisms by which it could possibly achieve those goals.
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
hesitant to step in on this but I think people pushing for armed resistance really need to think about the goals of armed resistance and the mechanisms by which it could possibly achieve those goals.
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The lengths to which the median American is increasingly willing to go to defend their neighbor, their friend, their coworker, the *stranger who needs their help* against this modern state-run Klan shit is going to carry downstream to voting, and I don't see any way it gets *lessened* by then!
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The lengths to which the median American is increasingly willing to go to defend their neighbor, their friend, their coworker, the *stranger who needs their help* against this modern state-run Klan shit is going to carry downstream to voting, and I don't see any way it gets *lessened* by then!
Synecdoche, Norway
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Synecdoche, Norway
This one always fascinated me. You’re telling me they debuted this shit alongside Larry Bird, and it took until the Rockets/Warriors for people to build their programs around the notion that 3 is greater than 2?
nba coaches not immediately implementing the three-point shot except in cases of offense bailout is still so wild to me
January 15, 1985: Trent Tucker of the New York Knicks sets an NBA record by making his 10th consecutive 3-point shot without a miss.
He made the 10 threes over a 9-game span beginning Dec. 28, 1984.
He made the 10 threes over a 9-game span beginning Dec. 28, 1984.
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This one always fascinated me. You’re telling me they debuted this shit alongside Larry Bird, and it took until the Rockets/Warriors for people to build their programs around the notion that 3 is greater than 2?
The problem to me is that advocating for “common sense measures” looks rhetorically daft in the face of an agency that is rapidly escalating matters because it considers itself immune to measures.
If you cannot tell the difference between "There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency" and "we just need more training" you are media illiterate.
January 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The problem to me is that advocating for “common sense measures” looks rhetorically daft in the face of an agency that is rapidly escalating matters because it considers itself immune to measures.
And by “QR code on an ICE officer”, you mean a QR link to multilingual support materials on promptly-delivered immigration paperwork in the civilized world we build on top of the ashes of ICE, the paramilitary that shoots mothers and flashbangs infants
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
And by “QR code on an ICE officer”, you mean a QR link to multilingual support materials on promptly-delivered immigration paperwork in the civilized world we build on top of the ashes of ICE, the paramilitary that shoots mothers and flashbangs infants
You ever think about how the JCO burn of Elon Musk applies to all posters like those being responded to here?
"directly and materially acting in opposition to ice is actually a republican coded thing to do. only posting is virtuous"
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 AM
You ever think about how the JCO burn of Elon Musk applies to all posters like those being responded to here?
In English, or Turkish?
The split screen couldn’t be more perfect
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
In English, or Turkish?
Behold: how to leverage and score points on “kitchen table issues” while still meeting the moment
The Congressional Progressive Caucus, a group of nearly 100 House Democrats, will announce later today that it's formally endorsing legislation to strip $175 billion from ICE and put it toward affordable housing. www.huffpost.com/entry/doj-fe...
Progressive Caucus Backs Bill To Redirect ICE Money To Affordable Housing
www.huffpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Behold: how to leverage and score points on “kitchen table issues” while still meeting the moment
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Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.
Hello Donald this is your contry speaking. I am advising you today to please keep polarizing this shit
The Michigan auto worker who was flipped off by Trump after heckling him has reportedly been suspended
A Ford worker called out Trump. The president flipped him off. Now, he's been suspended. • Michigan Advance
A union-backed auto worker at Ford Motor Co. was caught on video heckling President Donald Trump when he visited a Dearborn factory on Tuesday ahead of his address to the Detroit Economic Club. The vi...
michiganadvance.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Hello Donald this is your contry speaking. I am advising you today to please keep polarizing this shit