Myk-El
@myk-el.bsky.social
2nd to last son of Krypton. Pool Cleaner from a Distant Planet. Alien pretending to be human pretending to be an alien.
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Myk-El
@myk-el.bsky.social
· Feb 11
As an FYI, if you follow me and I look at your profile and you're following count is well into 5 figures, that tells me you're not really here for authentic interaction. You probably are gonna at least get muted if not blocked if you follow me.
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babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
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From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
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Never do this. NEVER EVER. The odds that the AI will be wrong and you will harass an innocent are too high. AI is not magic, NCIS is a fictional TV show, and no matter how much you like Abby she isn't actually real.
This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.
This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.
Somebody use AI and unmask this fascist!
January 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Never do this. NEVER EVER. The odds that the AI will be wrong and you will harass an innocent are too high. AI is not magic, NCIS is a fictional TV show, and no matter how much you like Abby she isn't actually real.
This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.
This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
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This is why they hate teachers too. They never forgave the first person who told them "no," and made them follow the same rules as everyone else.
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 AM
This is why they hate teachers too. They never forgave the first person who told them "no," and made them follow the same rules as everyone else.
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which ninja turtle used bat'leth
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
which ninja turtle used bat'leth
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Good thread
Brought to you by the official sports app - BlueSports
Brought to you by the official sports app - BlueSports
growing up, our parents were sports fans - San Francisco Giants & 49ers. we also went to some local minor league baseball and soccer games, we played soccer as a small one. but we never had any aptitude or real interest in sports as a whole thing.
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Good thread
Brought to you by the official sports app - BlueSports
Brought to you by the official sports app - BlueSports
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It's fun because, like, the "all men suck" - obviously stupid, no shit
"i cannot tell at a glance which men are not shit" - something that men absolutely *refuse* to fucking grasp 90% of the time, and it drives me mental
"i cannot tell at a glance which men are not shit" - something that men absolutely *refuse* to fucking grasp 90% of the time, and it drives me mental
I’ll die on the hill that “all men suck” is, in general, baby’s first feminist thought, which is distressing considering that’s where most people’s feminist awakening seems to end.
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
It's fun because, like, the "all men suck" - obviously stupid, no shit
"i cannot tell at a glance which men are not shit" - something that men absolutely *refuse* to fucking grasp 90% of the time, and it drives me mental
"i cannot tell at a glance which men are not shit" - something that men absolutely *refuse* to fucking grasp 90% of the time, and it drives me mental
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The Scripture says, “When you’re good to your enemies, it’s like heaping coals of fire on their head.” When you’re good to those who are not good to you, not only will you rise higher, but your dick will deal with those who are treating you unfairly.
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The Scripture says, “When you’re good to your enemies, it’s like heaping coals of fire on their head.” When you’re good to those who are not good to you, not only will you rise higher, but your dick will deal with those who are treating you unfairly.
What we've seen with these non-consensual image manipulation is both horrifying and entirely predictable.
So uh this ad was on YouTube today and I almost dropped my phone
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
What we've seen with these non-consensual image manipulation is both horrifying and entirely predictable.
I need to keep track of this product because I'm fully expecting a recall down the road. It'll be literal toxic masculinity.
January 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I need to keep track of this product because I'm fully expecting a recall down the road. It'll be literal toxic masculinity.
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"Don't eat gay cereal for girls. Here, put these huge balls in your mouth." is one hell of a pitch.
January 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
"Don't eat gay cereal for girls. Here, put these huge balls in your mouth." is one hell of a pitch.
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/14 Postscript: I am indebted to this post to make me realize that my life will be better with a new blocking rule, and that’s why I am blocking everyone who responds to this with “so you’re saying give up? So you’re saying don’t prosecute?”
bsky.app/profile/hero...
bsky.app/profile/hero...
One of my personal criteria is the ability to process nuance. If no, block immediately and move on.
January 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
/14 Postscript: I am indebted to this post to make me realize that my life will be better with a new blocking rule, and that’s why I am blocking everyone who responds to this with “so you’re saying give up? So you’re saying don’t prosecute?”
bsky.app/profile/hero...
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There's this episode of Star Trek where Captain Picard is captured and tortured, and the main way that the torturer tries to break him is by showing him four lights, and telling him that there are five.
There are four lights.
This is not a post about Star Trek.
There are four lights.
This is not a post about Star Trek.
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
There's this episode of Star Trek where Captain Picard is captured and tortured, and the main way that the torturer tries to break him is by showing him four lights, and telling him that there are five.
There are four lights.
This is not a post about Star Trek.
There are four lights.
This is not a post about Star Trek.
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Listen, I'm a sucker, but this might be a step too far...
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
January 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Listen, I'm a sucker, but this might be a step too far...
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the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
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Lmao apparently people near me are freaking out about a non binary teacher
And I am watching the entire community come together to dunk on the much smaller group of transphobic dipshits and it is DELICIOUS
The local newspaper even snarkily wrote about them and I am CRYING
And I am watching the entire community come together to dunk on the much smaller group of transphobic dipshits and it is DELICIOUS
The local newspaper even snarkily wrote about them and I am CRYING
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Lmao apparently people near me are freaking out about a non binary teacher
And I am watching the entire community come together to dunk on the much smaller group of transphobic dipshits and it is DELICIOUS
The local newspaper even snarkily wrote about them and I am CRYING
And I am watching the entire community come together to dunk on the much smaller group of transphobic dipshits and it is DELICIOUS
The local newspaper even snarkily wrote about them and I am CRYING
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I think, every so often, about how the student protesters in South Korea figured out there was a finite supply of tear gas, and then staged retreating marches that caused police to burn off most of it, before the big "bring your auntie and kids" marches that ultimately toppled the dictatorship.
September 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I think, every so often, about how the student protesters in South Korea figured out there was a finite supply of tear gas, and then staged retreating marches that caused police to burn off most of it, before the big "bring your auntie and kids" marches that ultimately toppled the dictatorship.
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