Robbie Lesiuk
@mysterybob.bsky.social
I am currently existing in the liminal space between dropping my car off for its MOT and finding out exactly how financially crippling it’s going to be to keep it on the road another year.
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I am currently existing in the liminal space between dropping my car off for its MOT and finding out exactly how financially crippling it’s going to be to keep it on the road another year.
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Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
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David Fincher predicted Knives Out in 2011
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
David Fincher predicted Knives Out in 2011
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In 1990, I walked past Ian Krankie as he exited and I entered Woolworths in Falkirk.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In 1990, I walked past Ian Krankie as he exited and I entered Woolworths in Falkirk.
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Got this T-shirt, lads
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Got this T-shirt, lads
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He saw the light.
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
He saw the light.
Me: “I always assumed the Teletubbies were babies, but the new shows have Tiddlytubbies, who clearly ARE babies. This makes me confused about the life cycle of a Teletubby and I need to know if the original four are actually sexually mature adults.”
Interviewer: “I meant questions about the job.”
Interviewer: “I meant questions about the job.”
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Me: “I always assumed the Teletubbies were babies, but the new shows have Tiddlytubbies, who clearly ARE babies. This makes me confused about the life cycle of a Teletubby and I need to know if the original four are actually sexually mature adults.”
Interviewer: “I meant questions about the job.”
Interviewer: “I meant questions about the job.”
My three year old daughter just asked me if we can play a record. “What music would you like?”
“Pink moon!”
She is now sitting, genuinely rapt by the music of Nick Drake.
“Pink moon!”
She is now sitting, genuinely rapt by the music of Nick Drake.
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My three year old daughter just asked me if we can play a record. “What music would you like?”
“Pink moon!”
She is now sitting, genuinely rapt by the music of Nick Drake.
“Pink moon!”
She is now sitting, genuinely rapt by the music of Nick Drake.
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great, now gianni infantino has to make a “fifa uk snooker championship” trophy
![BBC News screenshot:
Selby holds off spirited Trump to win third UK title
[picture of Mark Selby holding the UK Snooker Championship trophy]
Mark Selby's best UK Championship moments](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/bafkreihqk4tfbxb6sfzo63n6w2hsm6o3r6ijkpe36ok5py3swxjtghnzsq@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
great, now gianni infantino has to make a “fifa uk snooker championship” trophy
I’m glad that I am not going to get worked up and over excited about Scotland’s chances at the World Cup.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m glad that I am not going to get worked up and over excited about Scotland’s chances at the World Cup.
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BULLSHIT #WorldCupDraw
a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with the caption and now the winner of the first annual montgomery burns award for
ALT: a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with the caption and now the winner of the first annual montgomery burns award for
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
BULLSHIT #WorldCupDraw
Frankly, this ceremony is making me sad that Scotland qualified for this World Cup. All Kenny Mclean’s good work undone.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Frankly, this ceremony is making me sad that Scotland qualified for this World Cup. All Kenny Mclean’s good work undone.
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It's time we faced up to the inconvenient truth that Paul McCartney murdered Rupert Bear.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It's time we faced up to the inconvenient truth that Paul McCartney murdered Rupert Bear.
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Just in case the SFA are looking to refresh the Scotland badge.
#scotlandnationalteam #sfa #scoden #scottmctominay #goal #overheadkick #hampdenparkstadium #scotland
#scotlandnationalteam #sfa #scoden #scottmctominay #goal #overheadkick #hampdenparkstadium #scotland
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just in case the SFA are looking to refresh the Scotland badge.
#scotlandnationalteam #sfa #scoden #scottmctominay #goal #overheadkick #hampdenparkstadium #scotland
#scotlandnationalteam #sfa #scoden #scottmctominay #goal #overheadkick #hampdenparkstadium #scotland
If you had told me that Scotland would seal World Cup qualification with a Kenny McLean goal from the halfway line, I would have told you to fuck off. #SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If you had told me that Scotland would seal World Cup qualification with a Kenny McLean goal from the halfway line, I would have told you to fuck off. #SCODEN
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One of the original Thunderbirds puppets has been seriously damaged in an arson attack. Police are holding a candlelit Virgil.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
One of the original Thunderbirds puppets has been seriously damaged in an arson attack. Police are holding a candlelit Virgil.
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Can't believe Spike has been gone 7 years 😔
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Can't believe Spike has been gone 7 years 😔
My top ten Musician/Snack mashups:
1. Golden Wonder Stuff
2. Scott Walkers
3. The Smiths
4. FKA Twiglets
5. Fleetwood McCoys
6. Nik-Nak Cave & The Bad Seeds
7. Popchips Will Eat Itself
8. Dorito Previn
9. Mott The Hula-Hoople
10. John, Paul, George and Pringle
1. Golden Wonder Stuff
2. Scott Walkers
3. The Smiths
4. FKA Twiglets
5. Fleetwood McCoys
6. Nik-Nak Cave & The Bad Seeds
7. Popchips Will Eat Itself
8. Dorito Previn
9. Mott The Hula-Hoople
10. John, Paul, George and Pringle
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My top ten Musician/Snack mashups:
1. Golden Wonder Stuff
2. Scott Walkers
3. The Smiths
4. FKA Twiglets
5. Fleetwood McCoys
6. Nik-Nak Cave & The Bad Seeds
7. Popchips Will Eat Itself
8. Dorito Previn
9. Mott The Hula-Hoople
10. John, Paul, George and Pringle
1. Golden Wonder Stuff
2. Scott Walkers
3. The Smiths
4. FKA Twiglets
5. Fleetwood McCoys
6. Nik-Nak Cave & The Bad Seeds
7. Popchips Will Eat Itself
8. Dorito Previn
9. Mott The Hula-Hoople
10. John, Paul, George and Pringle