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Still the arbiter of hard left garlic bread takes, still never made a good post in my life
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nausium @nausium.bsky.social · Dec 9
Posting the tiny bread here too
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flailmorpho.bsky.social
why use AI placeholder when the perfect placeholder already exists
magenta black checkerboard from valve
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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fakehistoryhunter.net
All those young people these days, getting drunk, dressing weirdly, causing havoc in city streets, in the good old days that didn't... oh wait, never mind.

'A Midnight Frolic at the Seaside'
The Illustrated Police News, August 05, 1899
www.newspapers.com/article/the-...
December 21, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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fakehistoryhunter.net
Santa Claus (Leading Aircraftman Fred Fazan from London) hands out presents to Dutch children at Volkel, 13 December 1944. Members of No 122 Wing had saved their sweet ration for weeks, and contributed enough money to give the children their first proper Christmas party.
December 21, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
new yorker cartoon by bernstein. watercolor of a middle aged white dad holding a cord up from the cord box in a heavenly light in triumph. title reads THE BEST DAY OF MY FATHER'S LIFE. caption reads “Did you say you needed a six-pin-to-eight-pin FireWire for a 2006 MacBook?"
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
She's taking responsibility and has been removed from her job. If you heard this story from a friend ("omg I canoodled with my boss at a Coldplay concert last night") rather than seeing it on TikTok you wouldn't feel the need to cast her as some world-historical villain.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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"Rambo Brite" Image is of Sylvester Stallone as Rambo wearing a Rainbow Brite outfit:blue dress. rainbow trousers and arm warmers.
October 26, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
Another Rorschach Vaporization Scene: Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten: "Well? What are you waiting for? Do it! Ralph Wiggum: ZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP Ralph looks real sad.
October 26, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
We're back on Deep Space 9 today in a scene with Odo and Luaxana Troi (Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed). Luaxana is wearing bright red and has very blonde hair, all gussied up for something. Odo, famously smooth, is looking extra extra smooth here wearing a spicy light brown on darker brown little number. Screenshot one on Odo, caption reads,"Every 16 hours I turn into a liquid." Screenshot two on Luaxana, caption reads, "I can swim." Alts in pic 1!
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise, point of view from the captains chair looking forward. Sulu is at his station just ahead and looking back at us if to say "are you seeing this shit?" Beyond Sulu is the main view screen, where Abraham Lincoln is pictured in a large chair with space behind him. Closed caption reads, "I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN."
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
DS9 scene. We're in close on Garak, a simple tailor. His face sort of looks like it's hovering in black space but I think he's just in a very dark place, but like a closet or dark room, not emotionally. Garak is a Carassian, with grey skin and boney ridges that run up along the nose and circle like a spoon on his forehead. Also has ridges that snake from the right and left hairline down around the eye and to the cheekbone. Basically he's got a topographical mountain range across his face. Back to the screenshot--so he's in a dark room and he's making a face that's like if you hated spiders and all of a sudden saw a big spider sitting next to you. Closed caption reads, "But I'm afraid your pants won't be ready tomorrow after all.
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Nemesis scene. A clean shaven Riker is walking in a corridor ahead of Data. Riker is smirking, smiling all cheeky like while, Data is looking at Riker with a furrowed brow/offended/ angry puppy face. Closed caption reads, "Smooth as an android's bottom, eh Data?"
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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columboscreens.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
Shocking twist, there is actually some debate about whether the testosterone dose was too high. Overall the kid seems to be doing better with it than without it.

There is literally no story here other than "Father Objects To Son's Happiness."

www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/u...
J’s blood was assessed by Dr Russell Keenan, a consultant paediatric haematologist at Alder Hey Children’s Hospital, Liverpool, who advised that the results were effectively normal when compared to reference points relevant to an adult male (which Dr Keenan considered was the appropriate comparison in this case). The testosterone treatment had had a positive impact in building J’s confidence and reducing anxiety.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Applebottom greens, roots of the firs
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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walking around my house doing the witch’s rap from INTO THE WOODS but replacing every mention of “greens” with the word “jeans”
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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hannahposts.bsky.social
One of my favorite holiday traditions is revisiting conservative think pieces defending the great Christmas villains. The most classic examples are, of course, defending Scrooge
Wall Street Journal Opinion article. In Defense of Scrooge, Whose Thrift Blessed the World In the 1840s, Dickens didn't see how businessmen like his hero were already lifting mankind from poverty. By Phil Gramm and Mike Solon Dec. 23, 2020 5:36 pm ET The Spectator Sam Ashworth-Hayes In defence of Scrooge 24 December 2022, 6:30am
December 1, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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stevekim.bsky.social
Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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it will forever be this
holy shit man walks on fucking moon
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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miamidsa.org
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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cpsc.gov
Remarkable things happening on Facebook.
A screenshot of replies to our enchanted scorpion post on facebook. One follower points out: "The amazing AI suggestions on this include enchanted scropion's price and what makes scorpions enchanted" another user says, mine says more about enchanted scorpions.
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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amwclark.bsky.social
Franklin Goes to The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM