Neil Dutton
@ndutton13.bsky.social
Dad. NFL Fantasy Football scribbler for RotoViz, 4for4 Football, PlayerProfiler. Contributor to Gridiron Magazine. Dogged opening batter with a penchant for the forward defensive. Really needs a sarcasm font.
@rotopat.bsky.social Here’s the “Star Trek Guy (Jonathan Frakes) video you were chatting to @dennycarter.bsky.social about on the latest episode of the @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social show. youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo?...
jonathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds
YouTube video by wintermoot
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November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
@rotopat.bsky.social Here’s the “Star Trek Guy (Jonathan Frakes) video you were chatting to @dennycarter.bsky.social about on the latest episode of the @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social show. youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo?...
We have, I take no pleasure in reporting, reached Taysom Hill SZN.
Looking for tight end help in Thanksgiving Week? Never fear; these three players are available and ready to play. buff.ly/Yfkppa1
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We have, I take no pleasure in reporting, reached Taysom Hill SZN.
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Without being overly effusive, get you a "Carly" in your life.
You will be happier, more motivated, able to run through brick walls, and your skin will clear.
12/10, highly recommend
You will be happier, more motivated, able to run through brick walls, and your skin will clear.
12/10, highly recommend
I am thankful for everyone at @optimusfantasy.com and @fantasysixpack.net for giving me a chance to join their teams/organizations.
I am also grateful to be able to bring you all the news via @news.optimusfantasy.com. Be sure to follow and your fantasy teams will be thankful for it 😜
I am also grateful to be able to bring you all the news via @news.optimusfantasy.com. Be sure to follow and your fantasy teams will be thankful for it 😜
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Without being overly effusive, get you a "Carly" in your life.
You will be happier, more motivated, able to run through brick walls, and your skin will clear.
12/10, highly recommend
You will be happier, more motivated, able to run through brick walls, and your skin will clear.
12/10, highly recommend
This edition of Gridiron magazine has an “unsung hero” theme, and in keeping with this I wrote about six of the greatest long snappers in NFL history. All hail those who snap the snaps longer than regular snaps.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This edition of Gridiron magazine has an “unsung hero” theme, and in keeping with this I wrote about six of the greatest long snappers in NFL history. All hail those who snap the snaps longer than regular snaps.
A massive happy birthday to the great @patrickclaybon.bsky.social . Have yourself a day, Patrick.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A massive happy birthday to the great @patrickclaybon.bsky.social . Have yourself a day, Patrick.
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A lot of people come up to me and ask has success changed me and I say I'm sorry you're not allowed in here this is the VIP area.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A lot of people come up to me and ask has success changed me and I say I'm sorry you're not allowed in here this is the VIP area.
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DEFENSE LAWYER: *whispering* whatever you do don’t say you’re guilty
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DEFENSE LAWYER: *whispering* whatever you do don’t say you’re guilty
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
KOOL AID MAN: *nods*
PROSECUTOR: did you do it?
KOOL AID MAN: OH YEAH
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I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
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I talk about Saquon Barkley, Jaylen Waddle, tons of tight ends, and more on this week's 15 Transactions episode. Get it: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
1059: 15 Transactions for Week 13
Podcast Episode · The Late-Round Fantasy Football Podcast · 11/25/2025 · 18m
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November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I talk about Saquon Barkley, Jaylen Waddle, tons of tight ends, and more on this week's 15 Transactions episode. Get it: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
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While many are already perusing the waiver wire for running back help, I’m over here lighting candles that Omarion Hampton returns to action and is truly good to go.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
While many are already perusing the waiver wire for running back help, I’m over here lighting candles that Omarion Hampton returns to action and is truly good to go.
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Happy Mike Gesicki week to all who celebrate.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Happy Mike Gesicki week to all who celebrate.
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I don't think the best way to "collect what that experience was" is to ask the guy accused of sexual misconduct what happened while you work him out for a job unless you're interested in ignoring those accusations, but surely the Saints...
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don't think the best way to "collect what that experience was" is to ask the guy accused of sexual misconduct what happened while you work him out for a job unless you're interested in ignoring those accusations, but surely the Saints...
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
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dont say "Piss Station" in the PlayStation robot voice at the urinal challenge (impossible)
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
dont say "Piss Station" in the PlayStation robot voice at the urinal challenge (impossible)
Like the entire #Raiders organisation
Jeanty's ankle injury not considered serious
Jeanty's ankle injury not considered serious
Raiders HC Pete Carroll said Ashton Jeanty's ankle injury is not considered serious.
dlvr.it
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Like the entire #Raiders organisation
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9 is the number of games he's gonna play in the NFL before opening a Kia dealership
J.J. McCarthy reported symptoms to the team and has been placed in the concussion protocol, Kevin O'Connell announced just now.
"Too early" to tell if he'll be available Sunday in Seattle. Max Brosmer will take first-team reps until McCarthy is cleared to return.
"Too early" to tell if he'll be available Sunday in Seattle. Max Brosmer will take first-team reps until McCarthy is cleared to return.
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
9 is the number of games he's gonna play in the NFL before opening a Kia dealership
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So pumped to announce that Brandon Gdula (@gdula.bsky.social) will be joining the Late-Round team in January. I worked with Brandon for years at numberFire/FanDuel -- he was my right-hand man. And now he's going to help enhance the content at Late-Round Fantasy Football. We're lucky to have him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So pumped to announce that Brandon Gdula (@gdula.bsky.social) will be joining the Late-Round team in January. I worked with Brandon for years at numberFire/FanDuel -- he was my right-hand man. And now he's going to help enhance the content at Late-Round Fantasy Football. We're lucky to have him.
@rotopat.bsky.social Roll out the Brossmer Bros
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
J.J. McCarthy has been placed in concussion protocol.
J.J. McCarthy has been placed in concussion protocol.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
@rotopat.bsky.social Roll out the Brossmer Bros
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@dennycarter.bsky.social more and more are saying taysom's package cannot be ignored
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
@dennycarter.bsky.social more and more are saying taysom's package cannot be ignored
Rest in power, King.
Huge Bummer.
Jimmy Cliff, the Jamaican reggae singer who helped popularize the genre with songs like “You Can Get It If You Really Want” and “The Harder They Come,” has died. He was 81 .
#Musicsky
{gift article} www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/a...
Jimmy Cliff, the Jamaican reggae singer who helped popularize the genre with songs like “You Can Get It If You Really Want” and “The Harder They Come,” has died. He was 81 .
#Musicsky
{gift article} www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/a...
Jimmy Cliff, Reggae Icon, Dies at 81
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Rest in power, King.
