what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines

I am excited to endorse Jocelyn Benson for Governor of Michigan. We share a passion for marathon running. Just as she has conquered the miles, I am confident she will tackle the challenges facing Michigan with the same determination and spirit she exhibits as Michigan's Secretary of State.

Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next

depeche mode concert with @necodachi.bsky.social last night. ran into my friend mike and his wife before and after the show.

FDR famously said, “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”

That is because he lived in a time before eighth grade algebra.

it me.

You know pharma drug prices are real and not completely made-up bullshit because one of my Crohn's meds costs thousands per dose unless I have a special number from the manufacturer's program with my insurer, which makes it $5

Real talk: I touch up my personal photos a whole lot in Photoshop, but honestly so much of it is removing cat hair from dark clothing

Facebook memories, you flatter no one 🙄

when you seek the guru on the night of the full moon and their staff hoists them up to deliver your prophecy

HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything.

ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better?

HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same.

me joining twitter (young, full of life, would do anything to build a following)

vs me joining bluesky (older, wiser, only interested in showing people my cat)

Not to get too political but it would be nice if things would stop getting more terrible and, if possible, start getting less terrible.

what doesn't kill you makes your amygdala overactive and raises your baseline cortisol levels, often leading to chronic disease

Everything is changing.

part of being an adult is realizing a lot of rules and norms are bullshit but submarine engineering regulations, those are very real

The Barbie/Oppenheimer marketing is getting out of control

Very fun that I'm like, "Huh, the air outside is poison because of wildfire smoke that's been made worse by climate change. If I go to the baseball game I'm supposed to be at tonight, I should bring a mask from the pandemic that's never really gone away."

Fun world we have.

Cinnamon says hello.