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Me: Check out my OnlyFan account!
Them: You mean OnlyFans?
Me: No.
Them: You mean OnlyFans?
Me: No.
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Me: Check out my OnlyFan account!
Them: You mean OnlyFans?
Me: No.
Them: You mean OnlyFans?
Me: No.
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Live your life in a way where the whole internet isn’t rooting for your death
August 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Live your life in a way where the whole internet isn’t rooting for your death
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My patience is limited.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My patience is limited.
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good morning. we need to destroy the artificial intelligence. all of it. thank
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
good morning. we need to destroy the artificial intelligence. all of it. thank
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Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
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Get out of here.
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Get out of here.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
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Money's not important, career's not important, committing to the bit is important
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Money's not important, career's not important, committing to the bit is important
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if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
People have lost their jobs, have been forced to work for pay they’ll likely never receive, or gone hungry for this fucking shit outcome
It would have been better to simply cave on day one than do this. how can you ask anyone to suffer through a shutdown ever again, if you can deliver *nothing*?
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
People have lost their jobs, have been forced to work for pay they’ll likely never receive, or gone hungry for this fucking shit outcome
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"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol.
Writing a manuscript for publication about my serious biomedical research while listening to a Rammstein song where she doesn’t have to be smart or good looking as long as she got them big ol tits is exactly where I thought I’d be in my 30s
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Writing a manuscript for publication about my serious biomedical research while listening to a Rammstein song where she doesn’t have to be smart or good looking as long as she got them big ol tits is exactly where I thought I’d be in my 30s
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
What we’re seeing in NYC right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
What we’re seeing in NYC right now
Big day for those of us with legal names beginning with Z that bigots will pretend are not pronounced exactly like they’re spelled
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Big day for those of us with legal names beginning with Z that bigots will pretend are not pronounced exactly like they’re spelled
A dog just ran up to me in public and sat at my feet expectantly. I asked the owner if I could pet their dog, and the owner responded, “do you have treats?” And I was like, “….what?” “Do you have treats?” And I didn’t even finish saying no before the owner said, “well, she thinks you do” and turned
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A dog just ran up to me in public and sat at my feet expectantly. I asked the owner if I could pet their dog, and the owner responded, “do you have treats?” And I was like, “….what?” “Do you have treats?” And I didn’t even finish saying no before the owner said, “well, she thinks you do” and turned
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I genuinely could not care less about what people buy with food stamps. I wouldn't even give a shit if they used them to buy cigarettes and vodka
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I genuinely could not care less about what people buy with food stamps. I wouldn't even give a shit if they used them to buy cigarettes and vodka
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The wizard works on a research paper.
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The wizard works on a research paper.