mary👻
@nightmary13.bsky.social
#philly sports sufferer. serial enabler.
pls send hot sauce
(she/her)
pls send hot sauce
(she/her)
jeopardy dave i love your vibe
October 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
jeopardy dave i love your vibe
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I still remember how long the USA argued over whether or not there were 'weapons of mass destruction' in Iraq. Colin Powell did a whole thing at the UN.
Now it's just 'Trump said they have them.'
Now it's just 'Trump said they have them.'
June 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I still remember how long the USA argued over whether or not there were 'weapons of mass destruction' in Iraq. Colin Powell did a whole thing at the UN.
Now it's just 'Trump said they have them.'
Now it's just 'Trump said they have them.'
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EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
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This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
June 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
good morning friends 💚✨
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🚨 SOUTH PHILLY: ICE was spotted on 7th & Snyder at 9am this morning; their two unmarked Dodge SUVs (one gray, one black) are heading South on Broad as of 10am. Community members have eyes on them—alert your neighbors!
KKF 7661 gray Dodge SUV
LTM 932 black Dodge SUV
KKF 7661 gray Dodge SUV
LTM 932 black Dodge SUV
June 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
🚨 SOUTH PHILLY: ICE was spotted on 7th & Snyder at 9am this morning; their two unmarked Dodge SUVs (one gray, one black) are heading South on Broad as of 10am. Community members have eyes on them—alert your neighbors!
KKF 7661 gray Dodge SUV
LTM 932 black Dodge SUV
KKF 7661 gray Dodge SUV
LTM 932 black Dodge SUV
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My painting WISCONSIN FARM
May 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My painting WISCONSIN FARM
can someone explain to me why the democratic party isn’t using trump’s own playbook against him? why aren’t they flooding the airwaves with data-driven ads about what this admin’s policies have done? why aren’t they posting pics of him asleep at the pope’s funeral and calling him “sleepy don?”
May 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
can someone explain to me why the democratic party isn’t using trump’s own playbook against him? why aren’t they flooding the airwaves with data-driven ads about what this admin’s policies have done? why aren’t they posting pics of him asleep at the pope’s funeral and calling him “sleepy don?”
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I won’t share RFK Jr.’s lies about autism.
It’s disgusting and dangerous.
If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign.
Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness.
To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.
It’s disgusting and dangerous.
If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign.
Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness.
To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I won’t share RFK Jr.’s lies about autism.
It’s disgusting and dangerous.
If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign.
Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness.
To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.
It’s disgusting and dangerous.
If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign.
Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness.
To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.
hearing rumors that @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social are looking to trade big play slay. i am BEGGING YOU TO KEEP HIM?! like wtf
February 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
hearing rumors that @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social are looking to trade big play slay. i am BEGGING YOU TO KEEP HIM?! like wtf
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
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Dreaming of a world where every wolf is valued + appreciated 🥰
February 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dreaming of a world where every wolf is valued + appreciated 🥰
first sunday of 2025 without the eagles
February 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
first sunday of 2025 without the eagles
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Could the lasting impact of Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show be the return of bell bottoms? A varsity jacket referenced his own career, and a chain inspired some questions. But the cut of his jeans was the biggest surprise of the night, writes our fashion reporter. nyti.ms/4k5sBkX
February 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Could the lasting impact of Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show be the return of bell bottoms? A varsity jacket referenced his own career, and a chain inspired some questions. But the cut of his jeans was the biggest surprise of the night, writes our fashion reporter. nyti.ms/4k5sBkX
FIREWORKS BEING SET OFF UP THE STREET WE ARE SO BACK BABYYYY #FLYEAGLESFLY #GOBIRDS #SUPERBOWLLIX #SUPERBOWLCHAMPS
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
FIREWORKS BEING SET OFF UP THE STREET WE ARE SO BACK BABYYYY #FLYEAGLESFLY #GOBIRDS #SUPERBOWLLIX #SUPERBOWLCHAMPS
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How about talking about the team up by 5 TDs???
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
How about talking about the team up by 5 TDs???
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Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes theonion.com/heroic-...
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes theonion.com/heroic-...
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So this is how I find out that Drake and Serena dated
February 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So this is how I find out that Drake and Serena dated
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Imagine losing a rap battle so bad that the Super Bowl halftime show features a bespoke tribute to how much you suck
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Imagine losing a rap battle so bad that the Super Bowl halftime show features a bespoke tribute to how much you suck
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the toxicity I’m about to have.
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the toxicity I’m about to have.
“i ThinK MoRe aBoUt tHe tHrEe LOsSeS ThAn tHe sEvEn winS" oh my god im beginning someone in the NFL to muzzle tom
brady
brady
February 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“i ThinK MoRe aBoUt tHe tHrEe LOsSeS ThAn tHe sEvEn winS" oh my god im beginning someone in the NFL to muzzle tom
brady
brady