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kyle
@nin.ten.dog
· Sep 27
I turned on Threaded Mode in the new update for @bsky.app and now I’m getting Reddit vibes.
Do we call it Blueskit?
Do we call it Blueskit?
we need to stop the proliferation of Reddit Vibes at all costs
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I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks
December 18, 2024 at 9:11 AM
I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks
wow, 2 Nic Cage movies in the spelling bee today
June 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
wow, 2 Nic Cage movies in the spelling bee today
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I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War II was fought with tanks and guns
June 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War II was fought with tanks and guns
@nytimes.com is trying to gaslight me by swapping out today's spelling bee
June 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
@nytimes.com is trying to gaslight me by swapping out today's spelling bee
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By using FontForge on a PDF from the website for the campaign (web.archive.org/web/20051223...); I can confirm that they are indeed using the illegal clone version of the font, rather than the licensed one!
April 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
By using FontForge on a PDF from the website for the campaign (web.archive.org/web/20051223...); I can confirm that they are indeed using the illegal clone version of the font, rather than the licensed one!
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TIL: The 2000s piracy PSA used a font designed by the fantastic Just van Rossum, whose brother Guido created the Python programming language.
“Piracy. It’s a Crime.” PSA
From Wikipedia:
“You Wouldn’t Steal a Car” is the first sentence and commonly used name of a public service announcement that debuted on July 12, 2004 in cinemas, and July 27 on home media, which wa...
fontsinuse.com
April 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
TIL: The 2000s piracy PSA used a font designed by the fantastic Just van Rossum, whose brother Guido created the Python programming language.
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springsteen: at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head
4 year old me in my thomas the tank engine phase: it's like he knows me
4 year old me in my thomas the tank engine phase: it's like he knows me
April 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
springsteen: at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head
4 year old me in my thomas the tank engine phase: it's like he knows me
4 year old me in my thomas the tank engine phase: it's like he knows me
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be on any chateau of a doubt
April 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
be on any chateau of a doubt
hillary clinton acid washed her PDS server
Hi, BlueSky. It's Hillary.
I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.
I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.
March 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
hillary clinton acid washed her PDS server
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ME: When's the soonest I can book an appointment?
VORE RECEPTIONIST: Actually, we're wide open for walk-ins this afternoon
VORE RECEPTIONIST: Actually, we're wide open for walk-ins this afternoon
March 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
ME: When's the soonest I can book an appointment?
VORE RECEPTIONIST: Actually, we're wide open for walk-ins this afternoon
VORE RECEPTIONIST: Actually, we're wide open for walk-ins this afternoon
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Pioneer friend: Lol dude. The Indian tracker just said there's a great common spirit of harmony that connects all living things. Umm. Pause Lol
Me: (skinning last remaining buffalo in what will become new mexico) Bro onto nothing ☠️☠️☠️
Me: (skinning last remaining buffalo in what will become new mexico) Bro onto nothing ☠️☠️☠️
March 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Pioneer friend: Lol dude. The Indian tracker just said there's a great common spirit of harmony that connects all living things. Umm. Pause Lol
Me: (skinning last remaining buffalo in what will become new mexico) Bro onto nothing ☠️☠️☠️
Me: (skinning last remaining buffalo in what will become new mexico) Bro onto nothing ☠️☠️☠️
to develop for iPhone, Apple now requires XCode 16, which only runs on the latest two MacOS releases, i.e if you don't have Mac that runs their OS released 18 months ago, it can't be used for iPhone development. the solution is go spend ~$600 on a new build machine
embarrassing shitshow company
embarrassing shitshow company
March 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
to develop for iPhone, Apple now requires XCode 16, which only runs on the latest two MacOS releases, i.e if you don't have Mac that runs their OS released 18 months ago, it can't be used for iPhone development. the solution is go spend ~$600 on a new build machine
embarrassing shitshow company
embarrassing shitshow company
just realized the show is called Suits because they file law Suits
March 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
just realized the show is called Suits because they file law Suits
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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
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Foreman: Maybe it’s sarcoidosis?
House: Treat the patient for sarcoidosis.
Foreman (to patient): We’re treating you for sarcoidosis.
Blood starts shooting out of the patient’s eyes and ass at the same time. The music gets dramatic.
Foreman: You don’t have sarcoidosis…
House: Treat the patient for sarcoidosis.
Foreman (to patient): We’re treating you for sarcoidosis.
Blood starts shooting out of the patient’s eyes and ass at the same time. The music gets dramatic.
Foreman: You don’t have sarcoidosis…
February 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Foreman: Maybe it’s sarcoidosis?
House: Treat the patient for sarcoidosis.
Foreman (to patient): We’re treating you for sarcoidosis.
Blood starts shooting out of the patient’s eyes and ass at the same time. The music gets dramatic.
Foreman: You don’t have sarcoidosis…
House: Treat the patient for sarcoidosis.
Foreman (to patient): We’re treating you for sarcoidosis.
Blood starts shooting out of the patient’s eyes and ass at the same time. The music gets dramatic.
Foreman: You don’t have sarcoidosis…
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atheist gf: can you please just be normal while my family is here
christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb?
guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman
soviet trent reznor: head laika hole
christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb?
guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman
soviet trent reznor: head laika hole
January 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
atheist gf: can you please just be normal while my family is here
christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb?
guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman
soviet trent reznor: head laika hole
christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb?
guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman
soviet trent reznor: head laika hole
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The only thing that rules is the law of the jungle; everything else, monkey business.
January 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The only thing that rules is the law of the jungle; everything else, monkey business.
rewriting Fantastic Mr Fox for a modern audience and naming the farmers
Skibidi, sigma and slay: the most popular kids’ slang – and what it means
Skibidi, sigma and slay: the most popular kids’ slang – and what it means
According to Oxford University Press, these three words are beloved of kids. Unfortunately, one makes no sense whatsoever
Name: Kids’ slang.
Age: Far too young for you. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
rewriting Fantastic Mr Fox for a modern audience and naming the farmers