Wizard for Hire
@ninjamezor.bsky.social
Captain of the “Pro Angler’s Lounge.” Resident fan of the 2007 animated film "Surf's Up" starring Shia LaBeouf as Cody Maverick.
really picking Articuno over Rayquaza huh
happy thanksgiving, my friends and i did a Legendary/Mythical Pokemon bracket, randomized seeds, based off our previous brackets, these results aren't too surprising, in the end we landed on
1. Mewtwo
2. Lugia
3. Zapdos
4. Mew
1. Mewtwo
2. Lugia
3. Zapdos
4. Mew
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
really picking Articuno over Rayquaza huh
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"Just because you are Sol Badguy... doesn't mean you have to be a Sol 'Bad Guy'."
August 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"Just because you are Sol Badguy... doesn't mean you have to be a Sol 'Bad Guy'."
literally how
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
literally how
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Sexy ladies and mother father gentlemen, today is the only day when you can repost this
July 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sexy ladies and mother father gentlemen, today is the only day when you can repost this
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my aura is too powerful for even the elements
July 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
my aura is too powerful for even the elements
You know, they never said who Rumi’s dad was…
if KPop Demon Hunters ever gets a sequel then PSY should be in it. No he shouldn't just voice a character, PSY himself should just straight up be in the story
June 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You know, they never said who Rumi’s dad was…
I should watch more tbh
June 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I should watch more tbh
ORB
June 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ORB
if i was a billionaire i would spend so much money buying land in nevada and making a 1-to-1 recreation of 999 as a 9-hour escape room experience (but without, you know, the deadly parts)
legitimately I do not understand why more billionaires don't fund media passion projects
if I had eleventy billion dollars I would absolutely be doing shit like "I will give you people a hundred million bucks to give me a world class KOTOR remake" or funding romcoms based off my fav romance novels
if I had eleventy billion dollars I would absolutely be doing shit like "I will give you people a hundred million bucks to give me a world class KOTOR remake" or funding romcoms based off my fav romance novels
bastard could have just funded the Bloodborne remake for like 0.01% of that and been a national hero
June 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
if i was a billionaire i would spend so much money buying land in nevada and making a 1-to-1 recreation of 999 as a 9-hour escape room experience (but without, you know, the deadly parts)
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is so goated, not a single bad song in it
June 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is so goated, not a single bad song in it
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If hungry clicker drew ghost trick it'd become my reason for living
May 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If hungry clicker drew ghost trick it'd become my reason for living
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Hey! So the Backerkit campaign for my party game "Agents of Fate Reloaded" is officially LIVE and accepting pledges! Please consider checking it out, pleding to it, or just sharing it with friends! We need all the support we can get!
#ttrpg #twewy #backerkit
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...
#ttrpg #twewy #backerkit
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...
Agents of Fate: RELOADED
Agents of Fate is high octane action roleplaying party game where players are pit against each other in action movie situations and compete to see who can complete their mission first!
www.backerkit.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hey! So the Backerkit campaign for my party game "Agents of Fate Reloaded" is officially LIVE and accepting pledges! Please consider checking it out, pleding to it, or just sharing it with friends! We need all the support we can get!
#ttrpg #twewy #backerkit
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...
#ttrpg #twewy #backerkit
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...
I can’t believe that JD Vance killed the Pope!
April 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I can’t believe that JD Vance killed the Pope!
BAAAASSEEDD you got that latino in you bro
manzanita sol fucking slaps, follow my bluesky for just nonstop posts like this where i say [food] slaps
March 31, 2025 at 6:50 AM
BAAAASSEEDD you got that latino in you bro
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Behold the creative process at its raw primal genesis
March 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Behold the creative process at its raw primal genesis
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ah yes my favorite woman joe biden
I try to celebrate women everyday,,, but today I wanna shout out some special and important women in my life:::
My Daughters
My Girlfriend
My WoManager
My LawyHers
My Assistant
The US Women’s Olympic Water Polo team
And most of all,,, my Moms 🕊️
Happy Women’s Day,,, all year long,!!
My Daughters
My Girlfriend
My WoManager
My LawyHers
My Assistant
The US Women’s Olympic Water Polo team
And most of all,,, my Moms 🕊️
Happy Women’s Day,,, all year long,!!
March 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
ah yes my favorite woman joe biden
omg he framed roger rabbit
*lights cigarette*
Yeah it was me
*takes a long drag and slowly exhales*
I framed Roger Rabbit
Yeah it was me
*takes a long drag and slowly exhales*
I framed Roger Rabbit
March 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
omg he framed roger rabbit
idiot? more like i’d riot amiright
what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot
March 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
idiot? more like i’d riot amiright
YEESSSSSSSSSSSSS LET’S GOOOOOOOOO i guess i gotta move to europe now shit
Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating.
This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens.
(Even better: Tesla will hate this)
This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens.
(Even better: Tesla will hate this)
Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn five-star safety rating in Europe
Euro NCAP will release new testing guidelines in 2026.
www.theverge.com
February 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
YEESSSSSSSSSSSSS LET’S GOOOOOOOOO i guess i gotta move to europe now shit
Weird way to spell Brando Sando’s “The Way of Kings” but you’re almost correct (Dalinar isn’t a king)
In “Way of the Kings” there’s a cursed king who doesn’t know whether he will wake up a genius or an idiot each morning.
That’s how I am now with anger. Today I am very angry.
That’s how I am now with anger. Today I am very angry.
February 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Weird way to spell Brando Sando’s “The Way of Kings” but you’re almost correct (Dalinar isn’t a king)
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arent we all
February 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
arent we all