Nihilist Noah
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Can I block people here? Nihilist bc two swords and a buffalo
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Cartoon: My bluesky fail whale updated for 2024. Enjoy.
January 31, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Cartoon: My bluesky fail whale updated for 2024. Enjoy.
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I think the best part may be that you can’t tell if The Onion has taken over yet.
November 14, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I think the best part may be that you can’t tell if The Onion has taken over yet.
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The Sabres claimed goalie James Reimer on waivers from Anaheim.
He's back.
buffalonews.com/sports/profe...
He's back.
buffalonews.com/sports/profe...
James Reimer's return to Sabres strengthens depth behind Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen's recent injury and Devon Levi's lack of playing time caused general manager Kevyn Adams to pivot to a different goaltending plan for the Sabres.
buffalonews.com
November 13, 2024 at 7:02 PM
The Sabres claimed goalie James Reimer on waivers from Anaheim.
He's back.
buffalonews.com/sports/profe...
He's back.
buffalonews.com/sports/profe...
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Tage Thompson and Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen are day-to-day, according to Sabres coach Lindy Ruff.
Mattias Samuelsson will be out "weeks." Ruff said the severity of Samuelsson's injury is "pretty strong."
Mattias Samuelsson will be out "weeks." Ruff said the severity of Samuelsson's injury is "pretty strong."
November 13, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Tage Thompson and Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen are day-to-day, according to Sabres coach Lindy Ruff.
Mattias Samuelsson will be out "weeks." Ruff said the severity of Samuelsson's injury is "pretty strong."
Mattias Samuelsson will be out "weeks." Ruff said the severity of Samuelsson's injury is "pretty strong."
My toxic trait is I think I can be a stand up, and further more I think I can be good enough to turn that into horror shorts.
Would I be good at it? Unsure. Am I weirdly confident like I know I am good at it? Yes.
Would I be good at it? Unsure. Am I weirdly confident like I know I am good at it? Yes.
November 13, 2024 at 2:06 AM
My toxic trait is I think I can be a stand up, and further more I think I can be good enough to turn that into horror shorts.
Would I be good at it? Unsure. Am I weirdly confident like I know I am good at it? Yes.
Would I be good at it? Unsure. Am I weirdly confident like I know I am good at it? Yes.
It’s incredible how miserable I get on my birthday each year. Truly my least favorite day of the 365.
November 11, 2024 at 11:47 PM
It’s incredible how miserable I get on my birthday each year. Truly my least favorite day of the 365.
Unlicensed (season 2) is one of the best stories I’ve ever listened to. Even the things I thought would happen, happened in a way I didn’t expect.
November 11, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Unlicensed (season 2) is one of the best stories I’ve ever listened to. Even the things I thought would happen, happened in a way I didn’t expect.
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Bills restructure front office and make two hires, moves they say will make the franchise "a 21st century NFL team"
www.nytimes.com/athletic/579...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/579...
Bills restructuring front office in moves they say will bring franchise into '21st century'
www.nytimes.com
September 26, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Bills restructure front office and make two hires, moves they say will make the franchise "a 21st century NFL team"
www.nytimes.com/athletic/579...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/579...
I cannot stand being a Buffalo sports fan. Jesus Christ this is bleak right now.
December 7, 2023 at 3:45 PM
I cannot stand being a Buffalo sports fan. Jesus Christ this is bleak right now.
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Imo the real version of "Nobody wants to work anymore" is nothing works anymore. If the business you're dealing with isn't outright defrauding you it's incompetent at the most basic things
October 27, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Imo the real version of "Nobody wants to work anymore" is nothing works anymore. If the business you're dealing with isn't outright defrauding you it's incompetent at the most basic things
Take his timeouts away. Please.
October 27, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Take his timeouts away. Please.
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"Whatever shape or size cadaver you need, they have."
Report: Free Dead Bodies Buried Underground Seemingly For The Taking
CHARLOTTE, SC—Alerting the public to “the deal of the century,” sources confirmed Monday that a number of free dead bodies buried underground were seemingly there for the taking. “None of t...
www.theonion.com
October 23, 2023 at 2:59 PM
"Whatever shape or size cadaver you need, they have."
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[date]
HER: what’s your biggest turn-on?
ME: *loud enough so the undercover surveillance van parked outside the restaurant can hear me clearly* BEING A GOOD CORPORATE CITIZEN
HER: okay…what’s your biggest turn-off?
ME: ORGANIZED CRIME
HER: what’s your biggest turn-on?
ME: *loud enough so the undercover surveillance van parked outside the restaurant can hear me clearly* BEING A GOOD CORPORATE CITIZEN
HER: okay…what’s your biggest turn-off?
ME: ORGANIZED CRIME
October 6, 2023 at 11:13 PM
[date]
HER: what’s your biggest turn-on?
ME: *loud enough so the undercover surveillance van parked outside the restaurant can hear me clearly* BEING A GOOD CORPORATE CITIZEN
HER: okay…what’s your biggest turn-off?
ME: ORGANIZED CRIME
HER: what’s your biggest turn-on?
ME: *loud enough so the undercover surveillance van parked outside the restaurant can hear me clearly* BEING A GOOD CORPORATE CITIZEN
HER: okay…what’s your biggest turn-off?
ME: ORGANIZED CRIME
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Just got convicted of FRAUD. 100 years in Alcatraz. At least BLUE SKY gets me...!!
October 23, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Just got convicted of FRAUD. 100 years in Alcatraz. At least BLUE SKY gets me...!!
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Really incredible that Facebook changed its name to Meta, invested 100 billion dollars in "the metaverse", and two years later the entire concept is effectively dead.
October 23, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Really incredible that Facebook changed its name to Meta, invested 100 billion dollars in "the metaverse", and two years later the entire concept is effectively dead.
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This goes for web links as well - it’ll do wonders for everyone
BlueSky ProTip: when sharing YouTube videos, if you want the video's thumbnail and title to show up in your post then you need to click the "Add link card" button that appears at the bottom of your input window before hitting the Post button.
youtu.be/K_Ln7VpB1c0
youtu.be/K_Ln7VpB1c0
October 19, 2023 at 5:07 PM
This goes for web links as well - it’ll do wonders for everyone
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It's Levi and Vladar leading their teams to the ice for warmups in Buffalo. Flames-Sabres drop the puck just after 7pm
October 19, 2023 at 10:29 PM
It's Levi and Vladar leading their teams to the ice for warmups in Buffalo. Flames-Sabres drop the puck just after 7pm
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God tried so, so many times to prevent the saxophone.
couldn’t be more obsessed with the wikipedia page for the inventor of the saxophone
October 19, 2023 at 3:08 AM
God tried so, so many times to prevent the saxophone.
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Elons main confusion with Twitter seems to be why people aren’t giving him money for making an existing product worse when that’s been his entire life
October 18, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Elons main confusion with Twitter seems to be why people aren’t giving him money for making an existing product worse when that’s been his entire life
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Just reading the comments under the Panthers “we stand with Israel” posts
October 10, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Just reading the comments under the Panthers “we stand with Israel” posts
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It is possible to think that the Israeli apartheid must end now, and that the bombing of Gaza is a war crime, and also think that Hamas indiscriminately murdering civilians is a war crime. It's not even a paradox or a logic puzzle, it's a basic consistent moral position.
October 9, 2023 at 9:01 PM
It is possible to think that the Israeli apartheid must end now, and that the bombing of Gaza is a war crime, and also think that Hamas indiscriminately murdering civilians is a war crime. It's not even a paradox or a logic puzzle, it's a basic consistent moral position.
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Have any of you ever gotten a text from Max Verstappen?
I was skeptical at first but all the information he says is correct and what he would say if he had to describe himself
I want to help him especially since it's about Grave Digger
I was skeptical at first but all the information he says is correct and what he would say if he had to describe himself
I want to help him especially since it's about Grave Digger
October 9, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Have any of you ever gotten a text from Max Verstappen?
I was skeptical at first but all the information he says is correct and what he would say if he had to describe himself
I want to help him especially since it's about Grave Digger
I was skeptical at first but all the information he says is correct and what he would say if he had to describe himself
I want to help him especially since it's about Grave Digger
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it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
September 27, 2023 at 8:32 PM
it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
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