Noble Prize in Sarcasm
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Kennesaw St runs East Cobb
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Kennesaw St runs East Cobb
Biff Poggi cannot be the Michigan culture glue guy, and at the same time claim the culture is terrible and must be fixed
two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?
ALT: two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Biff Poggi cannot be the Michigan culture glue guy, and at the same time claim the culture is terrible and must be fixed
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I've been saying: what Bill Belichick really needs to get this UNC program off the ground is a famously horny scheming vizier
December 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I've been saying: what Bill Belichick really needs to get this UNC program off the ground is a famously horny scheming vizier
Unlikely that the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social was taping at the time the Petrino news broke, but one can dream
December 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Unlikely that the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social was taping at the time the Petrino news broke, but one can dream
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every story about this person reads the same
she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting.
now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls
she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting.
now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls
One explanation for Bari killing the story is that she did so as a public act of fealty to the administration. But another is that, as an inexperienced journalist, she doesn’t understand that a refusal to go on the record is a kind of comment in and of itself
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
every story about this person reads the same
she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting.
now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls
she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting.
now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls
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Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin
CBS News EIC Bari Weiss had concerns about the CECOT piece, I’m told. The network decided to hold the segment pending, among other things, comment or an interview with White House officials next year…
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin
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Bari Weiss is really bad at her job, until you realize it's her job to be really bad at her job, in which case she is excellent at her job
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bari Weiss is really bad at her job, until you realize it's her job to be really bad at her job, in which case she is excellent at her job
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Noteworthy use of term “Trump Department of Justice” in this public statement
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Noteworthy use of term “Trump Department of Justice” in this public statement
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It is time. Videoooos… 🧵
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It is time. Videoooos… 🧵
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While the adults are busy at the linen cupboard, kid is practicing golf indoors! Dutch children really were spoiled. As recorded by Pieter de Hooch, born OTD in 1629.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
While the adults are busy at the linen cupboard, kid is practicing golf indoors! Dutch children really were spoiled. As recorded by Pieter de Hooch, born OTD in 1629.
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Agpocalypse
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Agpocalypse
The SEC has lost another home playoff game
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The SEC has lost another home playoff game
Need a Mark Fletchers mom-cam for the rest of the game
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Need a Mark Fletchers mom-cam for the rest of the game
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Mr. Beast should take up boxing.
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Mr. Beast should take up boxing.
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On the Michigan search:
The coach they hire will be better than Moore
You cannot go into 2026 with Biff at the helm, there is no “better option” one year away
The coach they hire will be better than Moore
You cannot go into 2026 with Biff at the helm, there is no “better option” one year away
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
On the Michigan search:
The coach they hire will be better than Moore
You cannot go into 2026 with Biff at the helm, there is no “better option” one year away
The coach they hire will be better than Moore
You cannot go into 2026 with Biff at the helm, there is no “better option” one year away
It feels like every Notre Dame fan/media member made a complete ass of themselves attacking Bama in the first quarter of the game, which is very funny
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It feels like every Notre Dame fan/media member made a complete ass of themselves attacking Bama in the first quarter of the game, which is very funny
LET THE MEMPHIS FUMBLE TD STAND
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
LET THE MEMPHIS FUMBLE TD STAND
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Liberals: we need to reach out to Republicans!!
The average Republicans:
The average Republicans:
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Liberals: we need to reach out to Republicans!!
The average Republicans:
The average Republicans:
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i do kind of hope the President starts leaning into this in very confusing ways. the pelicans now play in The Donald J. Trump Smoothie King Center. you're having dinner at The Donald J. Trump Maggiano's Little Italy. welcome to The Donald J. Trump Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i do kind of hope the President starts leaning into this in very confusing ways. the pelicans now play in The Donald J. Trump Smoothie King Center. you're having dinner at The Donald J. Trump Maggiano's Little Italy. welcome to The Donald J. Trump Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.
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The College Football Playoff has ruined the competitiveness of the Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The College Football Playoff has ruined the competitiveness of the Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl
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This has all the lawfulness of graffiti.
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This has all the lawfulness of graffiti.
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