Not de craw
@notdecraw.bsky.social
Picker, grinner, lover, sinner. Deadhead. Vet. We few, we happy few, we band of piggies.
If I follow you it's because I think your posts are interesting. Mine generally aren't; my feelings aren't hurt if you don't follow me back.
If I follow you it's because I think your posts are interesting. Mine generally aren't; my feelings aren't hurt if you don't follow me back.
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On Christmas Eve 1968, in Lunar orbit, the Apollo 8 crew took this photo: “Earthrise."
I'll never forget how inspiring the Apollo missions were to my brother and me as kids. They showed us what our country and humanity can accomplish when we work together toward a common goal.
I'll never forget how inspiring the Apollo missions were to my brother and me as kids. They showed us what our country and humanity can accomplish when we work together toward a common goal.
December 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
On Christmas Eve 1968, in Lunar orbit, the Apollo 8 crew took this photo: “Earthrise."
I'll never forget how inspiring the Apollo missions were to my brother and me as kids. They showed us what our country and humanity can accomplish when we work together toward a common goal.
I'll never forget how inspiring the Apollo missions were to my brother and me as kids. They showed us what our country and humanity can accomplish when we work together toward a common goal.
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To paraphrase something Lawrence O'Donnell once said:
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
To paraphrase something Lawrence O'Donnell once said:
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
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WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
Someone should tell Trump that boxing is a good, easy workout.
December 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Someone should tell Trump that boxing is a good, easy workout.
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And may every day be another wonderful secret.
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And may every day be another wonderful secret.
Gonna change all my Python class definitions so my constructor calls a hidden method named __Mifflin__.
That's right. It'll be dunder Mifflin.
#nerdhumor meets #dadjoke
I'll show myself out.
That's right. It'll be dunder Mifflin.
#nerdhumor meets #dadjoke
I'll show myself out.
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Gonna change all my Python class definitions so my constructor calls a hidden method named __Mifflin__.
That's right. It'll be dunder Mifflin.
#nerdhumor meets #dadjoke
I'll show myself out.
That's right. It'll be dunder Mifflin.
#nerdhumor meets #dadjoke
I'll show myself out.
Golden Earring's Radar Love is underrated.
That's it, that the post.
That's it, that the post.
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Golden Earring's Radar Love is underrated.
That's it, that the post.
That's it, that the post.
Heh.
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Heh.
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Dang. Another day without THAT obit.
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Dang. Another day without THAT obit.
I want this necklace.
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I want this necklace.
Great news! I just awarded myself the FIFA Physics Prize!
Shut up. Of course that's how it works. Obvs.
Shut up. Of course that's how it works. Obvs.
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Great news! I just awarded myself the FIFA Physics Prize!
Shut up. Of course that's how it works. Obvs.
Shut up. Of course that's how it works. Obvs.
Dang. Another day without THAT obit.
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Dang. Another day without THAT obit.
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RIP Steve Cropper 🎸
Booker T. & The MG's - Time Is Tight (Live, 1970)
YouTube video by 60s70sVintageRock
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
RIP Steve Cropper 🎸
I believe it. Remember Max Cleland? John Kerry? These fuckers will lie about anything to win.
I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I believe it. Remember Max Cleland? John Kerry? These fuckers will lie about anything to win.
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Didn't Kegsbreath promise to stop drinking if he got this gig?
Because I gotta tell ya, he'd have to be drunk to pick this fight with Kelly and "start with a uniform inspection."
Or maybe he IS just a fucking tool.
Because I gotta tell ya, he'd have to be drunk to pick this fight with Kelly and "start with a uniform inspection."
Or maybe he IS just a fucking tool.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Didn't Kegsbreath promise to stop drinking if he got this gig?
Because I gotta tell ya, he'd have to be drunk to pick this fight with Kelly and "start with a uniform inspection."
Or maybe he IS just a fucking tool.
Because I gotta tell ya, he'd have to be drunk to pick this fight with Kelly and "start with a uniform inspection."
Or maybe he IS just a fucking tool.
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The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
As another veteran, I cosign.
Think about this for a second, ladies and gents, there is no “taking this out of context,” the President of the United States, he himself today… placed death threats on Veterans…………. As a Veteran, I am infuriated by this. He needs to be fcking impeached.. 🏴
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
As another veteran, I cosign.
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November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Oh man, the ongoing investigations preclude the release of the Epstein files? What an unpredictable setback! Still, the IRS audit of trump’s tax returns should be wrapping up any day now, so we’ll have that to look forward to.
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Oh man, the ongoing investigations preclude the release of the Epstein files? What an unpredictable setback! Still, the IRS audit of trump’s tax returns should be wrapping up any day now, so we’ll have that to look forward to.
The notion that "declining unlawful orders is seditious" could never come from from anyone with an ounce of integrity. It's long past time to impeach, convict, and remove this crooked clown.
"Our servicemembers should know that we have their backs as they fulfill their oath to the Constitution and obligation to follow only lawful orders...Every American must unite and condemn the President’s calls for our murder and political violence. This is a time for moral clarity." Exactly right.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The notion that "declining unlawful orders is seditious" could never come from from anyone with an ounce of integrity. It's long past time to impeach, convict, and remove this crooked clown.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
The more I read Magary the more I like him.
I wrote up an Olivia Nuzzi explainer. If I never have to write about this nightmare of a person ever again, I’ll be grateful. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
A guide to the absolutely ludicrous Olivia Nuzzi media scandal
Somehow, RFK Jr., a former Republican governor and Anthony Weiner are all involved.
www.sfgate.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The more I read Magary the more I like him.
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really just three types of videos of the president now
(Standing in front some corporate logo) I fixed toasters. They used to explode left and right. Not anymore!
(In front of reporters) bad question! rude question! Also, never wear horizontal stripes, honey
(In Oval Office) I won the EKG award!
(Standing in front some corporate logo) I fixed toasters. They used to explode left and right. Not anymore!
(In front of reporters) bad question! rude question! Also, never wear horizontal stripes, honey
(In Oval Office) I won the EKG award!
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
really just three types of videos of the president now
(Standing in front some corporate logo) I fixed toasters. They used to explode left and right. Not anymore!
(In front of reporters) bad question! rude question! Also, never wear horizontal stripes, honey
(In Oval Office) I won the EKG award!
(Standing in front some corporate logo) I fixed toasters. They used to explode left and right. Not anymore!
(In front of reporters) bad question! rude question! Also, never wear horizontal stripes, honey
(In Oval Office) I won the EKG award!