NTurkeyP_Nate 🦃
@ntpnate.bsky.social
Baseball, politics, and other D.C. sports. Very legal; not very cool. See also, @[email protected]
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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peak performance
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
peak performance
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There’s nothing that he enjoys more than not playing baseball.. and he will continue to do so in retirement
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
There’s nothing that he enjoys more than not playing baseball.. and he will continue to do so in retirement
Not saying the Pope is wrong here, but if we’re being honest, none of my homework stood in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Not saying the Pope is wrong here, but if we’re being honest, none of my homework stood in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.
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If it's an option for you, please consider buying food and goods from the linked list of brands!
As you do your Thanksgiving shopping this week, remember to buy union-made goods! #BetterInAUnion https://aflcio.org/union-thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If it's an option for you, please consider buying food and goods from the linked list of brands!
1920s female gangster named Ma Scarpone
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
1920s female gangster named Ma Scarpone
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Reporting from Boston papers makes it seem very plausible that Trump's Press Secretary had his paramilitary detain the mother of her nephew, because she was no longer romantically involved with her brother and he wanted her out of the picture.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reporting from Boston papers makes it seem very plausible that Trump's Press Secretary had his paramilitary detain the mother of her nephew, because she was no longer romantically involved with her brother and he wanted her out of the picture.
This is “Charlie Brown had hoes” levels of not true. In ‘n’ Out should be at the bottom of this list, buried under 5 ft of Burger King. And Shake Shack is just pretentious Five Guys.
As many people are traveling to their regions of origin AND choosing food-take-based violence today:
Culver’s > Shake Shack > In ‘n’ Out > Five Guys
and it’s not close.
Culver’s > Shake Shack > In ‘n’ Out > Five Guys
and it’s not close.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is “Charlie Brown had hoes” levels of not true. In ‘n’ Out should be at the bottom of this list, buried under 5 ft of Burger King. And Shake Shack is just pretentious Five Guys.
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We are all made of stars! Gassy, aging, tired, probably exploding soon
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
We are all made of stars! Gassy, aging, tired, probably exploding soon
FFXnow doing its best pre-Thanksgiving “Onion” impression:
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
FFXnow doing its best pre-Thanksgiving “Onion” impression:
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Here, have some cardinal-in-autumn vibes.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Here, have some cardinal-in-autumn vibes.
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At one point one says "Maman" & gestures to her offscreen & she says "I'm not getting mixed up in your business" 😭
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
At one point one says "Maman" & gestures to her offscreen & she says "I'm not getting mixed up in your business" 😭
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
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No one:
Oscar bait movie posters:
Oscar bait movie posters:
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No one:
Oscar bait movie posters:
Oscar bait movie posters:
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And the most famous athlete in the Republic of Tajikistan? You guessed it. Stacy Compton.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
And the most famous athlete in the Republic of Tajikistan? You guessed it. Stacy Compton.
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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"You will be visited by three Spirits"
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"You will be visited by three Spirits"
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Ever been curious about how to start fishing in D.C.?
@samdelgado.bsky.social got to know a few local anglers — and asked them to share some tips:
@samdelgado.bsky.social got to know a few local anglers — and asked them to share some tips:
'D.C. fishing is a culture': Meet some of the anglers casting into our rivers
We hit the banks of the Potomac and Anacostia with "Ernie the Hog Snatcher" and a host of other locals, who say fishing brings them peace, community, and fun.
51st.news
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ever been curious about how to start fishing in D.C.?
@samdelgado.bsky.social got to know a few local anglers — and asked them to share some tips:
@samdelgado.bsky.social got to know a few local anglers — and asked them to share some tips:
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Very intriguing study on a subject I have extensive personal experience with.
1. My main critique is that it doesn't reflect the ground condition that 90% of NIMBYing is done by around 5% of a population.
2. The predominant aesthetic category that is disliked is height—and 5 stories at that!
1. My main critique is that it doesn't reflect the ground condition that 90% of NIMBYing is done by around 5% of a population.
2. The predominant aesthetic category that is disliked is height—and 5 stories at that!
NEW PAPER w/ @cselmendorf.bsky.social & @jkalla.bsky.social:
An under-appreciated reason why voters oppose dense new housing, especially in less-dense neighborhoods: they think it looks ugly and want to prevent that, even in other neighborhoods.
Some of what we think is NIMBYism might not be!
An under-appreciated reason why voters oppose dense new housing, especially in less-dense neighborhoods: they think it looks ugly and want to prevent that, even in other neighborhoods.
Some of what we think is NIMBYism might not be!
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Very intriguing study on a subject I have extensive personal experience with.
1. My main critique is that it doesn't reflect the ground condition that 90% of NIMBYing is done by around 5% of a population.
2. The predominant aesthetic category that is disliked is height—and 5 stories at that!
1. My main critique is that it doesn't reflect the ground condition that 90% of NIMBYing is done by around 5% of a population.
2. The predominant aesthetic category that is disliked is height—and 5 stories at that!
When I win the lottery I am going to buy a pallet of pies just because.
since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When I win the lottery I am going to buy a pallet of pies just because.
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Happy Thanksgiving!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!!
I never should have asked the monkey’s paw what it would be like to have an insipid British tabloid-style newspaper in my hometown.
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I never should have asked the monkey’s paw what it would be like to have an insipid British tabloid-style newspaper in my hometown.
First the beer brewing school, now the rubber duck museum?!
I did not have ‘Rubber duck museum moves to Canada because of tariffs and trade war’ on my 2025 bingo card. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
This American rubber duck museum is moving to B.C. due to tariffs, drop in tourism | CBC News
Quirky Point Roberts-based Rubber Duck Museum is coming to Tsawwassen Mills mall in B.C. after increasing tariffs and decreasing tourism have made business in the U.S. exclave unsustainable.
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
First the beer brewing school, now the rubber duck museum?!
Going to start signing briefs on a line-by-line basis, like an appellate panel split three ways.
first comment in a redline from a partner that says "ChatGPT says this is correct" so i guess im gonna voluntarily forfeit my license now
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Going to start signing briefs on a line-by-line basis, like an appellate panel split three ways.