Ouroboros
@o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social
Disabled but not disposable. Embracer of the absurd. MST3K, Sandman, Good Omens, archery, gymnastics, cats. Trying to be a Colts fan. She/Her.
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December 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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Watching the movie Oh. What. Fun. as a form of personal torture. To take this many talented actors and to make a movie this bad is basically a crime.
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Watching the movie Oh. What. Fun. as a form of personal torture. To take this many talented actors and to make a movie this bad is basically a crime.
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The feral cats will gladly handle any unwanted birds gifted to you during the twelve days of Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The feral cats will gladly handle any unwanted birds gifted to you during the twelve days of Christmas
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December 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Oooo-ooo-oo
Come on baby turn the lights on
Oooo-ooo-oo
Cuz the daylight's late
Oooo-ooo-oo
I know December is a dark one
Oooo-ooo-oo
The sun don't radiate
Come on baby turn the lights on
Oooo-ooo-oo
Cuz the daylight's late
Oooo-ooo-oo
I know December is a dark one
Oooo-ooo-oo
The sun don't radiate
December 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Oooo-ooo-oo
Come on baby turn the lights on
Oooo-ooo-oo
Cuz the daylight's late
Oooo-ooo-oo
I know December is a dark one
Oooo-ooo-oo
The sun don't radiate
Come on baby turn the lights on
Oooo-ooo-oo
Cuz the daylight's late
Oooo-ooo-oo
I know December is a dark one
Oooo-ooo-oo
The sun don't radiate
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We all know what would be the best Christmas present this year.
a black and white photo of a man with a mustache and a scarf .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a mustache and a scarf .
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December 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We all know what would be the best Christmas present this year.
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Asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of him pushing me off a cliff and laughing
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of him pushing me off a cliff and laughing
Telling myself the diced pepperoni is healthy because of the protein while I succumb to the MSG shakes
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Telling myself the diced pepperoni is healthy because of the protein while I succumb to the MSG shakes
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Ok well maybe don’t massage my venom glands if you don’t like my toxic secretions
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ok well maybe don’t massage my venom glands if you don’t like my toxic secretions
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Tom on stage, then vs now. #tomsturridge #tomtuesday
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Tom on stage, then vs now. #tomsturridge #tomtuesday
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It's always a gamble what's on the other side of the glory hole.
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It's always a gamble what's on the other side of the glory hole.
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How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
June 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
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I just discovered that you can cut up apple slices and sprinkle cinnamon on them and microwave them for 45 seconds and it tastes basically like apple pie without the crust and it's not even illegal. I can do this whenever I want. I have become too powerful.
October 19, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I just discovered that you can cut up apple slices and sprinkle cinnamon on them and microwave them for 45 seconds and it tastes basically like apple pie without the crust and it's not even illegal. I can do this whenever I want. I have become too powerful.
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inspecting each costco rotisserie chicken like a show dog
December 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
inspecting each costco rotisserie chicken like a show dog
I cannot be held responsible for the mayhem the Sunday Night Coffee Imp will unleash
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I cannot be held responsible for the mayhem the Sunday Night Coffee Imp will unleash
a great way to measure personal growth is to re-watch or re-read psychologically intelligent shows/stories every few years. so many holy-shit-i-get-it-now moments.
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
a great way to measure personal growth is to re-watch or re-read psychologically intelligent shows/stories every few years. so many holy-shit-i-get-it-now moments.