Malicious Little Guy
@obnoxiouspwapguy.bsky.social
Cishet White Leftist guy with opinions about stuff. Plays D&D at every available opportunity.
“I’m too autistic so I’ll buy 2000 bulk Magic cards.”
-A friend of mine, unprompted.
-A friend of mine, unprompted.
January 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
“I’m too autistic so I’ll buy 2000 bulk Magic cards.”
-A friend of mine, unprompted.
-A friend of mine, unprompted.
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cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen
January 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen
I really think more types of animals need to be, “normal,” to eat. I went past 18 chicken places on my way to work, but zero places where a person can purchase a lovely pelican- or crane-based meal. We’ve failed as a society.
January 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I really think more types of animals need to be, “normal,” to eat. I went past 18 chicken places on my way to work, but zero places where a person can purchase a lovely pelican- or crane-based meal. We’ve failed as a society.
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This is how you do it...
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is how you do it...
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mentally, i’m here
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
mentally, i’m here
Yeah but what if I found a cave to go live in, and it was nice and dry and comfortable and warm?
Not enough people have considered this possibility.
Not enough people have considered this possibility.
November 17, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Yeah but what if I found a cave to go live in, and it was nice and dry and comfortable and warm?
Not enough people have considered this possibility.
Not enough people have considered this possibility.
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me: it doesn’t have a tail so i’m pretty sure it’s a hamster
tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster
tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster
September 26, 2023 at 3:39 PM
me: it doesn’t have a tail so i’m pretty sure it’s a hamster
tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster
tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster
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I’ve acquired knowledge against my will today, that I will inflict on everyone else in return:
The infamous Zootopia abortion comic takes place in Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment.
The infamous Zootopia abortion comic takes place in Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment.
September 18, 2023 at 8:28 PM
I’ve acquired knowledge against my will today, that I will inflict on everyone else in return:
The infamous Zootopia abortion comic takes place in Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment.
The infamous Zootopia abortion comic takes place in Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment.
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Hey Shinji!
Quick note - I hadn't heard anything back from you re: piloting the EVA again. Not sure where we left off with that discussion so I wanted to pop this to the top of your inbox. Please let me know if youre going to be piloting the EVA in the next few days - Thanks!!!
Quick note - I hadn't heard anything back from you re: piloting the EVA again. Not sure where we left off with that discussion so I wanted to pop this to the top of your inbox. Please let me know if youre going to be piloting the EVA in the next few days - Thanks!!!
August 31, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Hey Shinji!
Quick note - I hadn't heard anything back from you re: piloting the EVA again. Not sure where we left off with that discussion so I wanted to pop this to the top of your inbox. Please let me know if youre going to be piloting the EVA in the next few days - Thanks!!!
Quick note - I hadn't heard anything back from you re: piloting the EVA again. Not sure where we left off with that discussion so I wanted to pop this to the top of your inbox. Please let me know if youre going to be piloting the EVA in the next few days - Thanks!!!
Made a bug tier list with some friends.
August 27, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Made a bug tier list with some friends.
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Typical Reagan Republican
August 27, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Typical Reagan Republican
They should really bring back trees you can climb. Haven’t seen one of those in a while.
August 26, 2023 at 11:30 PM
They should really bring back trees you can climb. Haven’t seen one of those in a while.
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i love finding out that someone much younger than me doesn't remember pop culture miscellanea from before they were born and saying shit like "Oh, you sweet summer child. You have much to learn, young Padawan ..."
August 24, 2023 at 4:52 PM
i love finding out that someone much younger than me doesn't remember pop culture miscellanea from before they were born and saying shit like "Oh, you sweet summer child. You have much to learn, young Padawan ..."
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Trump: They say Ron plays as a Human, folks. That's how boring he is.
DeSantis: Humans are God's chosen! What woke race are you playing?
T: I play Elf, folks, because they only meditate for 4 hours. They never sleep, just like me. That's how hard I work for America
*deafening applause*
DeSantis: Humans are God's chosen! What woke race are you playing?
T: I play Elf, folks, because they only meditate for 4 hours. They never sleep, just like me. That's how hard I work for America
*deafening applause*
[republican debate]
trump: i hear round-ear ron's party in baldur's gate only has men in it. sounds like he's getting a little woke!
*booing*
desantis: *stammering* i picked my companions for their classes!
trump: he doesn't even have sex with the beautiful women, folks!
*booing intensifies*
trump: i hear round-ear ron's party in baldur's gate only has men in it. sounds like he's getting a little woke!
*booing*
desantis: *stammering* i picked my companions for their classes!
trump: he doesn't even have sex with the beautiful women, folks!
*booing intensifies*
August 22, 2023 at 5:09 AM
Trump: They say Ron plays as a Human, folks. That's how boring he is.
DeSantis: Humans are God's chosen! What woke race are you playing?
T: I play Elf, folks, because they only meditate for 4 hours. They never sleep, just like me. That's how hard I work for America
*deafening applause*
DeSantis: Humans are God's chosen! What woke race are you playing?
T: I play Elf, folks, because they only meditate for 4 hours. They never sleep, just like me. That's how hard I work for America
*deafening applause*
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[republican debate]
trump: i hear round-ear ron's party in baldur's gate only has men in it. sounds like he's getting a little woke!
*booing*
desantis: *stammering* i picked my companions for their classes!
trump: he doesn't even have sex with the beautiful women, folks!
*booing intensifies*
trump: i hear round-ear ron's party in baldur's gate only has men in it. sounds like he's getting a little woke!
*booing*
desantis: *stammering* i picked my companions for their classes!
trump: he doesn't even have sex with the beautiful women, folks!
*booing intensifies*
August 22, 2023 at 4:32 AM
[republican debate]
trump: i hear round-ear ron's party in baldur's gate only has men in it. sounds like he's getting a little woke!
*booing*
desantis: *stammering* i picked my companions for their classes!
trump: he doesn't even have sex with the beautiful women, folks!
*booing intensifies*
trump: i hear round-ear ron's party in baldur's gate only has men in it. sounds like he's getting a little woke!
*booing*
desantis: *stammering* i picked my companions for their classes!
trump: he doesn't even have sex with the beautiful women, folks!
*booing intensifies*
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honestly 2 eyes is a good amount. spiders can pull off 8. but flies got greedy. they were like: give me a million eyes. well, now you don't know how to get out of my house
August 19, 2023 at 10:01 PM
honestly 2 eyes is a good amount. spiders can pull off 8. but flies got greedy. they were like: give me a million eyes. well, now you don't know how to get out of my house
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hey all! just a heads-up for you in case you missed it. on november 27th, 1905 in ionia, michigan, a wagon full of hay drove by. and then later some guy stood around for a while
August 18, 2023 at 11:25 PM
hey all! just a heads-up for you in case you missed it. on november 27th, 1905 in ionia, michigan, a wagon full of hay drove by. and then later some guy stood around for a while
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Can’t block, who does he think he is, the freakin Indianapolis Colts
But folks,
But folks,
August 18, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Can’t block, who does he think he is, the freakin Indianapolis Colts
But folks,
But folks,
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whats the lefts answer to this?
August 15, 2023 at 7:31 PM
whats the lefts answer to this?
DMing a new town you’ve prepared for your players has the same vibe as being a little kid and showing your friends the cool new toy you got, then gushing about the backstory you made up for it.
August 15, 2023 at 4:44 PM
DMing a new town you’ve prepared for your players has the same vibe as being a little kid and showing your friends the cool new toy you got, then gushing about the backstory you made up for it.
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As police pull yet another body out of John Wayne Gacy's crawlspace and add yet another charge against him, people are beginning to ask: when is enough enough? Isn't this piling on?
August 15, 2023 at 4:18 PM
As police pull yet another body out of John Wayne Gacy's crawlspace and add yet another charge against him, people are beginning to ask: when is enough enough? Isn't this piling on?
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Do you think, if it really came down to it, that John Wick could kill Bugs Bunny. I don't. Not wouldn't. Couldn't.
August 15, 2023 at 4:16 AM
Do you think, if it really came down to it, that John Wick could kill Bugs Bunny. I don't. Not wouldn't. Couldn't.