Tristan Salazar
@ofnadwy.bsky.social
Commie. Mutant. Traitor.
he/they
fo/nhw
Mewn undeb mae nerth
he/they
fo/nhw
Mewn undeb mae nerth
I have spent an inordinate amount of time recently reiterating to my children that “balaclava” is a hat and “baklava” is a treat
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I have spent an inordinate amount of time recently reiterating to my children that “balaclava” is a hat and “baklava” is a treat
All I want is for SCIENCE! to confirm my priors
abcnews.go.com/Health/high-...
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
High-fat cheese, cream linked to lower risk of dementia: Study
People who regularly ate higher-fat cheese and cream had a lower risk of dementia over 25 years, while low-fat dairy and other dairy foods showed no clear association.
abcnews.go.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
All I want is for SCIENCE! to confirm my priors
“The crew hasn’t had any complaints, we don’t think you have majority support for representation”
a group of people are sitting at a table in front of a green screen on a television show .
Alt: Lee Mack on WOULD I LIE TO YOU slaps a button and a big monitor says “LIE”
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“The crew hasn’t had any complaints, we don’t think you have majority support for representation”
Johnny Depp is making The Master & Margarita. Sydney Sweeney is starring in the live action Gundam movie. They’re attempting another Baywatch reboot. Every day we drift farther from God’s light.
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Johnny Depp is making The Master & Margarita. Sydney Sweeney is starring in the live action Gundam movie. They’re attempting another Baywatch reboot. Every day we drift farther from God’s light.
This is the buddy cop movie I want to see
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is the buddy cop movie I want to see
What if—hear me out—what if all 340 million Americans all join together and negotiated as one? Imagine that! What if there was some sort of, say, governing body that could make this happen?!?
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
What if—hear me out—what if all 340 million Americans all join together and negotiated as one? Imagine that! What if there was some sort of, say, governing body that could make this happen?!?
Oh, you’re a couple? Which one of you is the four-armed white ape, and who is the Thern cultist of Iss?
She Dejah on my Thoris until I Princess of Mars
You're saying an edgar riced this burroughs?
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh, you’re a couple? Which one of you is the four-armed white ape, and who is the Thern cultist of Iss?
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
Back on my bullshit
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Back on my bullshit
where we live the flowers of the clocks catch fire and the plumes encircle the brightness in the distant sulphur morning the cows lick the salt
"I peel and portion / A tangerine and spit the pips and feel / The drunkenness of things being various."
(Louis MacNeice, "Snow")
(Louis MacNeice, "Snow")
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
where we live the flowers of the clocks catch fire and the plumes encircle the brightness in the distant sulphur morning the cows lick the salt
Reposted by Tristan Salazar
Reposted by Tristan Salazar
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
This is very cool, & also Greer Lankton is yet another great answer to the “nobody heard of transgender before 20XX” nonsense; born in 1958, gender affirming surgery at the age of 21, which her father—a Presbyterian minister—convinced his church’s board to cover under the church’s health insurance
I recently discovered a wonderful small press called Magic Hour. They’ve just published the first monograph devoted to the pioneering trans artist Greer Lankton, and their back catalog includes this absolutely joyous book devoted to Corita’s color photography: magichour.press/products/ord...
Ordinary Things Will Be Signs For Us: Photographs by Corita
The first monograph dedicated to the photography of groundbreaking artist, graphic designer and activist Sister CoriaCorita Kent, formerly Sister Mary Corita, is known for her exuberant, colorful seri...
magichour.press
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is very cool, & also Greer Lankton is yet another great answer to the “nobody heard of transgender before 20XX” nonsense; born in 1958, gender affirming surgery at the age of 21, which her father—a Presbyterian minister—convinced his church’s board to cover under the church’s health insurance
Reposted by Tristan Salazar
Tall Ideology demands what we ignore the obvious biological fact that “tallwomen” are not not women and present at least as great a threat to real women as men do
Tall children have a biological advantage in basketball & should be banned from playing high-school ball. It's not fair to the other students.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Tall Ideology demands what we ignore the obvious biological fact that “tallwomen” are not not women and present at least as great a threat to real women as men do
Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.
Prepare accordingly.
Prepare accordingly.
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.
Prepare accordingly.
Prepare accordingly.
I named my fists Bunny and Tigra because they like the boom
I named my fists the Dorsey Brothers because they can play you the lullaby of broadway.
It was that or a hall & oates joke about private eyes, but I couldn't go for that.
It was that or a hall & oates joke about private eyes, but I couldn't go for that.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I named my fists Bunny and Tigra because they like the boom
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Calling RFK "The Most Powerful Man in Science" is like calling Jason Voorhees "The Most Powerful Man in Camp Counseling."
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Calling RFK "The Most Powerful Man in Science" is like calling Jason Voorhees "The Most Powerful Man in Camp Counseling."
“My dear boy, why don't you just try acting?”
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“My dear boy, why don't you just try acting?”
Introduce myself with 5 concerts I’ve seen?
Operation Ivy
NIИ/David Bowie
Kraftwerk
Gogo Bordello
Ladytron
Operation Ivy
NIИ/David Bowie
Kraftwerk
Gogo Bordello
Ladytron
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Nirvana
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Rebecca Black
Bon Iver
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
Nirvana
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Rebecca Black
Bon Iver
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The Pretty Reckless
K.Flay
Killing Joke
Sky Ferreira
Hadouken!
The Pretty Reckless
K.Flay
Killing Joke
Sky Ferreira
Hadouken!
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Introduce myself with 5 concerts I’ve seen?
Operation Ivy
NIИ/David Bowie
Kraftwerk
Gogo Bordello
Ladytron
Operation Ivy
NIИ/David Bowie
Kraftwerk
Gogo Bordello
Ladytron
UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts.
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM