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Putting a plastic bag on your head and suffocating is healthy for you
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Putting a plastic bag on your head and suffocating is healthy for you
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hey man it was good to run into you are you on Bluesky? great me too did you sign up for Upscrolled? yeah same I just added you on Discord. dope here’s my google plus account. yeah Signal is based but you gotta be on Session. nah no one uses Threads. yeah man I wanna kill myself too. see you soon
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 AM
hey man it was good to run into you are you on Bluesky? great me too did you sign up for Upscrolled? yeah same I just added you on Discord. dope here’s my google plus account. yeah Signal is based but you gotta be on Session. nah no one uses Threads. yeah man I wanna kill myself too. see you soon
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"let people enjoy things"
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"let people enjoy things"
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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hey Sega I know you're calling that a "fist bump" emote but you're gonna find yourself changing it real soon
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
hey Sega I know you're calling that a "fist bump" emote but you're gonna find yourself changing it real soon
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It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
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This would absolutely do it for some of you
December 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This would absolutely do it for some of you
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this made me so happy
December 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
this made me so happy
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
I just threw out Bazzite for CachyOS due to stability but also getting this to work is a nice bonus.
!["user requested cross-application communication"
user: "i'd like browser integration or password autofill"
italics: "isnt their someone your forgetting to ask...???" [sic]
steam deck with application icons pasted on it:
FIREFOX: "I CONSENT"
KEEPASSXC: "I CONSENT"
FLATPAK LOGO: "WELL I DONT!!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gwfx4qjjq2yhjzrgr5xqcnyz/bafkreih4dtvetrhiviih6khzjl3ssw6abmplk7z6nwyl37rhr5qutmqwca@jpeg)
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I just threw out Bazzite for CachyOS due to stability but also getting this to work is a nice bonus.
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I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
Just got reminded of one of my all-time favorite old twitter accounts.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just got reminded of one of my all-time favorite old twitter accounts.
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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Mistakes were made.
(Espresso and Diet Coke for those curious)
(Espresso and Diet Coke for those curious)
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Mistakes were made.
(Espresso and Diet Coke for those curious)
(Espresso and Diet Coke for those curious)
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
A written post for once. A bit over 24 hours from now I’ll be participating in this years ”very charity scenario”. Video games of various qualities will be played combined with sleep deprivation. www.justgiving.com/page/very-ch...
Very Charity Scenario 10: Two 24-Hour+ Gaming Marathons!
Help Very Scary Scenario raise money to support Mind
www.justgiving.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A written post for once. A bit over 24 hours from now I’ll be participating in this years ”very charity scenario”. Video games of various qualities will be played combined with sleep deprivation. www.justgiving.com/page/very-ch...
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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"Now, my wife, see, she likes to live dangerously. Uses the first few lines of the Bee Movie script as placeholder text. Doesn't respect anyone's copyrights. I keep telling her, you only need to leave that in once, you'll lose everyone's respect. But she keeps doing it."
"You say you only used AI for placeholder text, but in that text was a response from the AI saying 'here's a revised version'. Here's what I don't understand - why revise placeholder text? You see my problem? It just doesn't make sense to me. Why revise something nobody was meant to see, unless..."
July 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Now, my wife, see, she likes to live dangerously. Uses the first few lines of the Bee Movie script as placeholder text. Doesn't respect anyone's copyrights. I keep telling her, you only need to leave that in once, you'll lose everyone's respect. But she keeps doing it."
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i didnt realize men drank monster energy
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i didnt realize men drank monster energy
