🦇🕷️🕸️Jack Anderson🕸️🕷️🦇
@omegajak.bsky.social
Anarcho-Immortalist Space Communist Goth and nightclub aficionado.
He/Him.
Blog: https://jackoftales.co.uk/
He/Him.
Blog: https://jackoftales.co.uk/
Distressed to report that the homophobic Christians at the Christmas Market have, this year, decided to form a choir and sing carols. I am less distressed to report that they are absolute dogshit. I have never heard such a moribund, scattershot out of key and low tempo hosanna in excelsis.
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Distressed to report that the homophobic Christians at the Christmas Market have, this year, decided to form a choir and sing carols. I am less distressed to report that they are absolute dogshit. I have never heard such a moribund, scattershot out of key and low tempo hosanna in excelsis.
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To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.
The 'idea machine' has stalled, very obviously, because CEOs, not engineers and artists, are in charge of product design and development now. What a stupid premise for an article.
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The 'idea machine' has stalled, very obviously, because CEOs, not engineers and artists, are in charge of product design and development now. What a stupid premise for an article.
Americans are simply incapable of conceiving of the things the rest of us take for granted. American billionaires cannot conceive of them and are *also* very scared of them.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Americans are simply incapable of conceiving of the things the rest of us take for granted. American billionaires cannot conceive of them and are *also* very scared of them.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
The thing is, if I was a labour party member right now, the most important factor for me in choosing the new leader would be 'they have to have absolutely nothing to do with Labour Together.'
Labour Together reportedly canvassing party members on leadership candidates – UK politics live
Labour Together reportedly canvassing party members on leadership candidates – UK politics live
Starmer to face questions over reports that local Labour groups have been asked who could lead party into next election
The Reform UK leader, Nigel Farage, has been urged to “come clean” over his election campaign in Clacton after a former aide claimed his party breached spending rules, Kevin Rawlinson reports.
Good morning. The most significant event of the day will probably be the meeting that Keir Starmer is hosting in Downing Street for the E3 (the leaders of Britain, France and Germany), and the Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The thing is, if I was a labour party member right now, the most important factor for me in choosing the new leader would be 'they have to have absolutely nothing to do with Labour Together.'
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
America is a terror state.
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
America is a terror state.
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Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnosis
The health secretary said the aim was to tackle a rising demand for services and the increased pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.
I hate this island.
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I hate this island.
Not a bad point but the optics of delivering it in fucking white tie are... I mean wtf is wrong with these people.
👏 Keir Starmer PM: "How Brexit was sold and delivered was wrong. Wild promises were made to the British people and not fulfilled."
"The idea that leaving the EU was the answer to all our cares and concerns has clearly been proved wrong."
"The idea that leaving the EU was the answer to all our cares and concerns has clearly been proved wrong."
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Not a bad point but the optics of delivering it in fucking white tie are... I mean wtf is wrong with these people.
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Because,much like they're convinced that there's a secret cabal or 'cathedral' responsible for propagating the woke mind virus in government or otherwise, they also believe there's something similar for the humanities in general, which is why everyone hates them, so destroying it is job number one
Between diffusion models and LLMs, tech has inflated a trillion dollar bubble around automating activities that have immense social and cultural capital—writing, art, photography—but little actual capital. It’s harmful to education, culture, and society with minimal overall benefit
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Because,much like they're convinced that there's a secret cabal or 'cathedral' responsible for propagating the woke mind virus in government or otherwise, they also believe there's something similar for the humanities in general, which is why everyone hates them, so destroying it is job number one
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
The thing about the OBR leaking the entire budget early is that it's one of the few times where understanding anything about economics is actually beneficial. If you don't you'll just shrug, if you do then you've just witnessed one of the funniest things ever.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The thing about the OBR leaking the entire budget early is that it's one of the few times where understanding anything about economics is actually beneficial. If you don't you'll just shrug, if you do then you've just witnessed one of the funniest things ever.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Not saying I would be caught by sirensong but I would definitely crash my ship straight into a rock if I heard this
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Not saying I would be caught by sirensong but I would definitely crash my ship straight into a rock if I heard this
See, I sort of agree with this but I think he *did* have a plan. His plan was 'do whatever the opposite is of what the left wants.'
It was an extremely stupid plan. More of a vibe than a plan, really.
It was an extremely stupid plan. More of a vibe than a plan, really.
I’ll admit: I thought the lack of a plan would be a problem for Starmer, but that it would resolve as “governing like the SNP but with a worse record on job creation”, because Starmer would be run by the civil service and just do producer interest government. Not…what we have now.
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
See, I sort of agree with this but I think he *did* have a plan. His plan was 'do whatever the opposite is of what the left wants.'
It was an extremely stupid plan. More of a vibe than a plan, really.
It was an extremely stupid plan. More of a vibe than a plan, really.
We need to do some sort of study into precisely how and why labour MP's think telling obvious and outright lies about the Greens will win back support. They truly believe it's helpful to their cause and not just weird and off putting and kind of gross.
The leader of the greens thinks he can persuade Putin to give up weapons. The leader of reform thinks he can cut public spending without cutting services. Labour risks falling into same trap in its immigration and asylum policies. To actually change the world we need less bravado and more scrutiny.
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
We need to do some sort of study into precisely how and why labour MP's think telling obvious and outright lies about the Greens will win back support. They truly believe it's helpful to their cause and not just weird and off putting and kind of gross.
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Cannot adequately express to outsiders how insane it is to think the UK is characterised by "Islamoleftism". Just, absolutely, not a thing, not at all representative of our governing ideology, nor of the ideology of the left factions that exist as any serious presence within our politics.
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Cannot adequately express to outsiders how insane it is to think the UK is characterised by "Islamoleftism". Just, absolutely, not a thing, not at all representative of our governing ideology, nor of the ideology of the left factions that exist as any serious presence within our politics.
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Antifascism is good and fun, and looking the enemy in the eye is a worthwhile endeavour, but I really would like it to be unnecessary. I'm sick and tired of fascists marauding around my city, occasionally taking up my weekends, and threatening people in my community.
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Antifascism is good and fun, and looking the enemy in the eye is a worthwhile endeavour, but I really would like it to be unnecessary. I'm sick and tired of fascists marauding around my city, occasionally taking up my weekends, and threatening people in my community.
<Taking a long drag on a cigarette and sitting backwards on a chair>
The problem with Starmer is that he is first and above all a lawyer, and lawyers are awful. He views the country as a collection of laws and nothing else, which makes him a terrible leader and an even worse Labour leader.
The problem with Starmer is that he is first and above all a lawyer, and lawyers are awful. He views the country as a collection of laws and nothing else, which makes him a terrible leader and an even worse Labour leader.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
<Taking a long drag on a cigarette and sitting backwards on a chair>
The problem with Starmer is that he is first and above all a lawyer, and lawyers are awful. He views the country as a collection of laws and nothing else, which makes him a terrible leader and an even worse Labour leader.
The problem with Starmer is that he is first and above all a lawyer, and lawyers are awful. He views the country as a collection of laws and nothing else, which makes him a terrible leader and an even worse Labour leader.