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onemetricdylan.bsky.social
@onemetricdylan.bsky.social
Quality control -> Opioid research PhD -> Community college adjunct professor. Midwest chemist and hobby artist 🧫 🧪 🏳️‍🌈
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I…am not good at bowling
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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done! (mostly, will probably do some minor edits and weathering when I get back to my laptop haha) #sinners
December 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This last couple years I really liked making D&D art for my campaign. The goal next year is to try more action poses
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
For the holidays: sourdough, sour cream and chive rolls, molasses cookies, and kimchi

Not photoed: a lemon harissa hummus and browned butter sage cookies (currently baking)

Since I travel to my parents and in-laws, its way easier to bring baked goods
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Puppy portrait! Did a little drawing of my brother’s dog, Winnie.
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
In reflection to 2025, Im glad i had time to make art and improve

Gonna start doing lunch break drawings to keep up my skills
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is vain but idc. Im proud of the muscle i built over the year, and Im excited to slow-cut in January

Shout out to underemployment for the free time
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
12 years ago in manufacturing a (horrid) coworker complained about how they werent hiring anyone unless you were a woman or PoC. Fellas, our dept was mostly white dudes. I was the new white dude hire

This dude had a job! The perceived possibility was enough for his casual racism to slip out at work
December 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Blue Betta. Watercolour, approximately 115 × 110 mm. From 2019.

#ArtAdventCalendar
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Love in many ways ❤️‍🔥
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A trick i consistently see hard science folks do is hide behind math to shield themselves from gaps of understanding.

You see a lot of researchers who barely grasp statistics but infer that a complex equation signals their competency
There's a signaling theory that I more or less buy that says academics are constantly trying to signal intelligence. In "hard" sciences, this is easy to do, because there's lots of math and everyone agrees it's very difficult. In social science, you have to be confusing to appear smart.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We’re just normal men.*

*explaining memes and fanart to my in-laws during our holiday stay
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I used to dislike pie as a teen and turns out i just didn’t like bad crusts
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Its very telling how testosterone therapy is promo’d as invigorating/aspirational without listing any downsides. It increases your risk of stroke and heart attack!

Thats not a casual side effect, especially in the older populations that get advertised it as a miracle therapy
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My roommates threw a cast party without advanced notice, so i was baking when they called me about it. Right before people arrived, i put three loaves of braided pulla bread in the oven.

Everyone lost their minds when i pulled them out
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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I was so pleased JC brought me in on this project.
If you write or are a journalist or do any kind of storytelling (science or not) I highly recommend checking this out. There is so much in the about mechanics and risk/benefits of how you connect to audiences.
We’ve now produced a toolkit to guide science communicators through (critically) using certain strategies. It has been beautifully illustrated by @jordancollver.bsky.social (in collab with @rikworth.bsky.social) and can be downloaded as a PDF here:

livrepository.liverpool.ac.uk/3194747/
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“If it’s hard to picture this in your head because you cant visualize, just imagine that you can instead” - a joke that did not land in class
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Deal still going!
I don’t usually share Black Friday deals because I’m not a yankee capitalist slave to Mammon but, Hocus Pocus is going cheap and I think it’s both A) normally a touch too expensive and B) occasionally needs a push since you can’t get it in bookshops.

www.vanishingincmagic.com/ebooks/hocus...
Hocus Pocus
Professor Richard Wiseman welcomes you into a totally new world unlike anything else the magic community has ever seen with Hocus Pocus. This...
www.vanishingincmagic.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
the official abbreviation format for the journal of analytical chemistry is “Anal. Chem.”

I….uhhh. Spelled out the full title on all my ppts in lieu of brevity
Science PSA: Never abbreviate “analysis” as “anal”. Ever.
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I would also add:

Being able to learn/do something despite your disinterest is a good skill to have. Its also a skill that you train, not a trait that you summon whenever convenient
We can teach people things that they aren't ever going to have any use for later in life! That's an okay thing to do!
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Hello! today is 🎂🎉MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂

For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!

Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.

blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
Blikada
blikada.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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A pair of portrait studies.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM