only dan
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arsenal. emo & pop-punk. otherwise boring dan on the internet
my take on martinelli from the dying moments of #ARSLIV…
i want passion from players
pro soccer is riddled with play-acting as a means to kill off the clock & manage the game. 99% of the time you see a player go down in their own half, unprovoked, opposition with the ball — it’s this
#Arsenal 1/
i want passion from players
pro soccer is riddled with play-acting as a means to kill off the clock & manage the game. 99% of the time you see a player go down in their own half, unprovoked, opposition with the ball — it’s this
#Arsenal 1/
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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I’d like to see Gabriel Martinelli apologize and wish Bradley well.
It was a foolish thing for him to do but there wasn’t any malice in it.
It was a foolish thing for him to do but there wasn’t any malice in it.
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I’d like to see Gabriel Martinelli apologize and wish Bradley well.
It was a foolish thing for him to do but there wasn’t any malice in it.
It was a foolish thing for him to do but there wasn’t any malice in it.
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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/
if anyone needs a legit-sounding calendar hold for thursday’s EPL MATCH, hmu
@arsenalamerica.bsky.social
@arsenalamerica.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
if anyone needs a legit-sounding calendar hold for thursday’s EPL MATCH, hmu
@arsenalamerica.bsky.social
@arsenalamerica.bsky.social
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Arsenal have gone 116 games in all competitions since they last conceded three goals in a game to any opponent - the best run by any team in the history of English football.
#BOUARS
#BOUARS
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Arsenal have gone 116 games in all competitions since they last conceded three goals in a game to any opponent - the best run by any team in the history of English football.
#BOUARS
#BOUARS
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Make sure you take some of the anger you’re feeling right now and use it to contact your officials to demand impeachment now.
It’s basically the least we can possibly do in opposition to this, which IMO makes it mandatory.
It’s basically the least we can possibly do in opposition to this, which IMO makes it mandatory.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Make sure you take some of the anger you’re feeling right now and use it to contact your officials to demand impeachment now.
It’s basically the least we can possibly do in opposition to this, which IMO makes it mandatory.
It’s basically the least we can possibly do in opposition to this, which IMO makes it mandatory.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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To that effect, nobody should be using it for anything important.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
To that effect, nobody should be using it for anything important.
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His mum takes no chances with his clothes.
December 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
His mum takes no chances with his clothes.
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ruin 2 bands by combining them:
the used front bottoms
the used front bottoms
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Insane ABBA Clown Posse
Insane ABBA Clown Posse
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ruin 2 bands by combining them:
the used front bottoms
the used front bottoms
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Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.
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We’d drawn 3 of the last 4 games, conceding 2 late equalisers.
Better side in all, just not quite clicking.
Needed an OG to open the scoring against Wolves at home. Edged Southampton 1-0 to end the year.
The year you ask? 2003
The Invincibles.
Just thought some perspective today would help 😘
Better side in all, just not quite clicking.
Needed an OG to open the scoring against Wolves at home. Edged Southampton 1-0 to end the year.
The year you ask? 2003
The Invincibles.
Just thought some perspective today would help 😘
December 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
We’d drawn 3 of the last 4 games, conceding 2 late equalisers.
Better side in all, just not quite clicking.
Needed an OG to open the scoring against Wolves at home. Edged Southampton 1-0 to end the year.
The year you ask? 2003
The Invincibles.
Just thought some perspective today would help 😘
Better side in all, just not quite clicking.
Needed an OG to open the scoring against Wolves at home. Edged Southampton 1-0 to end the year.
The year you ask? 2003
The Invincibles.
Just thought some perspective today would help 😘
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🗣️ NEW TO SALUD BEER SHOP IN 2026:
🎉 Friday Eves (Thursdays 🙃) at Salud in #Charlotte
⁉️Rotating events every Thursday, starting at 6:30pm
🎵 bring your own vinyl
🎮 video game tournaments
🎙️ music trivia
❓ free hit friday eve (who knows what we’ll do!)
🎉 Friday Eves (Thursdays 🙃) at Salud in #Charlotte
⁉️Rotating events every Thursday, starting at 6:30pm
🎵 bring your own vinyl
🎮 video game tournaments
🎙️ music trivia
❓ free hit friday eve (who knows what we’ll do!)
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
🗣️ NEW TO SALUD BEER SHOP IN 2026:
🎉 Friday Eves (Thursdays 🙃) at Salud in #Charlotte
⁉️Rotating events every Thursday, starting at 6:30pm
🎵 bring your own vinyl
🎮 video game tournaments
🎙️ music trivia
❓ free hit friday eve (who knows what we’ll do!)
🎉 Friday Eves (Thursdays 🙃) at Salud in #Charlotte
⁉️Rotating events every Thursday, starting at 6:30pm
🎵 bring your own vinyl
🎮 video game tournaments
🎙️ music trivia
❓ free hit friday eve (who knows what we’ll do!)
WE’RE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
WE’RE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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@gunnerblog.bsky.social Hi James can you do the Lego loving Arsenal community a solid by sharing this idea to reach 10k so that it can be a reality
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beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea... Thanks
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December 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@gunnerblog.bsky.social Hi James can you do the Lego loving Arsenal community a solid by sharing this idea to reach 10k so that it can be a reality
beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea... Thanks
beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea... Thanks
news sites need a “login with apple news” option. i’m tired of opening an article here, sharing to safari, then sharing to news so i can read without effectively paying twice.
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
news sites need a “login with apple news” option. i’m tired of opening an article here, sharing to safari, then sharing to news so i can read without effectively paying twice.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
genuine question: is there a marketing strategy where having a bad ad is seen as positive because it sticks out to the viewer?
…no idea how else explain the capitalone commercials on peacock
…no idea how else explain the capitalone commercials on peacock
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
genuine question: is there a marketing strategy where having a bad ad is seen as positive because it sticks out to the viewer?
…no idea how else explain the capitalone commercials on peacock
…no idea how else explain the capitalone commercials on peacock
12/10 event name. illinois deserves a candidate who makes early fob references 🖤
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
12/10 event name. illinois deserves a candidate who makes early fob references 🖤
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Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.
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At some point we have to start shaming people. You’re doing free advertising for the people investing in AI drone tech and running ICE recruitment commercials, and you’re also using a product that sucks at the thing you use it for
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
At some point we have to start shaming people. You’re doing free advertising for the people investing in AI drone tech and running ICE recruitment commercials, and you’re also using a product that sucks at the thing you use it for
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Abolish ICE.
Call your representatives, and ask if they agree that they must be destroyed. Let them know you’ll volunteer, donate to, and vote for their primary opponents if they refuse to help dismantle and prosecute Trump’s SS.
Call your representatives, and ask if they agree that they must be destroyed. Let them know you’ll volunteer, donate to, and vote for their primary opponents if they refuse to help dismantle and prosecute Trump’s SS.
600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Abolish ICE.
Call your representatives, and ask if they agree that they must be destroyed. Let them know you’ll volunteer, donate to, and vote for their primary opponents if they refuse to help dismantle and prosecute Trump’s SS.
Call your representatives, and ask if they agree that they must be destroyed. Let them know you’ll volunteer, donate to, and vote for their primary opponents if they refuse to help dismantle and prosecute Trump’s SS.
given everything going on in the world, it feels especially important to remind everyone this black friday that, no matter what these major corporations do to get your attention, there is no skirting the fact that die hard is not a christmas movie
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
given everything going on in the world, it feels especially important to remind everyone this black friday that, no matter what these major corporations do to get your attention, there is no skirting the fact that die hard is not a christmas movie