Krang
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Coalition of chaos, Guardian-reading, tofu-eating woke-a-rati. Dare I say, the anti-growth coalition
Coalition of chaos, Guardian-reading, tofu-eating woke-a-rati. Dare I say, the anti-growth coalition
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We had a talk with our kids tonight about circular logic (the fallacy of treating the conclusion of your argument as evidence supporting it) and the way it which it helps us avoid tougher ideas and questions.
July 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We had a talk with our kids tonight about circular logic (the fallacy of treating the conclusion of your argument as evidence supporting it) and the way it which it helps us avoid tougher ideas and questions.
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Here's the thing that I hate honestly the most about anti-migrant politics: it is, to me, a direct attack on the holy principle of hospitality, of being a good host in your home, that has underpinned human societies since we learned how to build a house in the first place. Just a total moral crime.
July 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Here's the thing that I hate honestly the most about anti-migrant politics: it is, to me, a direct attack on the holy principle of hospitality, of being a good host in your home, that has underpinned human societies since we learned how to build a house in the first place. Just a total moral crime.
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What a way to go out
July 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What a way to go out
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Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story.
Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.
Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.
Q: “Did Bondi tell you your name appeared in the Epstein Files?”
TRUMP: “The files were made up by Comey, Obama, Biden…” 🤔
Nothing to see here, folks!
TRUMP: “The files were made up by Comey, Obama, Biden…” 🤔
Nothing to see here, folks!
July 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story.
Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.
Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.
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By linking the Epstein Files coverup to "the Russia Russia Russia hoax," Trump is trying to convince his base that this is all another conspiracy to get him.
But there's a real risk that linking them goes the other way, and the QAnon faithful start to think, well, maybe Russia wasn't a hoax either?
But there's a real risk that linking them goes the other way, and the QAnon faithful start to think, well, maybe Russia wasn't a hoax either?
REPORTER: Did the attorney general tell you that your name appeared in the Epstein files?
TRUMP: No no. She's given us just a very quick briefing. These files were made up by Comey, Obama, they were made up by the Biden-- we went through years of that with the Russia Russia Russia hoax
TRUMP: No no. She's given us just a very quick briefing. These files were made up by Comey, Obama, they were made up by the Biden-- we went through years of that with the Russia Russia Russia hoax
July 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
By linking the Epstein Files coverup to "the Russia Russia Russia hoax," Trump is trying to convince his base that this is all another conspiracy to get him.
But there's a real risk that linking them goes the other way, and the QAnon faithful start to think, well, maybe Russia wasn't a hoax either?
But there's a real risk that linking them goes the other way, and the QAnon faithful start to think, well, maybe Russia wasn't a hoax either?
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“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”
July 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”
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thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map
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In a bid to appeal to younger voters, Andrew Cuomo has converted to Islam
July 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
In a bid to appeal to younger voters, Andrew Cuomo has converted to Islam
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I love the contrast between Zuck talking about the untold billions being poured into "AI," and the actual implementation, which is routinely just the laziest, dumbest cack duct-taped to the side of Facebook and Instagram clickbait in a way that's not really interesting or useful in any way
July 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I love the contrast between Zuck talking about the untold billions being poured into "AI," and the actual implementation, which is routinely just the laziest, dumbest cack duct-taped to the side of Facebook and Instagram clickbait in a way that's not really interesting or useful in any way
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I think about this constantly
July 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think about this constantly
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We don't say it often enough and the lapdog press is too cowardly to say it at all but these people are literally evil in the Biblical sense
“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
July 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We don't say it often enough and the lapdog press is too cowardly to say it at all but these people are literally evil in the Biblical sense
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Noem recently said "The federal government doesn't do the disaster relief, the states do."
She doesn't know what the "F" stands for in FEMA.
Because she doesn't know what the "F" she's doing.
She doesn't know what the "F" stands for in FEMA.
Because she doesn't know what the "F" she's doing.
July 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Noem recently said "The federal government doesn't do the disaster relief, the states do."
She doesn't know what the "F" stands for in FEMA.
Because she doesn't know what the "F" she's doing.
She doesn't know what the "F" stands for in FEMA.
Because she doesn't know what the "F" she's doing.
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Fascism. Call it what it is.
Homan: "People need to understand ICE officers and Border Patrol don't need probable cause to walk up to somebody, briefly detain them, and question them ... based on their physical appearance."
July 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fascism. Call it what it is.
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"Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner" - Exodus 22:21
Stencil seen in Charlevoix, Michigan
Stencil seen in Charlevoix, Michigan
July 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner" - Exodus 22:21
Stencil seen in Charlevoix, Michigan
Stencil seen in Charlevoix, Michigan
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Everyone’s talking about how the AI bots made by Meta are bad, but just a reminder you can make your own Meta AI chatbot right inside Messenger and there’s definitely no problems there
January 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Everyone’s talking about how the AI bots made by Meta are bad, but just a reminder you can make your own Meta AI chatbot right inside Messenger and there’s definitely no problems there
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I'm sorry, I have eaten too many cured meats to come into the office today.
January 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm sorry, I have eaten too many cured meats to come into the office today.
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Hey, guess what prevents Polio?
Psst. The answer is a VACCINE.
Guess what happens when enough people DON’T get vaccinated for it?
It RETURNS.
Psst. The answer is a VACCINE.
Guess what happens when enough people DON’T get vaccinated for it?
It RETURNS.
December 13, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Hey, guess what prevents Polio?
Psst. The answer is a VACCINE.
Guess what happens when enough people DON’T get vaccinated for it?
It RETURNS.
Psst. The answer is a VACCINE.
Guess what happens when enough people DON’T get vaccinated for it?
It RETURNS.
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
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The DEEP
How far down do you dare go?
How far down do you dare go?
December 2, 2024 at 8:35 PM
The DEEP
How far down do you dare go?
How far down do you dare go?
It took us ages to work out what the beep was
November 30, 2024 at 5:04 PM
It took us ages to work out what the beep was
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Cats enjoy their millionth nap on the bed as I enter the room
Cat 1: There she goes again, doing stuff
Cat 2: Poor old asshole
Cat 1: There she goes again, doing stuff
Cat 2: Poor old asshole
November 28, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Cats enjoy their millionth nap on the bed as I enter the room
Cat 1: There she goes again, doing stuff
Cat 2: Poor old asshole
Cat 1: There she goes again, doing stuff
Cat 2: Poor old asshole
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If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown
November 28, 2024 at 3:55 PM
If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown