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Siobhan Ophiolatrix (like Sans Undertale)
@ophiolatrix.bsky.social
27, White, They/Them, Sapphic, AuDHD. Artist, hobbyist musician, internet goofster, fandom lurker. Adult who occasionally reposts adult content. Follow-backs not guaranteed
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I'm Siobhan, and I'm an illustrator (currently for fun but would also like it to be my main hustle) and this is where I just hang out and post whatever's on my mind
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June 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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"A YouTuber dropped his camera to the bottom of the ocean and recorded a deep-sea animal that no one has been able to identify."

petapixel.com/2025/11/25/y....
YouTuber Drops Camera in Ocean and Films an Unknown Deep-Sea Species
'So what species is this one? The answer is we have no idea.'
petapixel.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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All three of the household cats have asked me to remind you of today's most important tradition. No, not travel. No, not consuming non-Thanksgiving food before choking on turkey. No, not getting your family venting out of the way.

It's FEEDING CATS TUNA FISH.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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New Purple Stuff Podcast! Join us for a look back at the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, starring He-Man, Rainbow Brite and Rue McClanahan! Listen here: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/1985-macys-parade/
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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And for additional fun, here’s my Nemo that I built for the shot
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Conversely when I heard about the autonomous judy hopps animatronic my reaction was "how long until someone gets kicked out of the park for trying to molest it"
My reaction to big dino was the same as Kevin's and even before they actually built it I was like "this could kill somebody"
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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yeah man you gotta watch defunctland. theyre these really cool videos about theme park design and theyre well researched and written. theyre by a guy called Deceitful Kevin.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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"we don't want awkward interactions"

"anyway, make sure stitch wants to fuck the guests"
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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watching yet more of the defunctland video wondering why disney is insistent on their weird animatronic things hitting on guests
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Watercolour painting of my cat Mia when she was a kitten. #cats #kittens #petportraits #art #watercolours #painting
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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actual wolf: let's sleep in a pile tonight
idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness*
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Liege Maximo
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Nite and day
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Other people are doing this, so:

1 like = 1 youtube video I like
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I love Chainsaw Man so much

What do you mean one of the characters calls upon the power of the state of Oregon which then becomes a sword that is literally just shaped in the words of Oregon
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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“Parlor Ornament”. Postcard from my collection, 1906.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM