Orbiting Kettle
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Orbiting Kettle
@orbitingkettle.bsky.social
Lurking ditch-goblin ogling the fine people passing by.
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man about to invent the greatest science fiction movie ever made "i knew i wanted to do a scary movie on a spaceship with a small number of astronauts"

this is how artists actually talk
February 10, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Post a banger not in English.
youtu.be/23iHKH71kZk?...
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Ich finde es immer sehr faszinierend, woran am Ende anscheinend die Frauen schuld sein sollen

Zum Beispiel: Dass Jungen zu wenig lesen - liegt jetzt anscheinend daran, dass Mädchen viel lesen und der Buchmarkt darauf reagiert hat 🙃
Wake up Schatz eine neue greinende Kolumne über die "weibliche" Buchbranche just dropped

"Eine „weiblich codierte Lese- und Medienkultur“ kann bei Jungen den Eindruck erwecken, „dass sich Literalität mit Weiblichkeit verknüpft“ – fatal für den Aufbau einer männlichen Geschlechtsidentität."
Die Lüge vom lesefaulen Mann ist scheinheilig
Nur 14,6 Prozent der Männer lesen mehrmals wöchentlich. Doch das Problem liegt nicht bei den Männern, sondern an einer Branche, die systematisch die Hälfte ihrer Zielgruppe ignoriert.
www.fr.de
February 2, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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From Minneapolis to Paris: No One Is Illegal!
Thousands of people are demanding justice in Paris after videos surfaced showing the violent arrest of Mauritian migrant worker El Hacen Diarra, shortly before he died in police custody.
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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Mark Karminsky seething
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Wegen eines Wahlplakats mit mutmaßlichem Hitlergruß muss sich der Kreisvorsitzende der AfD Frankfurt (Oder) ab kommenden Dienstag vor Gericht verantworten.
Landtagsausschuss lehnt Immunität für AfD-Politiker Wilko Möller ab
Der AfD-Politiker Wilko Möller muss sich kommende Woche wohl einem Gerichtsverfahren stellen. Ihm wird die Nutzung verbotener Symbole vorgeworfen. Möller beantragte Immunität - der Landtagsausschuss e...
www.rbb24.de
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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Language specifically evolved to give Slovenes, Croats (southern and eastern), and Serbs a headache.
Unfortunately I won't transcribe that into alt, but tl:dr it's an explanation on our morphology of vowels and how the fuck we have 15 recognised ones.
January 22, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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ICE hat ein 5jähriges Kind, das vom Kindergarten nach Hause kam, gekidnappt, um den Vater nach draußen zu locken und auch ihn mitzunehmen.

Wenn euch sowas nicht radikalisiert, was dann?
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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My second almost done game is #BandOfCaps...

A little low buy in easy to start on wargame/skirmish game, that uses fog of war and was initially intended to use bottle caps as unit markers (basically 25mm bases, minis aren't requires but you can use them).
January 22, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Listening to "It could Happen Here" today, @miawong.bsky.social tries to explain what the federal reserve is. I'm a bit dumb, so what I got is:
"What is the federal reserve?"
"It's complicated and a bit theological. Let us start with the Council of Nicaea regarding the holy Trinity..."
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
For no particular reason...

youtu.be/PU-fU1C_I7g?...
The War At Home (feat. Intro5pect)
YouTube video by Leftöver Crack - Topic
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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dear #MusicSky: I'm looking for musical groups/artists who play folk, alt folk, or folk-based music, heavy on the fiddle or ancient instruments, any gender/ethnicity, any language. i just wanna groove out to em. BONUS if they do covers of others' songs!

link their stuff below! 🫶 🎶 🎵
January 19, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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Holy shit I am on the front of The Guardian’s Life & Arts section
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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"Haha, Volksverpetzer hat keinen multimillionenschweren Gönner, die müssen nach Spenden betteln"

von den gleichen Personen, die sagen, sie seien für "das Volk" gegen "die Eliten"

www.volksverpetzer.de/unterstutzen/
Volksverpetzer unterstützen.
www.volksverpetzer.de
January 19, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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"Wenn man die Lage Polens auf dem Globus anschaut, sind die vom Deutschen Reich gestellten Fragen übrigens nachvollziehbar."

Was für ein wahnsinnig gefährlicher Trottel!
January 18, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
hard-drive.net
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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I FUCKING LOVE, as I read further into the series, that Dungeon Crawler Carl is weirdly smartly anti-capitalist AND anarchist. It’s weird because it has “anarchist” in the title of the third book, but a surface level read would assume that’s just a joke but go deeper the book is really political.
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
January 6, 2026 at 10:19 AM